Bro the TikTok bots? Just boring.

Went to inauguration today

My Cassandra cred's pretty solid--20+ years on far right beat, ten on Trump, nobody ever accused me of being a ray of sunshine. But at the end of this bad year, I think this too is true: fascism took so much, & yet nowhere near all it could & wants. There's so much left to fight for.

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM MAMDANI’S NEW YORK, BAYBEEEEEE

What are your favorite bad musicals? Bonus if they have movie/streamable versions.

LinkedIn. Buddy. It's Christmas. Don't email me.

After much thought and no outside inquiry, I am: Andy Samberg Sun Taran Killam Moon Seth Meyers Rising

This is my holiday tradition. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFD7...

AND ON AN UNRELATED NOTE PLEASE STOP SENDING ME MATTHEW MORRISON CAMEO VIDEOS.

Also, holding a special place in my heart tonight for all us Jews who have lost community for being Pro-Palestinian. I see you, I’m with you, you’re not alone.

I say this as a diasporist Jew, today would be a great day for the anti-zionism does not equal antisemitism crowd to put their money where their mouth is.

We never did get a TWINS-style bromantic musical comedy with Gene Kelly and Dick Van Dyke, huh? I think that would have been out of this freaking world.

Happy santacon to nobody I respect

How’s it going over here?

Everyone’s talking about that trashed panda. Check out this Trash Panda! youtu.be/uO7Hf4g4iWU?...

Good morning my boss just said the phrase “stripper grinch.”

Why are we bringing Franklin the turtle into this?

Timeline cleanse

Thanksgiving Day Parade anyone?

Anyone talking about Wicked: For Good here?

New York is crazy what do you mean there’s a literal cowboy on my bus to LGA with a bible in one hand and a to go bag of Checkers in the other?

Y’all love when I post political stuff. Now does anyone want to book me as an actor and/or musician?

I imagine Stephen Miller has been rage pooping for at least seven hour now.

Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide

I love getting a residual check for $11 bc it’s like, I thought you’d have less.

Tonight

Does… does he think he’s the phantom of the opera?

But his emails amirite?

Just saying, no one cares if you leave New York.

I gotta go to work can someone check on my racist cousins for me?

NYT will be like "Why Mamdani's win spells trouble for democrats" but this time we'll all be like FK YEAH MOFOS BC THE OLD DEMS AREN'T WORKING RIGHT.

I continue to absolutely love my neighborhood.

We did it, Zo!

@ NYC please vote. For Mamdani. Today. Please

Going viral is weird bc what do you mean I got thousands of views while I was trying to do my best at my job

Me roasting marshmallows: “You’re so white you don’t recognize your privilege” Is this a thing?

I need more of us to be talking about the new Lily Allen album on here.

Tbh I’m not sure I can tell Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt apart.

Sorry if I’m acting weird I’m running on caffeine at 65% - a memoir.

Actors’ Equity has reached a tentative agreement with the Broadway League over a new contract, averting the possibility of a strike.

"Notable" "alums" from my high school: Mike Lawler NXIVM's own Keith Raniere jfc this is embarrassing

As soon as I make a deal with God, it’s over for you jerks.

Every day I think of something out of pocket and straight up silly and every day I stop myself from posting it here because I worked with a crop of the most respected journalists of our time. But Venmo me $50.....

Remember malls?

Man. RIP Diane Keaton. This is fkn sad.

More like NO bel peace prize for you amirite fellas?

Not only is this antisemitic, it's factually wrong when it comes to Jewish people because they don't even give us Tylenol for the pain - they give us wine, or nothing at all.

Genuine Q - I'm seeing more people say the AI bubble is about to burst. What do we think this will look like and what impact do we think we'll see? Do we even think that's true? (for someone with a tech background I know astonishingly little about this stuff)

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