Twitter’s crashed out again so here we are

3 points to all but secure top spot coming up

I’m honestly exhausted lmaooo just let this all stop

Made a post on my new F1 insta if F1 is your kinda thing or if you know anyone who likes it feel free to check it out and share it around it would be much appreciated

Right twitter’s pissing me off tonight so you’ll get me on here tonight how are we?

Ummmmmm so that didn’t go to plan

Merry Christmas to all you filthy animals on Bluesky

Time to start showing him some more respect

1 - Mohamed Salah is the first player to reach double figures for both goals and assists before Christmas in a Premier League season in the history of the competition. Class.

Top for Christmas Salah domination 6 more goals But I’m just a chill guy taking it one game at a time😁

Is anyone on this app still alive?

#fpl #fplsquidgames The #fplcommunity is invited to play squid games 2. If you would like to take part, please DM me your name and team name to receive the code. 456 players 1 winner Please retweet to reach as many as possible. The game will start in the new year.

I’m tired

Luke Shaw vs Reece James for the last hospital bed

I’m so sorry for neglecting you blueskiers how is everyone today?

My body feels so tense rn like idk what’s going on

Need a 0-0 and a fabianski penalty save please

You heard it here first I am a certified 100% chill guy

I asked this question on the other platform so I’ll do it here to gain a consensus. How’s everyone’s Monday going?

Like this post if you picked Joao Pedro instead of Danny Welbeck

If you have Cole Palmer in FPL sell him he’s shit

Fellow Liverpool fans I come to you for an opinion is these kits are the two kits that I regret not owning I’m looking to buy them next week so I wanted to know is this price worth it or am I being a bit daft? #LFC

Ahem: DANICA PATRICK IS OPENLY RACIST AGAINST PEOPLE OF BLACK ORIGIN. Please pass this message along. #F1 #WeRaceAsOne

Film #4 has been reached mission has been a success

Think I might take a break after film 3 go outside pick up some more supplies then knock out film 4

Almost forgot to update we are now on film #2 4 looks very likely today

Huhhhhhh?

Film #1 of the day hoping to get through 4 but that depends on when everyone gets back home

Pure uninterrupted slot ball🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

No more international breaks until March after this weekend 🔥🤝

I’ve just been outside and it’s absolutely freezing forget that if anyone needs me today I’ll be in my living room watching some more movies I had a good time yesterday let’s keep that vibe going I say😂😂😂

Oh god looks like the bots have now found their way on here

Arsenal are three points off 5th place and three points off 28th in the Champions League table

I miss FPL😔

I’ve been called crazy for this but I said when Alisson is fit he should battle with Kelleher for the place because Kelleher’s been too good to be dropped

This angle of the Kelleher save 🤩

Here’s me just lying in bed acting like I don’t need to leave my house in 20 mins🤣🤣🤣

All we want for Christmas is a Virgil Van Dijk new contract (And Salah & Trent) #lfc

I remember that watford haul I triple captained him😍😍😍😍

It’s so hard to find everyone from twitter so just know if you can see this message you are in the elite tier and we are all legends lmaooooo

Please don’t be anything like Elon’s cesspit