OMG they are good people

México :) 🇲🇽

First time at a Tim Hortons

Is this @hours.bsky.social ?

Skill issue

Imagine you’re exploring the backrooms and this banger comes up youtu.be/QQFjrS_Oxq4?...

Why are new cars so shit?

I follow the 3-3-1 rule of backup. Don’t ask me how.

Gamify my bank account 😫

AI slop vibecode idea: A game called Goonscapes

Diffie Hellman dick pic exchange

Agentic Cummies

The angle of attack is the difference between the angle of incoming air and the chord line of the wing. For example in a nose up attitude, the angle of attack will increase because the wing’s chord line is in C Major.

Tengo una pedorrera ind-cca3-presionante

Man, so sad. Roku was the only TV system that was kinda OK

Threw my back out with a fart

Didn't they use this song in an Apple commercial?

~ * 🫧🐯🌎 FruTiger Aero 🌎🐯🫧 * ~

Wait, couldn’t PD do 9V natively?

Bring back the ancient knowledge

My back has been suffering with a 17.3” laptop for so long. But I think it’s time to upgrade to an 18” laptop.

God, this year of the horse got some nasty kick to it

Is your peepee hard? It’s NP-Complete

A demented pedophile dragging your ass to war to distract from the fact that he’s a demented pedophile.

Agentic cummies uwu

Man, the amount of cum I spilled over playing The WindWaker. I would get back from school and go right to gooning in my room.

Ah, shit. I thought homekit logged temperature data. And everything on Google’s side needs a Nest thermostat. I don’t have AC or heating.

found this old sticker design in my files! might try to redo it sometime

The Reels Machine One’s for watching Reels, the others are for TikTok and Shorts

There’s nothing that makes the general public as mad as a neurodivergent chill guy

I dreamed there were like two universities and that the students would intermingle and even the professors gave classes at both of them. So in the end it was like a big university

“For the last time, I’m not interested in your daddy issues!” ✂️: @madefuryou.com

It’s funny because it’s true!

Oh, my bad. I thought it said Windows 7 Server

See it Say it Sort it In O(n) or less!

I call my car The Brachial because it’s a Lexus

Not with that attitude

Furry linkedin?

The first time I got fucking mad at a doctor I didn’t do treadmill today and I’m downing a six pack of Coke

Here’s your piece of paper folded seven times

Mmmmmm Magnesio

Shit! I need to stop gobbling up high octane stuff!

I miss it when the buzzword was Multimedia

The larger your app, the lazier your team is in my eyes. Long gone are the clever low level tricks to save the last bit of space. Now everything’s vibe coded and slop!

USA leaves the WHO in a pick up truck rolling coal, leaving the rest of the countries coughing through a big cloud of smoke

We were promised flying cars. Instead, we got slop machines draining the little water we have left.

"Cozy moment" Sketch Study #Commission Thanks for the support!!

I am, as always, at your service~ 🐇 ✂️: @kariwanz.bsky.social #FC2026 #latex #rubberfur

Fucking copilot can’t even fill out a table on the word document. Microshit Crapilot