A demented pedophile dragging your ass to war to distract from the fact that he’s a demented pedophile.

Agentic cummies uwu

Man, the amount of cum I spilled over playing The WindWaker. I would get back from school and go right to gooning in my room.

Ah, shit. I thought homekit logged temperature data. And everything on Google’s side needs a Nest thermostat. I don’t have AC or heating.

found this old sticker design in my files! might try to redo it sometime

The Reels Machine One’s for watching Reels, the others are for TikTok and Shorts

There’s nothing that makes the general public as mad as a neurodivergent chill guy

I dreamed there were like two universities and that the students would intermingle and even the professors gave classes at both of them. So in the end it was like a big university

“For the last time, I’m not interested in your daddy issues!” ✂️: @madefuryou.com

It’s funny because it’s true!

Oh, my bad. I thought it said Windows 7 Server

See it Say it Sort it In O(n) or less!

I call my car The Brachial because it’s a Lexus

Not with that attitude

Furry linkedin?

The first time I got fucking mad at a doctor I didn’t do treadmill today and I’m downing a six pack of Coke

Here’s your piece of paper folded seven times

Mmmmmm Magnesio

Shit! I need to stop gobbling up high octane stuff!

I miss it when the buzzword was Multimedia

The larger your app, the lazier your team is in my eyes. Long gone are the clever low level tricks to save the last bit of space. Now everything’s vibe coded and slop!

USA leaves the WHO in a pick up truck rolling coal, leaving the rest of the countries coughing through a big cloud of smoke

We were promised flying cars. Instead, we got slop machines draining the little water we have left.

"Cozy moment" Sketch Study #Commission Thanks for the support!!

I am, as always, at your service~ 🐇 ✂️: @kariwanz.bsky.social #FC2026 #latex #rubberfur

Fucking copilot can’t even fill out a table on the word document. Microshit Crapilot

Cops & Robbers #slycooper #thebadguys #zootopia #robinhood

If you’re old enough to call it a zoot instead of a fursuit, you’re old enough for a prostate exam.” Camera cuts to a massive bearded man on an exam table, staring into the lens. “Pröst.”

Who is he

They should lock up Claudia Shitbaum and the lot next.

Exit, pursued by stimnky

Oh I almost forgot. I’m installing flatpak on a Flat Fuck Friday.

Christmas tree ointments

Guess it’s working on the computer kind of day…

Haters gonna HEIC

Guess what I found just in time for the holidays!

I want an AMD graphics card but there aren’t many options with cool RGB

Inflatons making the universe big and round.

Internal Server Error: there’s a problem with your internal server. You must reach within your soul and figure that out.

But when is it jam and when is it jelly?

I miss it when phone manufacturers didn’t cheap out on dual sim card trays with this fucking bullshit of fusing the second SIM card slot with the SD card slot. Fucking piece of shit.

Sometimes you just have to make something for literally no reason

Finally got me a vintage style keyboard for my sleeper PC

Reminder my commissions are open www.blindcoyote.com/prices

lil visual update hehe (still a wip)