Life imitating art so fu*king hard from this article in Red Dead 2

Kathleen Kennedy to Dave Filoni: You could have it all. My empire of dirt.

Game Dev: Alright everyone, our game should be in early access about a year, 18 months at most. 7 years later: Here's 1.0!

The Clair Obscure Awards featuring Battlefield 6

Your parents at 2pm on Thanksgiving day

Had a horrible thought last night Gearbox/ Randy Pitchford worked on the original PC port of Halo Combat Evolved, a game featuring an annoying ass robot that you have to follow around. Did 343 Guilty Spark inspire Claptrap? My brain needs a shower after pondering this question

What if we released Morbius in theaters one more time before hauling Jared Leto to jail

You can't spell BEANS without EA, unfortunately

Ghost of Yotei is the first game I've played where the protagonist can take stab wounds in cutscenes as well as they can in gameplay

It fascinates me how Xbox acts like they're a monopoly while they're arguably the weakest they've ever been

I think Xbox's mom took too much Tylenol while pregnant

Most movie franchises: We'll go to space in the 7th or 8th entry Super Mario: We're going to space in the second movie, what of it

Are you a premium enough gamer to buy Borderlands 4?

Helldivers 2 team killing is going to spike huge for the next few days

"this silksong boss is so hard" and a pic is posted and this is the boss i see

Kpop Demon Hunters 🤝 Doom The Dark Ages Early on the demon prince realizes the protagonist is too OP, so he decides to attack their supporters instead

Bold of Borderlands 4 to release less than a week after Silksong

Hollow Knight Silksong should go down in history as the most annoying marketing campaign in gaming history

Xbox: Still making budget games once or twice a year Nintendo: Making bad budget games once or twice a year PlayStation: No budget games

So far Mario Kart World has screwed me over with last minute blue shells in 150 cc more than Mario Kart 8 did in the same time frame in 200cc

The Smurfs rebooting every four- five years, adopting a new style and flopping again is making me feel insane

One month of Warhammer games report card: Space Marine 1: This is awesome! Space Marine 2: This is awesome! Boltgun: THIS IS PEAK Words of Vengeance: I respect the hustle

Space Marine 2 is great but God almighty this game needs one fourth the amount of elevators

How long until Jurassic Park goes to space

Yeah of course I support the boys in blue

Donkey Kong Bananza is a hairy dad game LFG

Can't tell if the Marvel vs Capcom games don't hold up after 25-30 years, or skill issue

Is The Wolf Among Us 2 still alive?

My reaction to the Resident Evil 9 reveal

They missed a golden opportunity to call it Resident Evil Fallout

Happy Switch 2 launch day people! Not sure when/ if I'll pick up the console, but Mario Kart World is calling to me like a horny mermaid

Just kinda decided I'm gonna try getting into Warhammer 40k this year (I promise not to become some kind of fascist warmonger)

Recognizing it's worth without waiting for anyone's approval

For the love of God please let Beyond the Spider Verse be the last multiverse film, and be really really good

Game Publishers: Hey video gamers, extraction shooters are the hot new thing after battle royale right? 99% of gamers: No. Game Publishers: So, you can take a few more right?

Nintendo: Ripping the bandaid off 80 dollar games Xbox: Blood gushing out GTA6: Cardiac arrest Next gen console price: Flatlining

Imagine being a developer on Borderlands 4 rn You get paid under industry standards, scammed out of residuals, the movie is still fresh in people's memory, have to deal with Randy's bullshit on the regular, And whenever you announce something about your game, people only ask what it means for GTA6

For the first time in two months I'm not egar to see the next episode of #ThePitt because the last one was so bleak I know I'm going to get emotionally crushed again

*Starts rewatching House* *They test for Lupus in the first ten minutes* Baby we're so back

Initial thoughts on Avowed: Is there input delay on Series S....? The bear boss feels like an early difficulty spike Writing is too standard, no zest yet

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PC has no games

Linus' final tech tip: "Don't say the R word" *Disappears into the fog*

"Red Note" sounds like a movie spit out on Netflix, change my mind

I'd like to thank @zeekerss.bsky.social for putting Lethal Company on sale literal hours after a friend said "I'll buy it on sale" So hyped

I'm pretty sick and lightheaded rn so I claim no responsibility for the dumb posts coming out of my mouth the next two days 👍

Gaming Predictions 2025: *Nintendo Switch 2 (real name) revealed in January, releases in March *Metroid Prime 4 and Pokemon Legends ZA are available at launch *Monster Hunter Wilds sells at least 5 million copies in its first week

2024 rankings of everything I played/ watched. Shout-out to The Penguin for being the best piece of entertainment this year.

I really hope Sony isn't done with their non-spider man spider man universe because the memes and internet zeitgeist around it has been incredible

Smash Bros being a celebration and unification of gaming: aww you're so sweet Astro Bot being a celebration and unification of gaming: ummm hello human resources??