oh hey guys

hello…

pookie

mexican dentist made me look like i got punched in the fucking face 😭😭😭😭

if i be sexy on here would that be awful

nvm

got laid off today so i’ve resorted to making skeeting my career

but more sunbstantial

felt very pookie tn

IM LIVE ON TWITCH RIGHT NOWWWW

babas

being super thankful rn

men stop being nonchalant BEG your gf to go out with u

no one takes addiction seriously

i don’t even care if his snap score goes up

i keep getting the hiccups and they go away for an hour then come back am i going to die

if i was an apple i would love to have a worm friend

sorry i’m hiding under your desk i’ll only be a moment carry on with your “work” and “productivity” and so forth

one time i was on a spirit flight and my water bottle exploded when i opened it and i got yelled at so bad i haven’t flown with them since

gonna start doing #florisongoftheday here’s a new one i discovered under 2k listeners when i found on spotify!!!

period havers u know when u have the DROP feeling but nothing is happening.…. WHYYY

did new eyeliner technique and i rlly like how it made my eyes look actually BROWN and not black voids

flannel szn :3

that’s big twin

i allow myself to sleep in half the day bc being at work at 830 for RECEPTION. is ridiculous.

is this true love?

so cold my nips could break diamonds

we r so back:3

bleh

listening to christmas music to feel some semblance of joy i need to decorate my house…

I HATE HOA OH MY GODDDD

austin might have the worst drivers ever maybe worse than atlanta holy shig

i got 2 vicroys last night and honestly it changed for the better

just devoured spicy nuggets and my nose so runny

this older woman comes into my job and asks how i’m doing and i just go “tired”. she asks my age (21) then she says “im so sorry it wasn’t like this before” and i actually want to cry. genuinely it is heartbreaking knowing the older generation of women know how set back we are.

had enough of elon and his dickriders last night ugh

cancel someone’s vote today

i like seeing the baby creatures blow up and then i discover a brand new species of Thing

i love feeling sore in my legs after a workout but this biceps shit is something i cannot do..

where r the leon kennedy lovers i need to post edits of him

good morning skeeters anyone else worried about the election results HAAHAHAH.. im so normal

these kids aren’t saying trick or treat anymore they’re just reaching in my bowl.. HAVE WE LOST GOD?????

:p

i’ve lost my midwestern resistance to cold bc why am i shivering in 65°

PEW PEW PEW PEW *shooting with love and care*

being hungover and having to work on a sunday should be banned…