Tfw you heard the angel shot was great and the police show up

The high heel scene alone

Its interesting to imagine posts as paper tacked to a bulletin board They would definitely read differently

Why are you staring? It’s just a minor cowlick

Saw my first beaver yesterday!

Soft cheese is a ploy by big cheese to get people to buy more

Running around town getting free birthday incentives with my fiancé. Its an annual tradition

Saw my first firefly of the summer!

Victoria 3 can be funny sometimes

Aloe can get sunburnt??

Windows dev drive is so good

Horses have Nikes now

Wtf Ive been eating goatze holes filled with cream this entire time

Short form posts are the modern poem

Intrigued by this 6 hour long video

How come the same dudes who say they hate diversity don’t want to come to my party with no women

Wife and I had a really restless night. We ended up pillow talking about the spanish american war at 3 AM for an hour

We might have found a spider trapped in one of the Vesuvius scrolls

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Images being broken is cool, they should do this more

My neighbors upstairs fuck so often, long, and hard that i am seriously considering offering to buy a new boxspring for them

Beware c programmers. They worship malloc

My dog is allergic to grass

per Elon, the funniest outcome is most likely to happen...

You know you are getting old when you see an edgy meme and audibly sigh

I just realized that kids play doctor in America a little bit differently

New virgin vs chad template

Losing my mind Guy that records micro jam sessions with bigfoot and a little green man in a biking outfit How does he only get 6000 views! https://instagram.com/bicycletheband?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

The real posters have moved to facebook

dickbutt is a weak simulacrum of dickdick

playing legend of dragoon again (13th playthrough)

I’ve never seen ALF

Does anyone with actual wealth pay for the $200-$800 amex offerings or is it just for the prideful Bourgeoisie

A found a mahjong and dim-sum bar in Arlington. I think I am going to start going and looking for in-person games

Give me a dal. This isn’t in your heart

Imagine this: elon musk first principles podcast, where each episode is elon musk explaining something

Donation for berduck is up and NO quack is WINNING This can’t stand!

Miwkshake Duck 🦆... da whoa dntaweb lobes da cute duck 🥰... but soon dey find out it has bad past... 😔 oh noes...

Asking the artists for Mahjong Soul to show me the wireframe for this body. This guy must be packing 16 ribs

Saw a user named “anti-TPOT aktion” and this is what it makes me think of

Went through the old photo albums to get pictures for the wedding website

bitcoin was created by my BFF and I won’t tell you who, that’s the thing

@elnardu.bsky.social interesting behavior

The absolute state of twitter (20 spam dms since I’ve last logged in, less followers on there than here)