(Barnabos is yearning PROFESSIONALLY)

//the lady in the shell is barnabos' wife and his wingman

Mmmy lady what do i dooo... (whispering to the shell)

?

Hm?

.. yearning isn't easy.

//Skrimm has NO idea man

//Barnabos I know what you are

(He's talking to the lady in the shell! Of course only he hears her voice..) my lover... I long like no other.

Holy shit my lover you can't say that (talking to the shell)

You're welcome, Mr Stabbaskotch!

// I'd like to imagine the lady in the shell is just about her size because i love tall women

Mmmhm. Are you alright, Mr Stabbaskotch??

She's more than that!

...Perhaps.

My name isn't monogomas it's Barnabos!

FUCK

I only have one lover at the moment..!

No?

I miss my lover man

(He has no idea how to tell the lady in the shell he's probably bisexual but it's likely she already knows)

what would my lover say i mean IM OKAY

<- Clueless

What in avantris are you lot yapping about???

My what

//It just clicked to me that barnabos's nickname (the dreadwake) is most definitely a reference to World of Warcraft

Moobs???

//so a cat decided to make his home in our spare garage! We caught him and brought him inside. 💕 He’s so sweet and so hungry. So far we’ve been calling him Willie but I’m not sure if the name will stick.

I yearn for the sea like no other..

Argh.... my lover calls for me at times.

(Holding the shell.)

OOoh, okay.

I was going to say having a cuppa tea.

...they were what

Brr. (PUT ON A SHIRT BARNABOS!!!)

Aight, I'll be waitin then.

Of course you may come, I'm not headed for fishin this time, Frankly I needed a bit of relaxin' and thought perhaps somewhere by the sea would be quite warm in comparison to over here, my gils are one snowflake away from freezing up!

Crikey.. I hadn't come up with one! I intended to head t'wards the sea...

Mmmhmm. (Stiiill holding him.)

My what?

I mentioned ya to her and she said both!

She said happy yuletide to ya, No worries.

I'm alright. Spoke to my lover.

You good there Mr Stabbaskotch???

(He just... picks him up with one hand.)

Is skrimm alright??

???

I feel very, very confused... I must yearn for the sea...

???