Ruben Amorim should be tried in The Hague for Crimes Committed Against football for how he made some of these players look shit.

I’ll tell you who you don’t see working in Weather like this. It’s Jehovahs Witnesses. Fair weather god-botherers.

They blocked Andy Burnham for this by the way.

Just thinking about all those people who’ve never been to watch a football match being glued to the telly watching Transfer Deadline day.

We’ve just decriminalised price fixing fuel, nobody saves money from this. What the fuck are we doing man? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

Wool.

The B&Q website and App make my eyes bleed.

I am going to Peterborough today. If you have never been to Peterborough, it is like the planners first attempt at drawing Milton Keynes and everybody in Peterborough has had their brains kicked out of them.

I’ve had to tell the young lad who has just filled a Van up with Petrol instead of Diesel 3 lies. “It’s alright” - It fucking isn’t, especially on a Friday. “It’ll all be forgotten by Monday” - It won’t. “Nothing will come of it” - I will make sure he is working on shit jobs for a few weeks.

Holy fuck I’m watching Crawley and Duckett bat again. This truly is my Winter Of Discontent.

Heard the sad news about the final nail in the coffin for the High Street. The Stoke City Bong and Vape shop in Longton has closed. Can we have a minutes silence for a legend of copyright/IP infringement and trading standards violations game?

Trying to shitbag so hard that I get a meeting at work cancelled so I can go to Spennymoor away tonight. There has got to be more to life that his.

Can we get a Social Media ban for people over the age of 60 aswell?

Channel 4 having the AFCON rights for my whole lifetime is peak television safety.

Why does Dominic Cummings look like Timmy Mallet?

Got up 5 minutes before my alarm there.

Terrified to do anything that might stimulate the economy, create jobs, and put smiles on faces. Absolutely insulting. Fuck off.

I don’t know what the game is here. Is the game that the Far Right are saying that Paedophiles are actually ok and we should be fine with them?

Remember when we used to have those chats about what would tempt us into becoming paying subscribers on old Twitter. Who could have guessed that the company's eventual proposal would be paedo-porn-on-demand.

Whether you’re a person or an institution of some sort I am going to assume that anybody who is on that platform is in support of the sexual exploitation of woman and children.

Waiting for the Cathodes in the telly to warm up before you got a picture.

“I dunno man, I think I’ll keep my account on Twitter. I’m sure it’ll regulate itself into a good place. He did the Nazi thing almost exactly a year ago and things haven’t got any worse, yeah, widespread child porn is bad, but it’s not quite bad enough to consider deactivating my account.”

Is saying Napoleon invented the EU with the Continental System a stretch? Fuck it. Napoleon invented the EU with the Continental System.

The Norman Conquest of 1066 was infact a Norse Turf War that England was caught in the middle of.

The most addictive drug in the world is still Oil then?

Just skimmed my work phone into the drawer in the porch until the 6th January. Get fucked.

Who the FUCK voted for these pricks? www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-o...

Getting fucking trolled during a drinks break by some Star Wars Cosplay. A welcome relief from watching England bowl and field.

This lot can fucking swim home. Half of them don’t look arsed, the other half are just shit.

Hello? Is that England/ECB/Rob Key? Can you all just sort of FUCK OFF, thank you.

Have England tried bowling at the fucking pegs here?

Does football really need to be Donald Trumps ball washer?

Rod Stewart did the Scottish Cup Draw pissed and it was better than this.

They really are rubbish at this and that makes Europes reluctance to get stuck into them all the more frustrating and baffling. They’d fall over on contact almost immediately. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Absolutely class that England have decided to not be able to Bat when we know England can’t bowl anyway.

I’d much rather go for a pint with these lads than the lads whacking up flags on lampposts.

We are fucking cooked.

I hope we do get Chaos with Ed Miliband because what we have now is stupid and boring as fuck. Get them Bacon Butties made.

11th Pint.

What I hear when people in my office are talking about Christmas.

A lovely workplace fuck up from me today. Beautiful stuff. I have been told to stay in the fucking office.

I tell you what. If players put the performative effort into playing football that is put into banners about Poppies football would be fucking great.

@gandermonium.bsky.social @againstleague3.uk

@againstleague3.uk @gandermonium.bsky.social HERE WE GO!

Looks like Maccabi have saved the UK government from the spectacle of somehow overturning an expert public safety assessment. Either politicians make public safety at sports stadiums an absolute priority or they do not. #AVFC

It’s crazy how bubble shaped all of the graphs and charts in this thread are. Almost like there is a tech bubble at the exact same time as the era of AI. And whats that Skippy? Nobody wants to talk about it?

Can I just say. The ‘so called’ ‘experts’ on Bargain Hunt are absolute frauds.

Someone owns this car you know. Mad.