Hearing theMaking Tax Digital adverts on every Podcast.

Football has the greatest moment of joy on tap - celebrating a goal - and they chuck it in the bin and swapped it for VAR, to chase a perfection that nobody can agree on.

I don’t understand what that VAR check is for. Arsenal have scored half their goals doing that this season.

He is a flawed leader. Just as Starmer, Badenoch, Farage and Davey are. The leadership class of British politics are just poorly trained middle managers.

I have just seen a fella using a SatNav. Who even buys them anymore?

I’m back on the tools this week, the general discourse amongst the troops is that this is the management spying on them. This is actually the management covering their arse because we have let 2 people have this week off. British workplace culture is just toxic cynicism and Us V Them stuff.

Cheshire is so flat you can watch your wife run away from you for days.

This cunts doing my head in. Can’t even track him down and kick his bollocks in because he’s AI.

How do I leave this planet? Where do I sign up for Artemis lll?

I’m always amazed that despite the kicking we as a society meter out to young people that they always seem to be the most reliable and competent people I work with. The older lads just want their arse wiping and patting on the back for coming into work with matching socks on.

Via @lorcanrk.bsky.social excellent headline work in Ireland as police threaten clampdown on the fuel protests

AI has got me into a place where I trust grainy videos shot in Portrait by somebody who mispronounces every other word explaining misled Car Finance to me more than AI videos shot in Landscape that are ‘produced’ properly.

The bloke on the PA has just called it the El Cheshico and now I feel very ill.

No Seals Live/Club Media duty for me today, just straight up balling at Rudyard for my Pre-Match.

So it is going to cost me more in fuel to drive to the Airport than it is to fly to Girona and back. Makes perfect sense.

I fucking need this immediately after seeing the Macclesfield allocation.

I would actually pay real money to go into a smallish room once a week and just scream into the void.

Billionaires! Stop! Bless your weekend by giving me just £1 million, please, just give me one £1 million and only once. You won’t regret it and you won’t miss it. Thank you in advance. Fucking please.

Leamington (A).

I just came up with a great invention. Maltesers should be on a cocktail stick.

I assume the “Protect Our Kids” lads who were burning down hotels are outside Prince Andrews house?

Just been to the Dentist.

Lets see how the A38 is going to fuck me today.

You know what I hate? I hate being trapped in a conversation with a cleaner at work when I am about to leave work. Got me plum LBW for 25 minutes talking to me, I have no idea what about, I just switched off.

Curling is just Ice Darts isn’t it?

I’ll tell you who you don’t see working in Weather like this. It’s Jehovahs Witnesses. Fair weather god-botherers.

Wool.

The B&Q website and App make my eyes bleed.

I am going to Peterborough today. If you have never been to Peterborough, it is like the planners first attempt at drawing Milton Keynes and everybody in Peterborough has had their brains kicked out of them.

I’ve had to tell the young lad who has just filled a Van up with Petrol instead of Diesel 3 lies. “It’s alright” - It fucking isn’t, especially on a Friday. “It’ll all be forgotten by Monday” - It won’t. “Nothing will come of it” - I will make sure he is working on shit jobs for a few weeks.

Holy fuck I’m watching Crawley and Duckett bat again. This truly is my Winter Of Discontent.

Heard the sad news about the final nail in the coffin for the High Street. The Stoke City Bong and Vape shop in Longton has closed. Can we have a minutes silence for a legend of copyright/IP infringement and trading standards violations game?

Trying to shitbag so hard that I get a meeting at work cancelled so I can go to Spennymoor away tonight. There has got to be more to life that his.

Can we get a Social Media ban for people over the age of 60 aswell?

Channel 4 having the AFCON rights for my whole lifetime is peak television safety.

Why does Dominic Cummings look like Timmy Mallet?

Got up 5 minutes before my alarm there.

Terrified to do anything that might stimulate the economy, create jobs, and put smiles on faces. Absolutely insulting. Fuck off.

Remember when we used to have those chats about what would tempt us into becoming paying subscribers on old Twitter. Who could have guessed that the company's eventual proposal would be paedo-porn-on-demand.

Whether you’re a person or an institution of some sort I am going to assume that anybody who is on that platform is in support of the sexual exploitation of woman and children.

Waiting for the Cathodes in the telly to warm up before you got a picture.

“I dunno man, I think I’ll keep my account on Twitter. I’m sure it’ll regulate itself into a good place. He did the Nazi thing almost exactly a year ago and things haven’t got any worse, yeah, widespread child porn is bad, but it’s not quite bad enough to consider deactivating my account.”

Is saying Napoleon invented the EU with the Continental System a stretch? Fuck it. Napoleon invented the EU with the Continental System.

The Norman Conquest of 1066 was infact a Norse Turf War that England was caught in the middle of.

Just skimmed my work phone into the drawer in the porch until the 6th January. Get fucked.

Who the FUCK voted for these pricks? www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-o...

Getting fucking trolled during a drinks break by some Star Wars Cosplay. A welcome relief from watching England bowl and field.