I’d much rather go for a pint with these lads than the lads whacking up flags on lampposts.

North Korean dictators don’t expose themselves this much.

We are fucking cooked.

I hope we do get Chaos with Ed Miliband because what we have now is stupid and boring as fuck. Get them Bacon Butties made.

11th Pint.

I would love it, Kevin Keegan style, if it just stopped raining for a bit.

What I hear when people in my office are talking about Christmas.

A lovely workplace fuck up from me today. Beautiful stuff. I have been told to stay in the fucking office.

Nobody is going to refer to him as Andrew. He will still be known as Prince Andrew to distinguish him from other Andrews. At best he will be called Paedo Prince Andrew to distinguish him from all other Andrews that are neither Princes or Paedos. It’s all a bit performative and pointless really.

I tell you what. If players put the performative effort into playing football that is put into banners about Poppies football would be fucking great.

@gandermonium.bsky.social @againstleague3.uk

@againstleague3.uk @gandermonium.bsky.social HERE WE GO!

Looks like Maccabi have saved the UK government from the spectacle of somehow overturning an expert public safety assessment. Either politicians make public safety at sports stadiums an absolute priority or they do not. #AVFC

It’s crazy how bubble shaped all of the graphs and charts in this thread are. Almost like there is a tech bubble at the exact same time as the era of AI. And whats that Skippy? Nobody wants to talk about it?

Imagine replacing BTecs which have been (Weirdly) a term of ridicule with something called V-Levels. I was no school but this would have been irresistible. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Can I just say. The ‘so called’ ‘experts’ on Bargain Hunt are absolute frauds.

Someone owns this car you know. Mad.

The direct address straight to the camera at the end of this is 100% right out of professional wrestling. Finally.

Just taken the work van in for new discs and pads on the front. £417. Fucking son of a bitch.

I’m going to have to do a league table of the most easily offended football fans. So far its Nott’m County fans leading the way.

I see that people are still offended by semantics on social media.

Evening @showmeasign.online Is there another example of this anywhere in the UK? A full blown GSJ to exclusively serve a retail park?

It’s this again.

Just been attacked by a Wasp in September. Climate Change using dirty tactics is it?

Its was obvious this was going to be a shitshow and its fucking hillarious.

Fuck off dickhead.

So what you’re saying is the world’s most disgusting world record still stands 40 years on.

Now the prize of the industry is going under. www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-o... In 2029 people will ask “Why did Reform win all 3 Stoke seats by such a landslide” and the answer will be the the lack of support industry (Coal, Steel abs Pottery) has received in Stoke since the late 80s.

Labour won the election based on being the least chaotic and most competent Party. We’ve reached a point where the chaos is to high and the incompetence is to much all of which will be hammered home by having to raise taxes. He’ll be gone by the new year.

Ah. This has sent me a bit. The first boxer I really got behind.

It’s hard to turn down the thermostat when it pays so much fucking money.

"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure

Probably important to mention that John Cauldwell is from Stoke. The same place that the Coates family who control Bet365 are from. Nothing like a personal decades old grudge is there.

Had to run around my house to find my work phone to turn the alert off. At least make it a good song, not the sound of a dying amphibian.

A lovely bit of Electric Bastards over the Homestead right now @yestom.bsky.social

He only ever comes into the shed when he is not very well.

You know what I miss? Tyrannosaurus Alan.

I got a piece of metal, a tiny fragment , stuck in my eye on Sunday. Hurt like all buggery, I went to A&E to have it removed, in and out in less than an hour, treated by the NHS’s finest. Not everything is shit.

The counter protest is bigger than the actual protest and they’re both small. Our media pushing this as a ‘national crisis’ and ‘boiling point’ need to be shoed out of town. www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-o...

For years the word Clanker has been a pejorative term used in my line of work to describe a piece of mechanical machinery that isn’t operating correctly. Now I am glad to see it being used to describe AI.

The Christians are woke.

BRITAIN BRACED FOR HUGE WAVE OF SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY DEMONSTRATIONS THIS WEEKEND - ARMED FORCES INSTRUCTED TO PREPARE FOR DEPLOYMENT

It depends on the question. I 100% Approve of Prince Andrew disappearing into a Black Hole. I 0% approve of him being a registered Child Minder. Which means I’m 50/50 on him. I’m doing this right aren’t I?

I’m having a “There are 12,000 ball bearings in side that, whatever you do, do not release th……RIGHT GET THE MAGNET” kind of day.

Since Scunthorpe I have come to the conclusion that Britain can only continue to mass produce commercial steel if the industry is Nationalised and puts the entire infrastructure in place.This would mean mining Coking Coal again and having Rail Freighters to support it. This just reinforces my view.

Have you seen the state of the MODs housing stock? It would be in breach of an Asylum Seekers human rights.

Putins war in Ukraine will outlive Putin (And Trump). As much as Putins justifications for this war don’t stack up Russia wanting to expand her sphere of influence/reverse the embarrassment of the collapse of the USSR is existential. It’s a forever war.

Arse about face again. Tackle the dangers don’t regulate convention. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I mean, what the fuck are we even doing here