I made a robotsona for my phone

I need chris to let me roll into that poon tang then Id tuck tuck him into bed for a tetris

Me if I was The Bear from Hit series The Bear “86 the socks chef, Ive got a table chock full of freaks”

Fuck bear claws I need bear feet

Its my birf day :D

Parklife(2025, Ink and Gel pen)

Mrrp

Its not easy being green

All in a days work

Its ben a ruff day

Omg thats me

Introducing the Kansas City Melee Spring 2025 Power Rankings! This one's a special puzzle PR, so it'll be up to you to figure out the answer! (The official solution will be posted in about a week.) Thanks once again to @gooberbong.bsky.social for putting together the graphic!

i maxe like 25 dollars off of a 1 dollar scratch off in the frwaking bluff city 950 people there and im the best to ever do it ggs

What do women and losses have in common... Cant live with em cant live without em

Gumby!!!

I have no electricity and I must game

Magi vs MOF what is this woke (pro)nouns bowl 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

only DEI I support is Drinking Eunder the Influence

Forcing my gf to watch better call saul and proclaiming "Fuck this show is so good" after every scene

I LOVE SOUNDGARDEN AND IF YOU DONT FW THEM YOU DONT FW ME

Killing old people to stay young Bitch Yeah I am Hung

I EARNED MY VAPE CARD I SMOKED BEFORE I VAPED I CRAWLED BEFORE I BALLED IM NOT LIKE THESE OTHER POSER GEN Z BITCH IM A REAL ONE I WAS IN THE MUD

I cant wait for march to end god do I hate women

down so bad im scrolling on google maps

Ive slept more than a weakling like you could ever muster. You wish to dream of the escapades Ive had in the immeterial realm and yet hear you are and here I am. fucking bitch.

Like this post if you love the rain

@junlper.beer IM WO FRUNKKKK JUNE IM SO DRUNK

@co2goldy.bsky.social CO2 GOLY IM SO FUNKKKKKK IM SO DRUNK ICH BEIN SO BETEINKEN X02GOLDY

Drinking from the garden hose cures the woke mind virus

sorry for my last post it was causing alot of controversy

Yeah I ball, and theres holes, yeah its with sticks, okay yeah sure fuck its pool just let me say I ball please

no way new co2goldy video 🏂 youtu.be/RvbdB_T2TNA?...

You know before I was born in the ethereal goo I was trying to tell osama not to do 9/11 but he just didnt listen and now im lost trying to complete a set of harry potter movies Ive had all my life, Anyways hit me up if youve got any of them on CD NOT BLURAY, Dont try and highball me

HGoat does anything to win so he stole Zains Identity for the genesis win

I really like the Mummy Returns

I bring to you SixToenining, Its like 69 but sucking each other toes

emo music rules

Ermm... Gen Z is trying to cancel TB

Luigi is my favorite Mario bros character. Some people might balk at that and wring their hands, but Luigi is a hero. More people should be like Luigi. The Mario Bros character.

Looking for a backer on my new project "Mystery Gooner Theater 69000"

Ending it all... Took a selfie and am giving off british vibes

asmongold really is a moldomancer

Maybe I need to lock in an become an alpha

I wish I could post as good as eve6 maybe if I finish the og trilogy collection and get their second album on cd itll make my posting better

I gotta get a tattoo of pikachu so I lock in im ride or die

Omg I took a few day break from gaming and all the Isaac runs I had this morning were fucking insane, Quality 4 after Quality 4 0.o Had Polyphemus jacobs lader Moms Knife by downpour 2

I yearn to be like ziggy stardust but alas I have no god-given ass to speak of

My hair looked nice today :p