off to take a long walk on a short pier (though, regardless of the length of either variable, the former will presumably end before latter does)

'PERISH' digital collage 2025 real runnin' theme this year, huh? these are all stream of conciousness (as if you couldn't tell) so if all this vaguely religious imagery is revealing something about my inner turmoil you can bet your sweet bippy that it hasn't surfaced for me yet lmao x

skate story fuckin slaps btw

everybody wants new dragon quest but then they have to play dragon quests ans they dont want that

'anxious minds hold no quarter' digital collage 2025 do you like that one? i just came up with that now (01:33am december 4th in the bathroom (the office (when i say 'i'll get to it when im back in the office im talking about the bathroom))) x

'field of dreams' digital collage 2025 if you build it yadda yadda and so on

'called away' digital collage 2025 we're getting to the end of the year now x

'WASH' digital collage 2025 look i went a little nuts with this one all right? what does it mean? well what does it mean to you, the viewer? is that not the nature of art? hey get out of here! go on, get!!

WELCOME TO THE NEW STINK; THE BONE ZONE HALF HOUR - NIPPING AT YOUR CHEEKS ONCE A MONTH LIKE THE GHOST OF A FLEA! TWO STORIES AND A JOKE IN THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU A LUCKY LITTLE GUY? IF YOU LIKE THIS, SEND MY REGARDS TO YOUR MAMA AND THEN SEND ME MONEY ON PATREON.COM/SBDA  STAY SAFE, OR DON'T! x

BIG Challenges 🐊

NEW SHOW OUT NOW! Private Detective Frank Uture stepped out from behind his privacy screen with a bloody mouth and tremors in his steps like they’d installed all his bones upside down and the wrong way around. TWO STORIES AND A JOKE IN THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU A LUCKY LITTLE GUY? STAY SAFE, OR DON'T!

NEW SHOW COMING THIS SUNDAY! BE THERE OR BE AWARE (THAT YOU'VE LET ME AND YOUR MOTHER DOWN BIG TIME, SON) Private Detective Frank Uture can see the future and, in that future, you are goin' to jail, big boy!

i'm so far ahead of my schedule now that the next BONE ZONE HALF HOUR is already live on patreon.com/sbda x

GAME CALLED AT 3PM 2025 digital collage i already miss baseball season x

LA LUNE 2025 digital collage howlin at the moon

WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME 2025 digital collage i will go to my grave thinking about alejandro kirk's first career steal x

i am like young sheldon if young sheldon was dumb and old

after months of hard work crunching the numbers, scientists estimate there are only 4 loft-ladders left in the wild

absolutely devastating call last night, the jays won in my heart (but thats true for the past five years)

vladdy hopped that fuckin wall like he was ready to start swinging

goddam this is a tough game dude

whaTS THAT? is it the dulcet tones of an audiozine being uploaded ON TIME??? for the first time in FIVE YEARS?? thats right!! THE BONE ZONE HALLOWE'EN HALF HOUR will go live on the date in its name for once!!! or listen now on patreon.com/sbda

like the giant said to his wife as he fed her a mouthful of warm bread; "careful, there's bones in there..." sbda.itch.io

nice of him to come out and show his support tonight x

best in the world??? yeah dude if the worlds AMERICA

as we hurtle fleshwards towards the beating molten heart of life itself, i offer thee seven minor distractions from the inevitable end — all ribbed, for your terror! all resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental — especially the ones i outright named. sbda.itch.io

why are you going to a restaurant on monday??? u think thats the fuckin A team??? no restaurant is any good on a monday!! go home jeremy!!

this is THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY presenting, to you and you alone, a collated collection of cuticle curdling, cream croppening c-short c-stories. sbda.itch.io

scrooge: you there, boy!! run to the butchers and get me the biggest quorn log money can buy!!!

new from THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY: it's BAD VIBES & NEGATIVE AFFIRMATIONS!! a collection of short stories previously published in episodes of our (occasionally) annual hallowe'en special 'THE BONE ZONE HALLOWE'EN HALF HOUR', now available in words instead of sounds. sbda.itch.io

puttin out a collection of short stories tomorrow lmao i forgot i scheduled it

RESERVED 2025 digital collage GET UP THERE YOU FREAK

BLUE JAYS WORLD SERIEE BABY 2025 BASEBALL - SO GOOD

REMARKABLE VIEWS 2025 digital collage throwback style

serverance but the innie is the pharoah atem

KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT 2025 digital collage ooh gettin' political, are we??

claimed one of our shared plates was originally mine and my partner accused me of stealing valor x

ASK 'HIM' 2025 digital collage you get three questions, but you gotta translate them into monkey or he's not gonna be able to help you x

have just finished recording the hallowe'en show; got a spooky one, a funny one, and a sad one - we are officially on schedule to release it (for the first time ever) BEFORE nov 1st lmao x

rpg creators frothing at the mouth about not having thought up yggdrasil injury lawyer before snl

COME TO PLAY 2025 digital collage lets hang out x

SECURITY 2025 digital collage

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

(incoherent baseball screaming)

i got a show in the tube but it's takin too long to finish and its hallowe'en, so we're pushin' september back to focus on the hallowe'en episode, then hopefully [TECHNICALLY] i'll be ahead on work lmao x

you know where to go x

if you ask, they have to tell if theyre a scary little ghoul. if they dont tell u, legally its entrapment and not admissable on ghoul court

Is that a fly ball Or is it a seagull Coming in from the lake Just to catch the game?

OK BLUE JAYS digital collage 2025 WARM SUMMER BREEZES, SUN'S GOIN' DOWN IT'S ALL DARK... AT THE BALL PARK... (that's okay, it's a night game)