revenant is done which means repost the page of sketches i got from guttertongue a couple years ago (and you should read it. for free. here shockodile.itch.io/revenant)

old comic *nintendo switch snap*

i realized between having torn apart my twitter accounts and tumblr not allowing adult content i'm actually sitting on a bunch of work from the last few years that doesn't exist elsewhere on the internet so that'll all probably find its new home on patreon soon 😤

me in december: i'll probably stop updating patreon me in january: i'm gonna make patreon my main thing this year

*taking any antibiotic voice* dr mario pill

i ordered food with an ETA of 26 mins and immediately started watching a 5 minute video and when the video was over i freaked out thinking i'd left my food out in the cold for an hour. some days i fear for my future, though i clearly don't know how to quantify it

i think i just need to start using patreon to brainrot about my own work

talked a lil bit about the new writing project on patreon. it's vampwolf. www.patreon.com/posts/147401...

*looking at my phone just after waking up voice* would finishing tears of the kingdom help me understand why everyone draws ganon with a cockring

you need to read revenant so when i hit you with 60k words of vampire/werewolf smut you're ready to catch it with an open mouth

i know there's only so many times i can advertise it to the same 270 people but listen. listen to me. revenant? good. and i know only 77 of you have downloaded it. 193 of you are holding out on me. i'll find you

there's still enough time to download and read Revenant so you can brag (to me) that you read it in 2025. not that I'll think less of anyone for reading it in 2026. but I'll think more of you for reading it in 2025

vile things are going on with my next project

there's still enough time to download and read Revenant so you can brag (to me) that you read it in 2025. not that I'll think less of anyone for reading it in 2026. but I'll think more of you for reading it in 2025

had an idea for a piece of writing last night that i assumed i would remember when i woke up and for once in my life i DID. excited to announce that this means my chronic inability to do this is Fully Cured and all the good habits i've formed around writing things down can be ignored forever

what i REALLY want for christmas is for everyone that read revenant to yap at me about it. i'm starving

merry christmas, Revenant is free

Super cute snail

Launching at 5 pm EST today! They'll be available in the shop once they're live! ko-fi.com/guttertongue...

oh banana bed... we're really in it now

i have just been too exhausted to do anything lately and i'm struggling to diagnose what the problem is. i can't keep sittin around doing nothing, i got work to do!!

special day!

this holiday season you should read my story about the most dramatic 0-sided divorce ever. also there's a funny little crocodile. and it's free (the story, not the crocodile. he's a luxury few can afford) shockodile.itch.io/revenant

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this holiday season you should read my story about the most dramatic 0-sided divorce ever. also there's a funny little crocodile. and it's free (the story, not the crocodile. he's a luxury few can afford) shockodile.itch.io/revenant

curse of uploading thing as soon as you finish it. it's never done

special day!

I GOTTA REUPLOAD IT I FIXED SOMETHING

i know i can't make everyone read Revenant. i know i can't. i know. but i Will try and the only way to silence me is to read it. which is easy, because it's free shockodile.itch.io/revenant

This came by my feed so I read on a whim, my demi heart was eating so fucking good this morning that I forgot to eat breakfast If u love intense emotions I highly recommend, I was LOCKED IN I'm now a fan and am gonna go read the og webcomic 💖

okay last one for today READ REVENANT IT'S FREE AND I WORKED HARD ON IT 👊👊👊💥💥💥💥💥

alt outfit

been a long time since the graph for pageviews on hellbound guardian has had to stretch past 1000 lol

it's the 11th anniversary of my webcomic launching which is not a particularly special date or anything but also it's basically my birthday. so for Basically My Birthday you have to read Revenant. thanks

Revenant is now available for free on Itch! ✨ Revenant is 23k words and includes 20 spot illustrations and 26 full-page comics. Warnings for: violence, alcoholism, suicidal imagery, strong language, and explicit sexual content (NB/F). shockodile.itch.io/revenant

only 10-ish hours until Revenant is available 👀

i need to hit my head and forget everything about this week so i can rewatch new panty and stocking for the first time again

finally watched new panty & stocking, devastated my vocal chords yelling about it by myself alone in my room with nobody to hear me. i love garbage

i knowww i know you've seen it out of the corner of your eye and thought "it's probably pretty good, i'll read it later" but have you considered it's actually really really good and you should read it right now 😇

DIMENSIUS TIME www.twitch.tv/shockodile

Revenant early access is now available on Patreon~ www.patreon.com/posts/145329...

Revenant early access is now available on Patreon~ www.patreon.com/posts/145329...

Revenant is 23k words and includes 20 spot illustrations and 26 full-page comics. It contains both descriptions and depictions of violence, alcoholism, suicidal imagery, strong language, and explicit sexual content (NB/F). It is intended for mature audiences.

Revenant (coming dec 15th) is a romantic tragedy where things that were perfectly right go horribly wrong. Set seven years after the events of Hellbound Guardian, it follows the characters becoming the worst versions of themselves despite their original happily ever after. (sample below)

nexus king finally dead 😩

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Revenant (coming dec 15th) is a romantic tragedy where things that were perfectly right go horribly wrong. Set seven years after the events of Hellbound Guardian, it follows the characters becoming the worst versions of themselves despite their original happily ever after. (sample below)

BARBAROUS UPDATE! 🌟 Chapter 9 Pg 23! Normal dog! Normal dog! 🐩✨✨ Read for free at johnnywander.com!

*emerging from clip studio covered in blood* please look forward to Revenant on Dec 15th.

the early reviews of revenant are looking good... i think every single aspect of the book has gotten a compliment from someone at some point and it is doing things to my ego. please continue