Jeg havde forventet et glas Chateau Margaux når det nu er Morten som byder. Skuffende.

Joseph is my dissemination spirit animal.

Ea Nasir just can’t seem to catch a break now, can he?

I'm hiring!⭐ As part of the DFF Sapere Aude-funded project MiddleEarth, I am looking for 1 postdoctoral researcher and 1 research assistant.

Jeg kunne også sagtens suge noget Janssons fristelse.

“Gifts that bring frustration” is more like it. Sincerely, the archaeologists.

How insanely cool is this? I’m literally still in the maternity ward waiting to go home with my newborn son, so the timing is absolutely 👌

Yesterday, at 04:55am my wife gave birth to our second son. At 4230g and 55cm, Walther, is the exact same size as his big brother, Eske, when he was born almost four years ago. That’s all, folks.

Kæmpe #relate

This Volvo ad hits hard.

The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.

Meget kan sikkert siges om det danske sundhedsvæsen, men fødeafdelingen på Holbæk sygehus ved tilsyneladende hvordan man laver tarteletter og smækker en gang stroganoff sammen.

What are the “You see that field? I worked in that field” for other sciences?

Aw, man…

Age: -75 calBP. Depositor: Homo sapiens australiensis or Phascolarctos. Content: BBQ shrimp, marmite.

The West Tofts hand axe, with its fossilised shell, is one of the most popular objects on display at MAA. It has been assumed that the position of the shell was an aesthetic choice by the axe's creator, but this interpretation has been challenged. What do you think? 1/2

Analysis of ancient birch bark tar from Neolithic settlements shows it was used for toolmaking, pottery repair, and chewing, preserving DNA that offers insights into daily life and diet. doi.org/g96xtk

Ancient DNA from Neolithic birch tars provide insights into diet, oral microbiome and gendered craft practices in the past.

I just got the final batch of data for my PhD-thesis: d13C, d15N and d34S values for 28 Late Iron Age and Viking Age sheep from Denmark - which adds to a surprisingly limited existing dataset of just about a small handful of ovine isotope samples.

Proteomics + aDNA from a Jerash mass grave recovered Y. pestis genomes in 5 individuals. 🧬 Near-identical strains confirm a single lineage outbreak & place First Pandemic Y. pestis DNA near its historical epicenter. #MetagenomicsMonday #SPAAM #aDNA #plague #proteomics doi.org/10.3390/gene...

It's like a Google search but for your DNA.

#goodmorning en route to #jordan for a short but exciting #fieldwork season. We'll be trying to get samples of ancient sediment that contain recoverable #AncientDNA... if we're lucky, including that of the first domestic crops. #archaeology #environment

Not saying we believe in ghosts, BUT...anyone have any museum or art-related ghost stories?

PhD-opening in our ancient genomics lab this year, apply below! We work on: 📜 Genetic history integrated with archaeology and history 📈 Natural selection and trait genetics 🐺 Evolutionary genomics of dogs and wolves 🦠 Ancient pathogen genomics 💀 Hominin evolution and ancient proteomics

Are you going to be our new colleague at @au.dk @auarcher.bsky.social? Full professorship in #archaeology, deadline November 9. international.au.dk/about/profil...

Der er noget helt galt med boligmarkedet når jeg tjener mere på at eje et hus i Odsherred end jeg tjener på mit arbejde.

The Animal #aDNA Research Community is looking for new members to its steering committee! If you are an ECR and interested in the field, we would love to have you on board. We particularly would value committee representation from outside of Europe. @aarc-community.bsky.social

Oldensvin.

I almost did a thing… ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Until today, I had no idea I could make plots directly in PowerShell. This made my day.

Somebody onboard the ISS just took the most epic piss in space history @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social

The piss tank on the ISS is now 27% full.

Nogle gange tænker jeg på dengang, i kemitimen, hvor vi fik lov til at opløse hvad det føltes som flere kubikmeter polystyren i benzin for bagefter at sætte ild til det.

Tyrannosaurus rex and Spinosaurus aegyptiacus cyanotypes ready for my son’s room.

Triceratops, cyanotype, (10.5 x 14.8 cm)

The piss tank on the ISS is now 17% full.

Hvem er din ordfører for åndelig oprustning?

Min tre-årige søn er til gymnastik uden mig for første gang. Nu sidder jeg udenfor gymnastiksalen. Det er satme kedeligt.

Roser er røde Jeg har hatte i min kælder

I was just about to give up on no less than 150 ZooMS samples for my PhD. Using the AmBic extraction, I had at least three runs on the MALDI turn out shit with no clear indication of why they didn't want to run properly.

Vikingship found in Cuba? Unlikely, but points to the National Museum for not just automatically dismissing a potential Late Iron Age ship wreck in the Caribbean.

My son is watching cartoons and I’m taking advantage of the sun to play around with a cyanotype kit I bought last summer. Pretty fun.

Backyard experimental archaeology. Excavation of ca. 90 days old roe deer grave. Date: -75 calBP.

Shouldn’t it be possible to export a tree from SeaView to .nwk format??

2 mil fra KrogagerFonden til ROMU til nye geofysiske undersøgelser omkring de senjernalderlige kongehaller i Gl. Lejre.

Mega-Muh på Lolland.

Skyd gedderne eller sådan noget.