My wife just asked me what “conformity gate” was and that’s just too much for today

Marty Supreme becomes one of the hotel tenants in “Basket Case”

It’s been horrifying and fascinating to watch. Same thing with J6. It’s like “Never Forget” has become a suggestion.

I made it, ma! Top o’ the world!

If you thought Jan 6 was punk, nobody should pick you up in the pit. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something

Now when I leave the house, I tell my dogs I’ll be back in “Avengers: Doomsday.”

Just found out one of the best pieces of music from “Stranger Things” came from SUNY Purchase’s own Dan Romer.

There’s a special place in hell for people who spoil Stranger Things. It’s right next to whoever decided to post the last season on holidays.

In hardcover! I’m honored 😁

bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression

Nihilism isn’t real because nihilists believe it. Also, never take a full gummy

In lieu of sleep, I’m trying to find the best cover of the Ramones’ “Poison Heart.” I’m sure I’ll pass out soon. Ish.

Most underrated Spielberg. Definitely top 10, maybe top 5

I’ve only seen “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” fairly recently, but why don’t we talk about how goddamn funny Beverly D’Angelo is? Shes not just a foil for Chevy Chase. She’s hilarious! Is it just me?

Oh hey I should probably post this on an app that’s not Facebook. Help Sharai out cause she’s a real one buymeacoffee.com/sharai

Doc, what’s the ETA on that Delorean?

Yeah, maybe not the best idea to rewatch “Stand By Me” right now, but then again it’s always a good idea to rewatch “Stand By Me.”

“A reference to ‘Metal Gear Solid?’ Who’s this for?” Me, other SNL writers. It’s for me.

This ways days before Australia, and she’s since deleted it, but rest assured, she’s still staunchly in favor of Cocoa Puffs.

Just found out a podcast host I think is dumb as dirt also treats people like dirt. Don’t be dirtpeople, folks. If you do, I will gloat SO hard.

When people are somehow blaming Rob Reiner for his own murder because his son is a drug addict with mental problems, and you’re reminded that Trump already has 2 of them

When he finally dies, I’m not joining the celebration like everyone else. Not for any moral reasons, but remember, he’s a C-level narcissist. 1/3

Horrible weekend with a lot of horrible stuff and also a lot of police unable to figure out what’s going on. Not great guys.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but Pennywise isn’t an alien from outer space. It’s a being from another dimension. No planets, no spaceships, no sci-fi involved.

I know I’m not the luckiest person alive (that guy has to be a billionaire), but damn if I don’t feel like it

There is no such thing as an “AI Artist.” It’s like saying you were “a little gay in college.” Shut all the way up.

Extremely unwarranted Paul Dano slander aside, I think everyone’s finally coming for Tarantino because he claims he’s retiring after his next film

TONIGHT at Nitehawk Prospect Park! I’m presenting the film with Brooklyn Horror Society and The Twisted Spine complete with a Q&A and book signing!

Hell of a time at the NY Indie Horror Book Fair. Please note all Paul Tremblays are more Robert Ottone than they appear.

I’ve been going to Grasshopper’s Comics since the 90s when they had a SoulBlade arcade cabinet. Now I get to give back to my childhood comic book store by donating a signed copy of my book to their charity raffle on December 6th. I’m not trying to brag. It’s just really strange and wonderful.

Hosting a screening of an underrated film at one of my favorite movie theaters is example #3,714 of how incredible this year has been

“Megyn R. Kelly” is a very solid burn

What a week, huh Jack? (complimentary)

Ryan Murphy releasing the worst series ever made, immediately after releasing the second worse series ever made, knowing how many people can’t stop watching and it’s me and oh my gooooood…

I can’t stop watching “All’s Fair” because I’m trying to see if Glenn Close and Naomi Watts are blinking “help me” in Morse code

I’m turning 40 on November 9th. Thinking about doing something in Queens or Brooklyn on the 8th but what?

Really unfair that it’s not Friday

Yuuuuuup. We have a big honkin messaging problem nobody wants to talk about

Ryan Murphy every time he watches dailies

I now say “Robert Zombert” and “Mama Kusama” because of @sharai.bsky.social and @xghorror.bsky.social. You should all be listening to @blerdymassacre.bsky.social

I still can’t believe this is happening. Come out at 5 today if you can

It’s been a wild week so far of books, movies and markets, but @brooklynhorror.bsky.social is still going and I’m rallying

Who’s that sponsoring the Brooklyn Horror Film Fest? Why it’s @macabredaily.bsky.social 😱

I wish I had the confidence of Ryan Murphy, but I’m sure it would get me killed

Is it just me…?