Hot take: if it’s not on your shelf, you didn’t buy it

A torrent of good news in one day has nearly made up for months of stress and strain. I’ll take it!

this disgusts me almost past my ability for words, the fact they can acknowledge he's fought for and expanded trans rights LGBT rights and still throw him out for what? he has every progressive position on Israel! throw him out because he is a Jew...

So we’re just letting Scott Rudin come back to Broadway? Ewwwwwwww.

PRO: I’ve now seen every NOES film in a theater except for the Dream Child CON: Nobody ever wants to show the Dream Child

Morale? I don’t know her.

Happy Father’s Day!

Advertise your bluesky account with a Simpsons meme

Wait, Brand New is reuniting and playing BARCLAY’S?

“Freddy’s Revenge is considered the ‘gay nightmare,’ but Freddy’s Dead is the ‘drag nightmare.’ I’m just saying it serves more c*nt than you think.” -me talking about my book at last night’s Freddy’s Dead screening

Ok but now I want to rank the Scream reveals so 1>2>5>4>3>6>7

“Scream 7” isn’t great, but it has one of the best opening scenes of a franchise know for its opening scenes

There’s eating your feelings, but what happens when you can’t taste them? 🤔

I am just so remarkably done. And yet, there’s much more to do.

We should flip the team names of “Liberal” and “Conservative” since the GOP wants to burn our lives down and Democrats are making mental notes of everything we have to undo when he’s finally gone.

You guys, I don’t know if I can finish “Psycho Killer.” I couldn’t be more embarrassed for these people if they were forced to perform improv at the DMV.

Happy Pride!

I’m a fat guy, but I’ve never let myself go like this last episode (season?) of “Euphoria”

Remember when the Overton Window wasn’t a toilet?

We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.

You guys are gonna make me see “Backrooms,” aren’t you?

Would be great if I didn’t keep getting job listings for Clowns dot com. You know, for morale.

2026 is the bill for 2025

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

Re-upping to point out this wasn’t specifically aimed at MAGA (they’re hopeless), but to my fellow liberals who refused to vote for her. My contempt for you (yes, you) is just as total and unyielding.

Do people really think she’s the villain of “Obsession?” That’s not real…right?

Current stress level: “oh hey, am I bleeding?”

If the “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” was a person, it would be Grandpa Sawyer: a desiccated husk of its former self that only shows signs of life when its progeny roll it out and force it to suck.

I might be TOO excited for this. Like how could it possibly match my anticipation at this point?

Social media was a mistake

Continuously baffled by anyone who thought a Kamala Harris presidency would be worse for the world

Not to self: AMC Scene Unseen is NOT the same as AMC Scream Unseen and I’m suddenly on “Arrested Development”

Yikes. The only 2 Scorsese movies I own are Goodfellas and Gangs of NY

When your crush doesn’t respond to your DM

I deleted Threads, so I hope BlueSky isn’t on the chopping block. Let’s see how echo chamber-y it gets.

Being alive in 2026 is just deciding on your preferred brand of antisemitism

My next goal is to be on an audio commentary or have an essay in a physical media blu ray release. Put me in, coach.

I want my ringtone to be Ashley Padilla just saying “Jesus Christ”

One of the best parts of getting older is finally understand Dan Hedaya’s jokes in “The Addams Family”

I hope they make at least ONE movie about Jan 6 - or any aspect of this national crisis - before John Waters dies, because he needs to play Lindsey Graham.

I’m signing at Thrillerdelphia in Philly (duh) tomorrow 12-2. Come hang out!

They Will Kill You is WAY different than Ready or Not 2, but I’ll admit whoever’s responsible for releasing them so close to each other is an idiot.

“Pizza Movie:” if the Daniels made “Dude, Where’s My Car?” (complimentary)

I wonder if RFK Jr. and Dallas Sonnier have the same brain worm

Applause for @bdgrabinski.bsky.social for that Gilmore Girls runner. Also “Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice” is great

The Devil’s Backbone and Tigers Are Not Afraid

Hey, if you voted third party in 2024 or didn't vote as protest, I urge you to write down the feelings you're having right now on a piece of paper. Store that little note somewhere safe. In late October, retrieve and read it. Ask yourself if you want to continue feeling that way. Vote accordingly.

Half star reviews of my Letterboxd top 4

People think the worst Buffy episode is “Beer Bad?” Really? Nothing from season 6…?