The new Joyce Manor album is just…

“I would never dirty my hands by voting for the lesser of two evils,” he typed into a phone built by Chinese slave labor.

It’s just Iraq ‘03 again. Yes, THEIR evil empire needed to go, but OUR evil empire just wants to pillage. I’m having a drink.

Just got my copy of Chain Reactions in the mail. She always knows what she’s talking about and I can’t wait for the new doc.

Real friendships will survive “Scream 7”

Stress level: the films of Cameron Crowe are having no effect. Time to pet some dogs.

Not a great day, but I’m not carrying it with me. Starting now…okay, NOW…nnnnnow…

I just don’t care if you watch a movie or not

Bud Cort AND James Van Der Beek? Tough day for the romantics

Food poisoning sucks. Zero stars.

Would be great if my immune system doesn’t give up in the next few days 🤞🤞

And yes this is another podcast I’ve been listening to for years. I’m very lucky.

I’m on another podcast!

God bless the professors who are watching “Melania” to see if they can teach it along with “Triumph of the Will.”

This doesn’t seem great

I don’t think we’re prepared to acknowledge just HOW deep Catherine O’Hara was part of may of our childhoods. For all the movies we wistfully recall when hearing of her passing, you know months from now we’ll remember she was in something else and lose it all over again 1/2

Yesterday my wife rode a full bus home from work, standing next to a guy holding a White Castle crave case the whole way. Whatever you gotta do.

Having a great day professionally, but otherwise, for some reason:

Look, I don’t need another thing this week, ‘mkay? Go back to your preferred AI slop.

Does anyone remember what happens in “Eurotrip” after “Scotty Doesn’t Know?” It happens before they even think of going to Europe. Granted, how do you follow up one of the funniest scenes ever with a whole-ass movie?

I’d trade just about every “Bugonia” nomination for “The Life of Chuck” to get ANY nod.

Man, January is straight-up trying to kill me

Give me part 3 or give me charity!

What is the obsession with 2016? Did you all forget 2016, or as I call it, America: Episode III?

HEY…have me on your podcast. I’m delightful.

You know you’ve made it as an entertainment journalist when you have high-grade FOMO for last night’s press screening for a film that comes out in 3 days.

The ending of “stranger things” is just gonna have to sustain me through Q1 2026

Showing my wife “28 Years Later” and she hits me with “oh I get it, Ralph Fiennes is Leatherface if everyone just left him alone like they were fucking supposed to.”

And to think, this weekend I was finally going to watch “Eddington.”

Finally watching “Him” after years of saying Marlon Wayans should do more dramatic roles

Now remember, when “Sinners” loses Best Picture to “Marty Supreme,” the horror community has to remind people what? 🧏‍♂️

My wife just asked me what “conformity gate” was and that’s just too much for today

Marty Supreme becomes one of the hotel tenants in “Basket Case”

It’s been horrifying and fascinating to watch. Same thing with J6. It’s like “Never Forget” has become a suggestion.

I made it, ma! Top o’ the world!

If you thought Jan 6 was punk, nobody should pick you up in the pit. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something

Now when I leave the house, I tell my dogs I’ll be back in “Avengers: Doomsday.”

Just found out one of the best pieces of music from “Stranger Things” came from SUNY Purchase’s own Dan Romer.

There’s a special place in hell for people who spoil Stranger Things. It’s right next to whoever decided to post the last season on holidays.

In hardcover! I’m honored 😁

bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression

Nihilism isn’t real because nihilists believe it. Also, never take a full gummy

In lieu of sleep, I’m trying to find the best cover of the Ramones’ “Poison Heart.” I’m sure I’ll pass out soon. Ish.

Most underrated Spielberg. Definitely top 10, maybe top 5

I’ve only seen “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” fairly recently, but why don’t we talk about how goddamn funny Beverly D’Angelo is? Shes not just a foil for Chevy Chase. She’s hilarious! Is it just me?

Oh hey I should probably post this on an app that’s not Facebook. Help Sharai out cause she’s a real one buymeacoffee.com/sharai

Doc, what’s the ETA on that Delorean?