ANTI-SILVER SQUAD, ASSEMBLE!!!!!

Nugget Bridge, right outside of Cerulean City. Perfect place to bully a child with your Gliscor + Toxic Orb. However, the thing about competitive builds is that the trainers are used to competitive, turn-based combat, so I just had Polly steal the Toxic Orb and wait. (1/3)

Okay, so, turns out, Nathan was actually pretty damn smart. While the MEU was sending their weakest, Nathan was explaining that monologues can be great for manipulation if done correctly. Also, we (the CHAPZ) absolutely humiliated a Rhydon by beating it in one hit with a Poliwag. (1/2)

Should probably get back to talking about everything. After getting a few stickers, we decided to challenge ourselves to find Zapdos. However, the power plant's kinda far from Pallet Town, so we had a journey ahead of us. Meanwhile, Marley introduced Nathan, a new recruit, to the MEU. (1/3)

Okay, so, we all decided it was time for a challenge, so we started a quest to find Zapdos. Since we were in Pallet Town, we had a long journey ahead. Thinking back, this would've been much easier if we had gone for Moltres, who was very close by.

i hate the government

Have you ever found a hive of aggressive psychos? Well, we sure did. There was a pack of Dittos that lured us into a cave and tried to attack. Eventually, we made the cave collapse on itself and made our getaway. What a wild day, though.

Weird that I keep forgetting to add summaries here, as it's not like I don't have at least eighty episodes

So, you know those jerks called the MEU? Well, they tried to get me to sign a paper that would legally give Zeraora to them, disguised as a package delivery. I didn't sign it, but they kept coming back with a different person. However, Marley, the head of Kanto's branch of the MEU, had a better idea

We all headed to the beach, where we met Polly, a Poliwag with unusual strength. She joined out team because she respected my goal of making my sister jealous of all I've accomplished. I can't wait to brag to her face about all this!

After becoming friends with Zeraora, I told her about my goal to interact with every single pokémon there is. With our goal in mind, we began looking into the fire-types of Kanto, like Ponyta, Vulpix, and Growlithe.

Mythical Enslavement Union

My journey began in Kanto. I met Zeraora and kept throwing poké balls, hoping to catch her off guard. She did not like that. Eventually, some jerk tried to catch her with an Ultra Ball. He succeeded, but he didn't have a pokédex, so the ball wasn't registered to him. (1/2)

Everybody, welcome @haroldjulison.bsky.social to Bsky! I've been keeping up with his schenanigans for quite a few months now, so it's cool to see him here! He's got quite the stories to tell! Perhaps he'll tell his tale here!