I’m quite upset about the Nadine Dorries news… not because I care, but because I’d managed to completely forget about her existence

Dear streamers, if you’re going to force us to watch adverts again please make them as good as they were in the 90s

Oasis now collaborating with more brands than Lotus Biscoff

If you’re British stop saying ‘sophomore’ and if you’re anyone stop saying ‘chef’s kiss’

Very sad that I don’t get to do my yearly Masterchef joke anymore

Why does Disney+ interrupt the show you’re watching with an advert… for watching Disney+?

My life ebb away

This was somehow much easier to process when it was the Tories doing it

Why do I get the feeling that this isn’t going to end well

I don’t see how mate it still fits on the wall doesn’t it

Not all who wander are lost but I am please help

Imagine your name being Ben in New Zealand

Trump Derangement Syndrome has the same initials as @thedailyshow.com …COINCIDENCE?!

Sure - add me on LinkedIn. See what flowers bloom from that worthwhile connection.

Do you go barefoot on planes or are you clinging on to that last shred of dignity?

Streaming services when travelling: Disney/ Netflix: There’s different stuff here but you’re welcome to it! Amazon: I mean we have *some* stuff I guess… Paramount: No.

Rubbing salt on my arms and legs so the mosquitoes biting me get high blood pressure

Someone described ‘Last One Laughing UK’ as being part of the 8 out of 10 Cats Cinematic Universe and I can’t stop thinking about it

He’s right - there’s a lot of pontificating

You know what Met Gala theme would really fuck everyone up? Smart Casual.

Just a thought but should the next Pope be Jodie Whittaker

This is an especially convoluted game of Numberwang #geniusgame

When all the cardinals travel to Rome do they buy their plane tickets with a credit card or do the airlines accept Papal?

“Ready to feel old?!” …no.

Bad day for the FTSE fetishists

My Multiple Chargy Warges

Are you still vegan if you bite your tongue?

The news reading public do love a good death toll

Writers: these guys are a good follow because sometimes they just give you money.

I have some great news guys - my Temu discount has been successfully applied

So hold on you mean to say that just because it’s a ‘season finale’ means there isn’t going to be a new episode of #severance next week?!

I just saw a blackbird outside and made the ‘psspsspss’ cat sound. Maybe I’m the one who needs to be outside.

At least buy me a drink first @ayeshahazarika.bsky.social

I’m starting to suspect that this Amazon deal isn’t just for me…

Constantly checking the inbox to see if it’s the email which means that you won’t have to check your inbox as much anymore

I’ve reached the ‘let’s try a scat theme tune’ episode of Seinfeld again

Top or bottom half?

‘Wallace & Gromit’ isn’t realistic because Wallace is self employed and yet still manages to sleep well

So no, I don't want your number No, I don't want to give you mine and No, I don't want to meet you nowhere No, I don't want none of your time and no…

They should have brought Duo back to life at Easter. That would have pissed off the right people.

Superb Owl Sunday

Is it okay to watch this if you haven’t seen the first four?

ITV’s streaming service is as sound as its workplace culture

Amandaland is good I like it

Pig out for Jesus! Diet you fat bastard! Eat chocolate or be lonely! Supermarket advertising: December, January, February respectively.

February is the worst month - the shit sequel of an already tired franchise, its running time cut by the studio. Directed by Michael Bay.

Not now, evil alien overlords

Get your ceremonial pouches out for the lads #TheTraitors

Oh NOW you’re into #severance ? Well, I hate to be one of those ‘I was there first’ people… but I was there first. For @gqmagazine.bsky.social. Three years ago. www.gq-magazine.co.uk/culture/arti...