do people even hip hip hooray anymore??

i needs to happen

i wish more bars had freezy machines

if i had a nickel for every time i ate bad ranch, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but weird that’s it’s happened twice.

karoline levitts lips piss me off. there i said it. what’s wrong with them? is it filler? what’s the situation here.

drake is screaming crying throwing up punching the ground. i love it.

who wants to get high and go to yoga? just me? okay. more stretching for me then.

all those conservatives makeup girlies and seriously no one bothered to blend trumps makeup into his neck??

and we’re back LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOO

i have the brain of a goldfish and tried opening the app so many times just to be reminded and get disappointed all over again

damn now tiktok is gone. i fucking hate it here.

guys i just got a PC and im literally so excited

i love feeling like i’m in a church without being in an actual church! i feel spooky and ancient. open.spotify.com/track/3N8r3G...

i really need to post some of my design stuff

one of my toads disappeared :(

i want to train my dog to get my vape for me but i don’t want to accidentally give him a nicotine addiction

if you’re at the door of a vape shop banging on the window to let you in before opening time i’m gonna need ya to take a step back and think about your life choices

anyone else feel like some Japanese beef curry right about now?? 🍛🍛

every time tiktok buffers i think to myself “goddamn it they’ve finally gone and done it”

i need to make bone broth rn

i love trekking in the SNOW

disassociating to the falling snow. y’all wouldn’t get me. i’m from the midwest.

damn snowed in with my bestie ❄️✨

wish i could stay online all day and shit post but SOMEONE gots to bring back the buddig beef

why am i working and not getting twisted off them teas

i’m just hanging out don’t worry

got tipped 7$ today and that’s a wrap

sorry i’m drunk 2025*

happy new year 1025 bitches it’s all up from here

i guess i am just an ancient soul bc i was meaning more like armor that is idk from a irl blacksmith or from some other sort of artisan but still please show me your armor art. shits sick.

how and where would someone commission a suit of armor these days??

r i p. jimmy carter 🕊️

i love when lovefool by the cardigans comes on while i’m at work

it’s so dry out here i keep getting nosebleeds

damn. found out my aunt is the worst kind of person who would rather hide her child’s sexuality than tell her husband. and for a mid ass white man?

the christmas song i hate the most is christmas wrapping i will not elaborate

trying to survive the holidays like

finally done with school for winter! done with all this dumbass writing!

and now it’s time to stay up playing VIDEO GAMES

i had sleep paralysis last night and that’s the LAST TIME i got to bed without smoking.

WOW COMPLETELY MISREAD THE ASSIGNMENT it’s fine it’s all fine. it’s easier than i thought. i just can’t read.

one assignment is late and the world is not ending

i love the smell of the dispensary in the morning

on the bright side it’s like i turned back the clock 7yrs

i hate that i’m going back to the same job i had in college. shits tough out here.

so excited to skeet on my new phone

i feel bad that west coast ppl can’t experience a waffle house in the autumn rain