When I worked at Newbury Comics over ten years ago I kept getting in "trouble" because I wouldn't stop putting the Idiocracy DVDs in the documentary section. I regret nothing.

Just rescued, or at least provided palliative care to, a bumblebee that was probably poisoned by one of our neighbors and their "lawn care" bullshit. God bless suburbia. I'm gonna go blow on some poofy dandelions in their honor.

Oi! Shrödinger’s goal for Buffalo. 🏒

Anyone else just never been able to purchase concert tickets through TicketWeb? It always declines my transaction because of their security stuff but I try different browsers, devices, cards, incognito mode; all the suggestions they've given me. I always give up and have my husband do it.

Buckle up, folks. This likely means they expect prices to get much worse. Also: it would add an estimated $2.5 billion to the national debt every month.

I will never understand how so many monolingual, native speakers of English now routinely use apostrophes to make words plural. One cat. Two cats. One milkshake. Two milkshakes. That's all there is to it! I believe in you!

A decade of port logs belonging to JK Rowling's super yacht have just mysteriously disappeared, which is against maritime law. So strange that that would happen after emails between her and Epstein's people popped up... It's probably nothing. I swear if this takes her down too it's gonna be amazing.

Anyone here good at Latin who could help me double check a relatively simple sentence translation? I started with Google Translate and used my brain but I haven’t taken Latin since high school.

Danish Parliament Deputy Speaker Lars-Christian Brask: "If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"

If I have to explain that no I do not eat whipped cream and yes it is a dairy product one more fucking time today I am going to set myself on fire. 😊 🔥 🌈 🐮 ❤️ 🎉

Considering just becoming a total fucking nihilist for 2026. Thoughts? 🫶

Dear tall people with top-loading washing machines: what is it like to pull the clothes out without completely crushing your tiddies leaning in over the edge the whole time? Truly a luxury I cannot imagine.

We just finished watching Broadchurch season 3 and while it was good, these were the three hardest things to get over: 3. David Tennant is actually Scottish?!?! 2. How seriously authorities took a rape case. Major suspension of disbelief. 1. No one punched Mark Latimer in the face the WHOLE TIME.

I am no longer able to see Mclusky in Boston on April 8th but it's because I have to fly to Costa Rica on that specific day. I have never had two more diametrically opposed emotions at once.

So I’m gonna ask… How exactly is it that it feels like Brown owns half of Providence but doesn’t have cameras in an engineering building? What am I missing?

Hell yeah off to work in Providence while a mass shooter is still on the loose! Everything is totally fucking normal!

Man, out of all cult leaders I think P Diddy has to be the biggest fuckin’ loser.

In Canada, unlike certain other countries, our response to the mass shooting of women has been to significantly strengthen our gun laws, and to remember and honour the names of the women who were murdered - every single year, from that terrible day to this. We will never, ever forget.

Absolutely wild that people are still out here sharing their Spotify Wrapped. Big fursona non grata vibes.

[husband is playing a mathy guitar riff] [I'm crocheting] [we both stop and stare into space for about 30 seconds] Me: We're both thinking about math.

I have decided that French just has too many kinds of verbs.

: movie scene changes from a falafel vendor to a male dancer in a club : Me: Woah. Jon: Balls Ghanoush. Me: Yep so I have my drag king name, thank you.

Wary and weary are separate words with separate meanings. Have a great day!

Please help Frisbee if you can. spot.fund/czlffnssp

We covered Big Bang by @cursivetheband.bsky.social for the upcoming fundraiser comp that Sisters Weird is putting together for Science Club For Girls. Keep your ears peeled November 28th!

Say what you want about basic bitches but they are correct about wildly oversized sweatshirts with leggings.

Watch this space for an exciting compilation coming just in time for Giving Tuesday with all proceeds benefitting Science Club For Girls. We’ve got a super cover song to share and can’t wait to hear the others! Artwork by @hudrewthis.bsky.social ✌️❤️🍝

Honestly unnecessary how sexy so many Slipknot vocals are. Like take it down a notch. You’re Slipknot.

Some days I really resent Millennials having been the generation that had to weather the big tech and Internet shifts while still in school and be able to navigate them more than anyone else... Like it's nice to have special powers but I'm so sick of explaining how the most basic shit works.

Whatever secret formula Trump had for getting people to believe his BS, he no longer has it.

[We start up Good Omens on DVD (fuck Neil Gaiman this is a Pratchett jam now)] [Theme begins] Husband: Oh it’s whimsical. Me: It is WHIMSICAL, yes.

Dr Oz talking about obesity, diabetes and dementia while Trump is slumped over like a man minutes from death is supremely funny content

When I see Arundhati Roi, I read, watch, and listen. #Lit #BookSky youtu.be/7AB300pI6JA?...

We have had TWO trick-or-treaters! I can’t believe it. I think we had like 45 a couple of years ago… It is windy out so maybe that’s it. Well, lots of candy for the show tomorrow.

We dropped a new single today and 100% of proceeds will go to food banks/pantries in southern New England. #newmusic #emergencyfood #grunge #dropdeadfred saplingband.bandcamp.com/album/drop-d...

WHERE IN THE ACTUAL SHIT FUCK HELL DO THINGS GO WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THEM ON IPHONES?!?!?!! LIKE THEY HAVE TO BE SOMEWHERE. IPHONE HAVE YOU CONSIDERED PUTTING PHOTOS IN MY PHOTOS AND VIDEOS IN MY VIDEOS INSTEAD OF INSIDE A DOWNLOAD FOLDER IN THE CLOUD WHICH IS SEPARATE FROM THE DOWNLOAD FOLDER ON MY...

Met an absolutely gorgeous service dog at the store today and I told his human that it was so hard not to pet such a pretty dog but don't worry, I would not. She said that he was learning "Say hi!" so I absolutely COULD pet him when she said so. Amazing. Then she said "Work!" and he had to go. :(

: Payment won't go through online to our mastering guy in the UK : Credit union: WAS THIS FRAUD??? WE TEXTED YOU A CASE NUMBER (they didn't) AND CALLED. Me: Hi, no, this was legit. Since it happens every year can you whitelist this merchant? CU: No. Me: lol ok well talk to you next year then.

Just forgot the word for microwave and called it a hot box. Funny but not as good as last night when my husband called the fridge a fridgeridoo and then giggled at himself.

Halloween Hangover matinee in Worcester on Saturday 11/1.

I do NOT underSTAND how Aesop Rock keeps dropping records and how they're ALL absolute bangers. This man does not tour. All his merch is rad. Everything feels fresh. Nothing makes sense. It all makes sense. They broke the mold here.

Lolololol fuckin’ M. C. Escher-ass ballroom.

100% convinced that @gofundme.com is a scam after their move creating 1.4 million nonconsensual pages for nonprofits that immediately created confusion and suspicion. I had to create an account for our org to "claim" the page, then create a GFM PRO account to unpublish it.

Every single fucking time. consequence.net/2025/10/chri...

I bring a real "you said you'd mail my package two weeks ago" vibe to the Reverb chats that the people selling things on Reverb really don't like.

Mixing a very busy, complex track with your husband is fun because you can both get a little spicy but you’re not mad at each other; you’re just like THE PARALLEL COMPRESSION ON THE DRUMS IS TAKING UP TOO MANY TRACKS or WHY IS THAT CYMBAL GETTING HIT BY THE LIMITER?

Yesterday a guy told me he’d check out my band and let me know what he thinks. Awkward, because I do not care what he thinks.

Stupid-ass stereotype that a woman should fear late marriage. I’m over here discovering Tomahawk at 40(???). Absolute nightmare that this could have happened over 20 fucking years ago.