"I'm the bad guy. Duh."

"..... I hate all of you..."

"Two months, and he's already wanting to marry my daughter..."

"I don't have a self destruct button!"

((NC)) Ded

"NOOOOO!!!" VAPORIED BY THE CAKEBOMB AND THE FIREBALL COMBO!!

"WHY IS IT SO HOT ALL OF SUDDEN!? WHY IS THE SECURITY DOWN!? DID IT MELT!?"

"What a great day to be evi-- IS THAT A FUCKING DRAGON!?"

Squeaking too much to answer.

SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

"HELP!"

"... why do I suddenly feel fear?"

"What are you going to do, Goat?"

"I would like to see you try spider."

"Hover chairs are great to prevent that."

Insert evil humpty dumpty laugh here.

"I'm not scared of itsy bitsy spider. I don't care if he crawled up the water spout or not."

"Oh goody another volunteer~"

"You're next."

"The best kind! Have you forgotten I'm evil?"

ITS NOT A PHASE MOM!

"Oh yes. A very painful process."

"No."

"... Susie.. be a dear in mechanized horrible creature."

Go fuck yourself.

((NC)) I hate you all....

((NC)) I'M NOT MR. PRINGLES!

((NC)) You do now

((NC)) NO! MY ICE CREAM! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT, RAT! I'M DOCKING YOUR PAY!

((NC)) *eating an Icecream sandwich*

"Oh Hohohoho! Once that idiot finds out about my daughter's brilliant plan. I will have her capture him and bring him to me. I will mechanize him and use his energy to bring my company to even greater heights! Perhaps I'll even try to conquer Hyrule." "OH HOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐚 𝐠𝐞𝐭, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐮𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞! 𝐈'𝐦 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠!" #SONICRP #STHRP #SEGARP #BSKYRP #MVRP #SFWRP

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" What is this? A press conference?"

"There is always position open at the Haltmann Works Company." Not-so-evil Finger pyramid of Contemplation

"You first."

"SILENCE, JESTER."

"I miss my wife."

((NC)) "Fine, fine. I suppose so.."

((NC)) "I think that idiot's idiocy is rubbing off on you..."

((NC)) Disappointed father noises.

He's looking into his daughter's boyfriend. "Hmm... Farosh... The Hyrulean Spirit of Lightning and the Son of the Goddess of Courage. If I could harness that kind of power... Yes, I could bring the Haltmann Works Company to even greater heights. Oh HOHOHOHOHO!!! And I know just how to capture him."

"Send in an army of mechanized kittens. Ho ohohohoh!"

"OH HOHOHOHO! TAKE THAT YOU PATHETIC NOT PENGUIN!!!" #𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐙

"OH HO! Well done! I would like to see this evolution." It's clear that he is extremely proud of his daughter and how far along she has come along

"And what is that? Is that one of those Digimon I've heard about?"

oh he LOVES that song!

- All we wish for you our lord is That you never lead us wrong! Rule us all, beloved Haltmann! That we may all sing our song! 〞🎵

- We implore you, dear Haltmann We implore you, dear Haltmann Bless our work and be at ease! Pay and ergonomic seating Pay and ergonomic seating Give us favors such as these!