"....go detach it. SAFELY."

"Whaaaat did you do?"

"...Are you seriously hiding something from me? I know trouble when I see it, trouble..."

Pat pat on the hug back. "What's happening?"

"FAROSH—?!" Tiny mom barely keeps her balance. "Oof! Not too rough!"

"Hello, Hyrule."

"...Are you okay, Majora?"

"Well, you're a different story. You may as well call me Aunt instead."

The crackling of Thunder looms overhead.

"Just call me mom."

"Me? Chaotic? Pah! I never— ! Okay, but did you see how many camps that last thunder storm set on fire? Heh..."

|| what if i make a ganondorf instead?

Squint. "Uh huh. Don't you forget that I can hear. And hear verrrry well. You need to work on your pick-up lines."

"...I'm supposed to be watching over the land, but I spend more time watching over all my Farosh's that I hardly have the time."

"I don't—"

Farosh acts how Farore wishes she could act.

"I'm not helicopter mama. He can deal with his own consequences."

"Well, all that sugar is better out than in. He's always been quite the handful. Ultimately, it's more fun to see him like this."

"For being my chosen champion, Link sure avoids communication with me. I'm starting to feel neglected."

Blink blink. "I fail to see the problem."

"Why would I do that?"

"I'm not a vengeful goddess, silly. If there are those who wish to strah from our golden light, then may they writhe in the darkness and be crushed by its weight. Simple."

"Are you sure YOU should be doing that??"

"What the hell is going on?"

"Oh! Well, if that's what you think, I guess it's true!" Hug back! Pat pat...

"I'm really bad at being a mother..."

Hello! I'm Mom!

"You should have— ugh... Clean up your mess."

"You... WHAT?!? Oh, Farosh is grounded."

"FAROOOOOSHH!!!! ....you little trickster after my own heart... Are you giving people exploring fruit trees???"

"....what's this about exploding fruits??" 💢💢💢

SKKRRRRTT— Schhh... scorching tire marks. "Sure, sure. Don't mind me. Just be careful with my machine, okay." Did she just...???

"WHEEEEE!!!"

"Oh, hello! I apologize! You really should say something when approaching someone alone!"

"You'll get it back once you're finished. For now, I'm in CrossWorlds."

"Good." ....secretly hops into the machine. "LATER!"

"....this shrine isn't getting any cleaner...."

"NO! AGH!" She almost falls over! Farore has to hold on to a table hard. "WHO?? WHERE?!"

Peeeeking in. "Oh, good. All the nerds are playing elsewhere. Finally, some peace."

"Y...YES??? HI?"

"DINNY???"

"Good evening, everyone."

Lonely. Sitting. Sipping.

"...! Ah!" She snaps back awake! "Oh... Why, yes! It seems like I have exhausted this body... ahah."

Yaaawwwn

"....You did NOT learn your lesson.