David Cairns
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Film maker, film critic, film teacher, film lover, fool for film
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Fiona Watson
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#animation
#film
#TedEshbaugh
I have to promote this because
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is my husband. Actually I don't HAVE to promote it. I'm genuinely a fan of Him Indoors' writing. I wish I had half his talent and all of his ability to focus.
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Eshbaugh Incidents
I’ve become momentarily obsessed with this Ted Eshbaugh fellow. THE SNOW MAN (1933) is a horrible masterpiece of the inappropriate. Its title bears the legend TED ESHBAUGH’S FANTASIES, …
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Part Three of DR NIKOLA IN A BID FOR FORTUNE!
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The Sunday Intertitle: Little Did Phyllis Dream
I sure need it. Still wading through A BID FOR FORTUNE, the 1917 serial about Guy Boothby’s master-criminal Dr. Nikola (and his cat). Now read on! On a slow boat to Australia, our punchy pain…
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The entire cinematic career of cartoonist Ted Eshbaugh, (such as survives), the Master of Inappropriateness:
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Eshbaugh Incidents
I’ve become momentarily obsessed with this Ted Eshbaugh fellow. THE SNOW MAN (1933) is a horrible masterpiece of the inappropriate. Its title bears the legend TED ESHBAUGH’S FANTASIES, …
https://dcairns.wordpress.com/2026/01/10/eshbaugh-incidents/
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#childhoodcinema
The Odeon, Clerk Street, Edinburgh, then and now.
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SHUTTER ISLAND, revisited.
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Asylum Seeker
The excellent documentary series Mr. Scorsese left Fiona and I in the mood to revisit some of the maestro’s films. Oddly we plumped for SHUTTER ISLAND first, not a favourite, but we had a cre…
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1933 WIZARD OF OZ cartoon: no lions, witch or munchkins, but a whole lotta chickens.
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Eshbaughz
Having been wowed and horrified by Ted Eshbaugh’s production of THE SNOW MAN (1932), I was in the mood for more. What’s that, you say, YouTube, there’s a 1933 cartoon of THE WIZAR…
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I probably will go see Nolan's ODYSSEY because, say what you like about his work, it's always disappointing, and in these unreliable times there's something to be said for such consistency.
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Herman Goering splaying and mansplaining. NUREMBERG is well worth a visit.
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Coming soonly
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Provacative and Unusual
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The Insidious Dr. Nikola packs his cat for a long sea voyage.
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The Sunday Intertitle: Uppercuts Down Under
Of course, I threatened to do last Sunday, I’m continuing with A BID FOR FORTUNE, the racist 1917 British serial about master-criminal Dr. Nikola. Maybe because master-criminal is a job that&…
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Mystery cartoons. Maybe even UNREAL cartoons. What are/were the FAY FABLES?
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The Best Little Vorhaus in North Dakota
A pre-CITIZEN KANE Sonny Bupp at a cinema exterior seen in Bernard Vorhaus’s THREE FACES WEST. The late David Bordwell taught me to take an interest in such things. THE WHISPERING SHADOW is a…
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How are you spending New Year's Night 1953?
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Can't hardly wait.
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Can't wait for 1930.
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Roll on 1928.
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Death by Lightning. Nifty.
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First Person Shooter
We really enjoyed Death by Lightning, Netflix’s popular history drama about the assassination of James Garfield by the coward madman Charles Guiteau. But it should have been one episode longe…
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Hard sell.
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Our Next Presentation
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Ernest Luckman
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CHATGPT: wow George you’re absolutely right. $8,000 is a lot of money. Mary would be better off without you.
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Christmas cartoons, mmm, not so good, but there are some disturbing elements which interest me and finally THE SNOW MAN (1940) is genuine high-grade nightmare fuel.
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O Little Toon of Bethlehem
Looking for good Christmas cartoons. They tend to be a little too saccharine. Even the normally robust Fleischer Bros get goopy at this time of year, as witness this effort — I do kind of app…
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Found myself singing "Feed - the - wor -ms / Let them know it's Christmas time!" so I guess mood = normal/festive?
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Didn't expect to see a Bresson heroine rocket upwards like Ultraman, but there it is.
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Found myself singing "Feed - the - wor -ms / Let them know it's Christmas time!" so I guess mood = normal/festive?
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"How fascistic is it?" is a question I often have when approaching cop movies. THE 7-UPS is an OK cop movie. It's also fairly fascistic.
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If I should ever disappear mysteriously, look for me anywhere, except Blantyre; for I shall never go There.
26 days ago
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Soderbergh makes films faster than I can watch them. Tried two. The second one clicked, mostly.
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27 days ago
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So now we know why Trump's hands are bruised - the white house employs a man with a ruler to rap him on the knuckles whenever he reaches for his phone. Unfortunately rulerman's not always quick enough. And the hands present such a small target...
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Luciano Albertini, celebrated leaper.
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The Sunday Intertitle: Cliffhanger!
MISTER RADIO is my second Luciano Albertini Sensational-Film. I didn’t like it as much as THE CHASE AFTER MILLIONS, perhaps because the stunts are so wildly impossible. At one point in this A…
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LA FEMME DOUCE is a haunting film and part of that is the strange sussurations of its soundtrack.
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Errol Morris's latest documentary, about the Manson murders, the first film to pooh-pooh itself.
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Split
There seems to have been a lot of splitscreen going on in documentaries lately. First it was MADE IN ENGLAND: THE FILMS OF POWELL AND PRESSBURGER where stills frequently appeared side by side. When…
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I discover to my -- joy? shame? -- that TRAINSPOTTING steals a joke from BURKE AND HARE (1972).
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The Great Edinburgh Suppository Theft
Watching BURKE AND HARE (Vernon Sewell, 1972), which is a surprisingly historically sorta-accurate recounting, in black comic form, of the tale of the two Edinburgh… well, we can’t call…
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about 1 month ago
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The perils of clinging to the front of a speeding van while wearing a kipper tie.
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Cinematopgrapher Nicholas Musuraca was a poet with shadow.
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Gaslight melodrama FOOTSTEPS IN THE FOG messes with the usual "young girl in old house gets the pants scared off her" approach with interesting results.
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Tiny Stanley Baker menaced by Nazi!
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Inspector Roman Polanski gives amnesiac Gerard Depardieu the third degree in A PURE FORMALITY. Will the truth set us free?
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Dead to Rights
Giuseppe Tornatore’s A PURE FORMALITY (1994) is a virtual two-hander, and since those hands are played by Gerard Depardieu and Roman Polanski, this might qualify as one of the most cancelled …
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Christmas noir is a whole thing. So is 3D noir. But there's only one 3D Christmas noir:
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Stocking Killer
I picked up Alain Silver & Elizabeth Ward’s Film Noir: An Encyclopedic Reference Guide for cheap, and leafing through it was surprised at how many Chrstmassy noirs there are. CHRISTMAS HO…
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Important questions.
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Q&A
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about 1 month ago
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My quest to popularise Andre Deed, AKA Cretinetti sometimes feels like dragging a jalopy out of a river.
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The Sunday Intertitle: That Earlier Cold Day in the Park
Cretinetti time again! CRETINETTI CERCA UN DUELLO (Cretinetti Fights a Duel, 1909) exists on YouTube in an anamorphically distended version travestying the compositions and physical caperings, whic…
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An incredibly poignant moment in 8 1/2, hidden away without explanation.
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Yes. No.
Looks like I’m definitely stuck teaching my Films on Film course again next year, but it’s no tragedy, I enjoy it and I can swap out the films each time. I suspect though that I’l…
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Revisiting a Bresson that didn't grab me as a teen, but should've because I felt a lot like this guy...
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Dead bird waves its wings
My rules for buying secondhand DVDs: If it’s 50p and it seems like it might be interesting/useful, definitely buy. If it’s £1 and it seems like it might be interesting/useful, probably …
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about 2 months ago
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The new PTA, second time around, in 70mm.
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One Battle After Another After Another
So, Filmhouse was showing ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER in 70mm, and Fiona hadn’t seen it, and I was tired of her asking “What is that?” every time I brought it up, so we went and she …
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about 2 months ago
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I would like, if I may, to take you on...
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All-Star
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about 2 months ago
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Self-reflexive soviet silent comedy!
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The Sunday Intertitle: Kino Eye for the Straight Guy
I’ve just about finished teaching my Films on Film class for the second year running, and it looks like I’m trapped into doing it again next year. This is no big problem as there are pl…
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about 2 months ago
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The most ambitious superhero movie ever made came out in 1968.
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Lex Neal, a Buster Keaton gagman, co-wrote this kind of incredible all-Black comedy from 1941...
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Marvin Schwarz, putz.
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From the desk of Marvin Schwarz
The buzzer on Marvin Schwarz’s desk Dictaphone makes a noise. The William Morris agent’s finger holds the lever down on the box. “Is that my ten-thirty you’re buzzing me abo…
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about 2 months ago
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reposted by
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Fiona Watson
about 2 months ago
#autism
#adhd
#neurodivergence
Something happened when I first joined this platform that has radicalised me. I made a stupid, overfamiliar post to someone extremely famous, the most high profile person I've ever been in contact with, and after initially following me after liking one of my skeets -
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The (new) stages of movie stardom: Who's Ian Holm? Get me Ian Holm! Get me a digitally de-aged Ian Holm! Get me a CGI Ian Holm!
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Two proposals for a new Marx Bros film. There may be some scheduling problems.
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A Night at the Movies
Two ideas for Marx Bros movies. I may be slightly late to this party. 1930. Troubled Paramount Pictures, teetering on the verge of bankruptcy, engages the Marx Bros to make their first movie. The t…
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about 2 months ago
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Movie trailer mashup Monday -
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Colossus
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about 2 months ago
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