( ᴅᴇᴇᴛᴢɪᴇ ) ok thats all the time i have for now, i hope you enjoyed the inner workings of my bra in

Hahahahaha…… Noooooo…… Nahh-noooooohhh….. Uh uh….. Nooooo….

Omg. Like. I totally give to Greenpeace like every year. Tch. Like, its so good… for the environmennttt…

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I’M NOT A WEIRDO. YOU’RE A WEIRDO. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I DON’T BATHE… IN OIL… LEMONADE… AND SOUP BROOOOTH! DEPLOY THE RESET BOMB!

I JUST DON’T SHIT, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH NOT SHITTING.

NO, I DON’T EAT. I stopped eating because I’m a goddess and I don’t need to eat. And I don’t need to piss or shit either. I’m helping the environment by not shitting. I am the GOOD GUY here!

Ok but counterpoint, I love nature but I don’t eat it. You have to draw a line somewhere. You can’t just do this whenever you want. You can’t just eat and bathe in soup, lemonade, and oil.

But if you loved coins, would you eat them?

do you eat coins, palu

MONEY ISNT THE FUCKING SOUP LEMONADE SMOOTHIE SURPRISE SPA.

Why are you BATHING IN IT????

Why are you mixing lemonade with soup girl??????

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY LEMONADE SUPPLY???

"Ahhh..it's been so long since I've had a body! Eat your hearts out, ladies!" 𝓖𝓸𝓭𝓭𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓪𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓽𝔂, 𝓟𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓻𝓪 RP Experience: About 9-10 Years give or take. Not new to the character OR the verse. SFW is highly preferred as per usual. #MVRP #KidIcarusRP #SSBRP #SmashRP #NintendoRP #KIRP

“Aesthetics or not, you — or I for that matter — could totally beat her in a dance-off. I guarantee it.”

“I wanted to test your honesty. And you passed. Congratulations. You’re not a liar and your prize is not getting attacked by Boom Stompers.”

“If anyone asks why my hair is way more stylish than Palutena’s… Then, you’ve just answered your own question!”

“Nonsense! I use leaves in my arsenal all of the time, and they are very effective. Just goes to show you — natural weapons are best!” Viridi nods in affirmation. Even though he’s a robot, he’s definitely more than gained her favor. … Just as long as he’s environmentally friendly.

“At least you’re honest. Lots of humans can’t even admit it when they’re being selfish. But you just own it. I guess I can respect that.” She lightly scratches the top of her vanilla locks. What a strange demon, yet at the same time — not unlike the first thing that comes to mind for the standard.

“Wh-…! Put me down this instant! Just because we have an allyship doesn’t mean you can just pick me up like a doll!” Her legs kick rapidly in the air as she squirms to escape his grip. Contrary to her own words, compared to his size, she really was somewhat like a doll.

“She’s totally overrated. What kind of dancer from the future can’t move on from the 60’s?”

“Isn’t it amazing to see nature flourishing again? My garden is looking prettier by the day.” With a simple wave of her hands, sprouts grow into roses, mere grass blades transform into perfectly made bushes. It’s a miracle from the goddess. “If only the whole world could look this beautiful.”

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“Well, like I said. We’re far past the impossible now…” Viridi sunk comfortably into the sacred waters, giving a relaxed hum as she enjoyed their healing properties, letting her smile spread from cheek to cheek. “Oh, I will. It’s fun teasing him, not to mention easy.”

“Yeah, yeah… Just don’t think I’ll get this sappy ALL the time. This was just a show of good will now that we’re at a truce.” Viridi let out a sigh as well, relieving the tension that had been there before; letting the seriousness out of her system. “Plus, my troops would’ve won anyway in the -

“They’ve done way too much damage to my precious Earth to deserve forgiveness. And from where I’m looking, it’ll only get worse. But if you’re correct… if the path of humanity really can change, I’ll take that into consideration. It’s an absolutely absurd idea, but… You won the war against the -

“I wish I could see what you see in them, Palutena. They’re ungrateful and ignorant creatures. More arrogant than any who’ve come before. But if you really believe in them, I’ll give them time to prove their worthiness. You deserve at least that.” Viridi gave a tired and resigned sigh. Despite -

“That’s just it. I don’t think there should be any dominant species. Not to this extent. Nature is fair, balanced. When you upset that balance…” She shakes her head and lays her arms down fully into the pleasant waters of the spring, sighing. “I don’t hate them, Palutena. But the difference -

“I knew I liked you!” Viridi gave a hearty laugh and a smile to match. Of course Grass types were the best out of all the others. They were nature’s chosen! “Okay, okay! That’s a good answer! Now, just know whenever you’re out there battling, you’ve got a goddess’s blessing on your side!”

“Those are a part of the natural order. But humanity would rather cut them down to make way for their ‘ambitious’ advancements. To be honest… I pity you more, Palutena. Ever since the Chaos Kin, I’ve seen humans renounce you, turn their backs on you. Is their ‘love’ really worth it?” Viridi’s -

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“My condolences…” Although the term Imperial? She wasn’t all that familiar with it. Or most things from this world. The goddesses were only — somewhat — all-knowing. All-knowing from the perspective of an angel with a pea-sized brain…

“You put your trash where it belongs... At least you have common sense. But if you ever miss a shot, I’ll be waaatching!”

“Eh?” She vaguely recognized that face. That assist trophy. Ah, she remembers. The mask he wore. It was definitely them! According to legend, they were quite the chaotic personality. She handled the interaction with caution. “It’s… nice to see you too…”

“Anyone who doesn’t participate in the humans’ desecration of the Earth is an ally in my book!”

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“Nature is… the gift that keeps on giving. In exchange for keeping it safe, it keeps 𝘂𝘀 safe. It’s grateful, and it’s beautiful. Plus, I am the goddess of nature. It’s my territory. But you? You’re the goddess of light, not civilization. And only some of them repay you with prayer and worship…”

“Yes… You’ve made certain of that.” It doesn’t take much for her to end up neck-length deep in the water. She is rather short, after all. It wasn’t unusual for the gods to be chummy, even after a war. But even still, Viridi wondered… “I still don’t get it… Why for them?”