Listening to great @ppfideas.bsky.social episode on Spike Lee's "Do the right thing" Made me think of KRS-One's lyrics "Sound of da Police" "Take the word overseer...Repeat it very quickly... Overseer, overseer... Officer, officer..officer from overseer. You need.. clarity? Check the similarity!"

It was murder.

If we can just keep ahead of Everton...... #Chelsea #IhateDecember

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS

Thinking about last night I’m pretty relieved that Maresca didn’t rotate Sanchez in spite of how much that says about what he thinks of Jorgenson

I’ll give 7 out 10 to Neto and 6 out of 10 to Cucarella The rest don’t get above 4 out of 10

Whatever that was from Enzo Fernandez it certainly *wasn’t* a captain’s performance

If “Uncle” Tosin is a leader and great in the dressing room then just put him on the coaching staff rather than on the pitch

Ethan Ampadu Man of the Match He’s not the “one that got away” but rather the one we criminally undervalued and treated poorly When you think of all the bang average journeymen who have flowed through this club compared to this hard-working, versatile, natural-born leader It’s a crying shame

I’m carrying out a national research programme to see if we can find a single #Chelsea fan who thinks Jamie Gittens is anywhere the right level for our club @ me if you have any possible candidates

Big game for Fernandez to show what he’s made of and, so far, he’s failing the test badly

This had Leeds win written all over it and, for that reason, I was on the @paddypowerofficial.bsky.social app before kick off

Some of the best #Chelsea players are running on fumes atm: Neto, Enzo, Reece & Cucu and Fofana can’t play twice a week. Moi is having a much needed, albeit enforced rest What the chance of Disasi & even Sterling starting tomorrow? (One of those 2 suggestions is actually a joke just to be clear.)

Let silly hacks go and work on their next bit of Westminster gossip. THIS is the main news from that conference. The clearest indication yet, right from the top.

Reece huge Enzo, Neto Trev, Cucu & Sanchez all great We would have won with eleven on the pitch but it was definitely a straight red

Madueke to come on and score

Nothing Stevo has done has come off yet Reece is playing out of his skin

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⌨️ @daniela__127 Tamika Mallory was one of the leaders of the Women’s March until she was forced to resign in 2019 amidst several allegations of antisemitism. Since then, credibility shot, she’s done nothing of note. Until today, when Mamdani selected her to be on his transition team. 🧵 1/7

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Cucarella is the beating heart of this #Chelsea team

Time for the annual reminder that our so-called commercial genius, idiot owners decided to get into a p*ssing contest with Arsenal to beat them to the signature of Mudryk so the gooners signed Leandro Trossard instead and saved £50m which helped them buy Declan Rice #Chelsea #ClearlakeOut

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My new book 'From Soviet Bouquets To Shed Banners - Chelsea In Europe 1945-1971' is out. It covers incident-strewn European adventures from Moscow Dynamo 80 years ago to Athens triumph in 1971. Victories, defeats, controversies & much more. Available on eBay here ebay.us/m/iQAjS6 £10 inc UK p&p.

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Crazy first image but I think it may have come up before and I was burnt then but not this time 🤠 Unzoomed #663 1/6 🟢⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️ unzoomed.com

[In your best Glasgow accent] “There’s been a murder” #UniversityChallenge

I can’t for the life of me work out where George Lucas got the idea for the ewoks in Star Wars

'You lot had it easy! I were obliged to be referred to by my actual name, forced to accept a six-figure, one-off payment and an annual stipend, and made to go and live in a large house on a country estate paid for by my brother.' The Four Yorkshiremen meet the (former) Duke of York.

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Berlin und Laura? Ein Traumpaar! Leider hat der Berliner Wohnungsmarkt da andere Pläne. Ich suche dringend eine Wohnung, 2–3 Zimmer, max. 850 € warm und idealerweise in Neukölln (aber Hauptsache im Ring). Ich kann flexibel umziehen, bin ruhig und liebe Ruhe (arbeite von zuhause aus). Gerne Repost 💚

On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

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George subbed off after getting an easy yellow and looking in danger of another red Delap: “hold my beer”

So @channel4news.bsky.social has nothing about the thousands and thousands of deaths in #Darfur, #Sudan Deaths that researchers say are so numerous that they are actually visible by satellite www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Happy birthday to Steve Cropper. Here's a fantastically cool clip of Booker T. & the M.G.'s performing Time Is Tight at Stax Studios. It's taken from a French mini-documentary from 1969, which also features Isaac Hayes, the Memphis Horns etc. Watch it at 📺▶️ youtu.be/ste1KIwjbLE

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Excellent article

Noteworthy how much better our shape was when Guiu came on for the second half and Pedro dropped deeper. Guiu is miles from the finished article but he makes a right nuisance of himself #Chelsea

I think this is the weirdest story I've ever reported. www.londoncentric.media/p/terry-ball...

Re the River Cafe sausage pasta recipe you mention in the @totallyshow.bsky.social Extra episode on Mario Balotelli do you do the slow version or the quick version? @acjimbo.bsky.social @jameshorncastle.bsky.social

As ever, the Greens have got their finger on the pulse of what's really pissing people off about the state of this country.

IMO the football quality was not great but the attitude, particularly in the last 20 minutes, was fantastic including Maresca who really went for it Cucarella is totally indispensable now & had a brilliant assist #Chelsea 1/2