a lil' microfic treat for @okapijones.bsky.social, featuring woke-up-at-4-am baker Ben and caught-in-the-rain Rey. 1/2 #reylofic

A'ight now ... Which oneayall... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chapter Two of Connection is now online: Now that Ben has acquired his old ship, Grimtaash, he awaits his cyar'ika's return. What will Rey think of his plan? Will she run with him or stay behind? archiveofourown.org/works/733207...

Just updated Aisle Twelve! Ben struggles to manage his career, his parenting and now having a girlfriend. An incident with Liv results in him making bad decisions, causing their first fight. archiveofourown.org/works/671902...

Does anyone else use Google Docs to write? Does Google Docs keep saying "cannot open doc" on your docs? I cannot open the latest 7.7k chapter of Aisle Twelve, y'all. I repeat. It's gone. I'm gonna crash and burn and set something on fire 🆘🆘🆘🆘

Coming up in Aisle Twelve: Ben learning to navigate dating while parenting while maintaining division between the two. Yeah, he's still tired🤣 However, kisses from his Starlight help tremendously ⭐⭐😘

happy November! I'm taking part in @reyloffanth.bsky.social's flash fiction challenge, kicking off with: "second skin" 🖋️e, 1.2k 🗡️ canondivergent undernegotiated kink 🖤 dirty talk, but it's talking about killing each other for @peculiargalaxies.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/73451761

Aisle Twelve Ben and Rey begin the adventure of "how to date while Ben is parenting a teenager, meanwhile his girlfriend is also his daughter's friend" Hopefully I'll have this one up soon!

I may or may not have listened to Samuel Kim's Rey Theme one too many times and had a thought... What if Emperor Ben commissioned the First Order's conductor to write a piece for his lovely Empress? "Symphony" Hopefully coming soon!

Well, I did it. My TROS fix it is up! Connection Ch 1 is now posted! Ben gives his life force for his bondmate. However, the dyad proves to be too strong to keep him tethered in the afterlife. Having cheated death, Ben and Rey run away together. bit.ly/3JA2Zz2

Ch 13 of Aisle Twelve is up! Fluff takes center stage, with the 🥵 in the wings. They attempt to have conversation, while each takes turns tempting the other. archiveofourown.org/works/671902...

"A guy who loves Star Wars" said Matthew Wood (LF sound editor/voice of Lego Kylo) asked the fans in line at Spacecon today if they want #TheHuntForBenSolo while recording the reaction of excitement cheering. He is sending the video to LF (at 29:35) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta5W...

Okay I have enough WIPs. Plus I'm not freaky enough so one of y'all who ARE freaky enough.. Oh boy, here's a prompt 😂😂 (It's them) www.nytimes.com/2025/08/08/s...

RENNY FANBOY Holy fuck, I love that. Imma steal that. RENNY FANBOY TILL I DIE, Y'ALL

This asshole... Whew they are pissed about Kylo, aren't they 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Some very important thoughts I was thinking at 7am:

Determined to #bringbackBenSolo

Add your post-Tros fix-it fics here so we can read it like a soderbergh script ⬇️⬇️⬇️

I didn't sleep worth shit whadumean Adam spent two years writing a Ben Solo canonverse fanfi–I mean movie? Whadumean he collabed his Ben Solo canonverse fanfi–I mean movie w/ the guy who did Ocean's 11 and the guy who did No Time to Die? –me at 337am (no 4 real it was 337am)

I wonder if he wrote it by hand, in a fancy notebook w/ a pencil & erased over & over or if he had 111 yellow legal pads or if he wrote it on a laptop & kept it on a flashdrive that he took everywhere or if he wrote it on his phone like a fanfic writer or if he.... Rando thoughts at 5am 😭

Best comment yet:

"With the blood of a scoundrel and a princess in his veins, his defiance will shake the stars"

Adam Driver really woke up this morning and chose violence. Anyway, he has my sword. And my bow. And my axe.

This is going to cause a Reylo explosion on the levels in which we've never seen. My thoughts are: Change the names, release it as a book or at the very least or...Adam have you heard of AO3?!?

I have ch 13 of Aisle Twelve almost ready but I wanted to share something. Idk if any of you remember my first fic, Connection. Most of my time writing that was on WP. It has been hidden for quite some time on AO3. (Continued below 👇)

Pinning my newest fic, since we can now pin posts! Aisle Twelve Still single at 34, Ben struggles to adapt to the roller coaster that is raising a teenage daughter. He meets Rey on a Friday night while searching for feminine products for his only child. archiveofourown.org/works/671902...

Classic

Dear Ali, How much would it take to get you to publish Pretty Little Heart? I got $5 but I'd give it to you, I really would. I'd be your 1 woman marketing guru, annoyingly loud&screaming about it to the masses. Fairly certain I could single handedly get it to #1 on the NYT bestseller list myself.

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Imagine having the kind of free time that it requires in order to create a fake profile with the sheer intention of harassing us. Just imagine with me, what sort of free time it takes. And then imagine the time it took to hunt down a photo that looks like him and crop it and yeet it out 🤣🤣🤣

Morning bumpity bump for my late night update! It's got maple bacon flavored donuts, Rey talking with her mouth full, Ben trying to figure out how to hide hickies from his teenager, and an absolutely feral Rey with no filter on her wishes to climb Ben like a tree and 🔥 Everything you need 😁

Chapter 12 of Aisle Twelve is now up! This one was a doozy. It was actually 10k words 😳 which is something I've never done before. It's now at 7k, still a big deal for me. Anyway, Ben hath acquired 🍩 because Rey is gonna need that sugar high 😏 archiveofourown.org/works/67190296…

Sneak peek at Ch 12 of Aisle Twelve: Rey, having had a midnight snack, (Ben, it's Ben... he's the snack 😁) now wants breakfast, lunch, dinner and afternoon tea all at once. (Who can blame her?) However, Ben is still determined to love first, feed second.

🎵I run to you, I run to you. I'll keep chasing you, keep chasing you I,I,I run to you, love I'll wait for you, I'll wait for you Don't quit on me, Don't quit on me Please trust me now, trust me now I won't hurt you love, won't hurt you love🎵 Sooooo Kylo coded. youtu.be/ip2eRU737zU?...

What if Kylo commissions a conductor to write a piece for his love, describing his scavenger to the man? It is unveiled at a charity ball, debuting while they dance together as emperor&empress. Picturing Ben's face as Samuel Kim's "Rey's Theme" plays is my kryptonite. youtu.be/-mR5QFrKC4g?...

Chapter 11 of Aisle Twelve is now on AO3! Whew, I'm nervous about this one 😭 archiveofourown.org/works/671902...

Working on Ch 11 now. Should I call it: "the unending ability of a man in love to reign himself in" ? I'd probably have to go into hiding if I keep dragging this out 🤣 From the beginning: archiveofourown.org/works/671902...

I saw this shirt. They really are everywhere. Yes, I totally stole the hamburger vs steak comment from Paul Newman Paul Newman: "I have steak at home, why go out for a burger?" to explain his marital fidelity, using the comparison to represent his enduring devotion to his wife, Joanne Woodward.

It's hereeeeeee! Chapter Ten of Aisle Twelve is now live! What will Rey's answer be? Will she say yes? Who we kidding? Ofc she says yes, she's not stupid. So, let's gooooo Love you all 😘😘😘 archiveofourown.org/works/671902...

It's hereeeeeee! Chapter Ten of Aisle Twelve is now live! What will Rey's answer be? Will she say yes? Who we kidding? Ofc she says yes, she's not stupid. So, let's gooooo Love you all 😘😘😘 archiveofourown.org/works/671902...

I'm trying to post tonight 😭😭😭 It's ready and raring to go buy dammit, I gotta be mom first

Pssst...Twitter seems to have done away with the playback speed option on videos but Bluesky still has that ability Just in case there's any videos you wanna slow down 😁 Just sayin 🤷

Now that I've recovered cause DAMN, I just want to know how y'all didn't scream and pass out like women in the 50s when the beatles performed

A tiny morsel, a little crumb, a nearly invisible drop of a preview of Aisle Twelve. Don't hate me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your hourly reminder to stay OFF the bird app today. I did you all a huge one and rechecked. Nope. It's worse now.

Get it back up for my bday please because I made plans and everything 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Plans: laying in bed all damn day and reading on AO3

I swear, I'm staying on the light side (here) cause I'm SO sick of John's whining and the discourse that occurs afterwards from people accusing us of rac*sm over a guy that WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP Meanwhile, someone wished Daisy's fans would get endometriosis, just because we love Rey.

Been fighting for days to get this up and here we are!! Chapter 9 of Aisle Twelve is up and our favorite dad has arrived to answer The Question™ archiveofourown.org/works/671902...

A lil baby snippet from the next chapter of Aisle Twelve