Perhaps the Home Secretary telling ‘white liberals’ to “f*** off” wasn’t the vote winner she thought it might be? #r4today

“We’re not there yet” Badenoch says when referring to banning Tommy Robinson’s march. Has she forgotten the Finsbury park van attack? #r4today

Badenoch says that Starmer is a “hostage to his backbenchers”, but rich coming from someone who is a hostage to Reform’s backbenchers. #r4today

I reckon that’s the first shots fired by Wes Streeting right now on world at one in his probable challenge to Starmer.

UK to issue new commemorative passport stamp for American arrivals.

I’m no royalist but hearing Trump call the king “Charles” during his off the cuff remarks as if he was some sort of bestie feels so wrong. You never heard the queen being called Elizabeth in the same scenario. #r4today

“Looking for a bit of in-play action? Forced removal of a South American president is currently 6/1. Get on it lads”

Farage is ready to face down strikes over benefit cuts? If you are on benefits what do you ‘strike’ from? #r4today

Amazing that the two big news stories this week that the opposition to the government have been using to beat them with have come from the BBC and The Guardian, two outlets that they would normally deride as being politically biased.

I wish that #Newsnight did the same call back to previous statements made by other politicians as they did to Barry Gardiner tonight. The next time they get Farage on replay what he has said in the past whilst during an interview they are conducting in real time.

“UK trade deal could always be changed.”

Is the Artemis splash down sponsored by Tunnocks Teacakes?

Today’s parseword is a bit on the nose.

I would imagine that the staff there have already chosen for you Nigel and have spat in it first.

“President Trump has issued a, er, another ultimatum…” Stop normalizing and making light of this #r4today it’s a psychotic escalation by the most powerful and weaponised man in the world.

“President Trump has issued a stark warning.” No he hasn’t Sky News, he has blasted off a foul mouthed incendiary message that is not compatible with a civilized society let alone the leader of one of them. Time to stop pussy footing around and call out this madman every time.

Doing the first nasa moon mission in 53 years on April Fools day is going to give the moon landing conspiracy theorists something to talk about.

Ipswich Town’s Nigel Farage own-goal was already bad enough but Norwich City’s A++ response really rubbed their faces in it www.thepoke.com/2026/03/25/ipswich-towns-nigel-farage-own-goal-was-already-bad-enough-but-norwich-citys-a-response-was-next-level/

@mrjamesob.bsky.social it appears that the decimated Iranian government have a more coherent plan than the US government.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social “ROY WALKER’S ALIVE?!”

Parseword #45 ⏱️ 2m15s 💎 Perfect 🥚 Learn Mode

Has anybody checked in with all the free speech warriors who moved to Dubai to escape Starmers Stalinist regime?

I’ve just heard our Eurovision entry. The Daily Mail is going to go absolutely apeshit. It even includes the line “I need some Euros to count” and how much happier he is to count in German than in English.

Hope politicians are listening to this, the Telegraph columnist brings up the “freedoms we fought for 80 years ago” in attempt to stir them but there’s not one clap from the audience. Uncle George nails it and just about the whole audience claps. #bbcqt

“Why hasn’t the government not invented a Time Machine? We could have got this battleship there a lot quicker?” #bbcqt

Now overhead in a post office queue. “Did you do pancakes on pancake day?” “No, did you?” “No. It wasn’t well publicized was it?” Feckimg idiots

Vox pox on LBC. “What was Churchills greatest achievement?” Er…

Jeremy Hunt now on #r4today says that we should have got more involved with the attacks on Iran. As foreign secretary in 2019 he warned of an ‘accidental war’ after a drone was shot down. Now he’s all for a deliberate war.

Rachel Reeves must be the only person in the world to sound less nasally than usual when they have a cold.

“Isn’t there anyone of us who haven’t been on holiday in that area?” says former conservative MP Gillian Keegan on Sky News. Nope.

Trump is now honouring a serviceman who was a prisoner of war during WW2. Seem to remember him saying “I like people who weren’t captured”.

He’s gone from talking about people dying in his war straight to the colour of ‘the drapes’ in a clunky segway that would put The One Show to shame.

Fuck me, he’s talking about the interior design plans of his ballroom during the announcement of American servicemen deaths.

Operation Epic Fury, I’m betting that’s Hegseths only job, naming operations.

Can now add to the Right Move description of my new-build house as Pre-War, should add a couple of grand to the value.

“…the country needs a Labour government” Ok, well then give us one then.

Any Reform spokesman on today’s media who spin out the line “all we were hearing on the doorsteps was just immigration” should be met with just the line “…and yet still you lost substantially” or perhaps “knock on different doors?”

Reform-voting pub being vox-poxed on #skynews still has their Christmas decorations up. Don’t ever accuse them of wanting to live in the past.

They’ve got potholes in Birmingham? What are they? Never see them anywhere else. #bbcqt

Famously absolutely no pubs closed during the Conservative years. #bbcqt

“Hi chat gpt, do me an image of Rupert Lowe, dressed as a crusading knight, defending young girls from a herd of rabid looking were-sheep, who look ferociously hungry but are strangely ignoring the undefended girls behind him”

We now go to GB News for the latest developments in Royal news.

Looking forward to Trumps response about the passing of Jesse Jackson. I’m certain that it’s going to be dignified and respectful, not horrific in anyway.

I’m old enough to remember when Farage said that the electoral commission was politically motivated when they found that Vote Leave broke electoral law in the eu referendum. He seems to be a big fan of them now. #r4today

Now watching “Hitlers Holocaust Railways with Chris Tarrant” on Sky Docs.

“I’m not interested in other people’s numbers…” Lee Anderson perfectly demonstrates Reforms economic policy there. #r4today

I love how Jenrick’s and Braverman’s entire schtick of disowning the actions of the government they were part of because they were being held back from doing what they wanted to, and they balls up their first vote in their Reform career, a binary choice too, because they didn’t get instructions.

According to my nutrition barcode scanner app my bag of crisps is the healthiest part of my meal deal.

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