Premiership today keeping the traditional 3pm kick offs going by only having three of them on.

Had lunch at a pub called The Cock a few weeks ago, had a look at my bank app and I’m going to have to change the transaction category for it.

Chairman of the party for “alarm clock Britain” boasting about how his supporters are the ones more likely at home watching TV at 10am on a Monday morning.

This Trump/Saudi press conference is off the chart.

Now watching Once Upon a Time in Space, in which the Russian cosmonauts on the ISS were particularly antagonistic in flying the Russian flag from the space station after invading Ukraine. Space Flag Shaggers.

Hey @bengoldsborough.bsky.social I didn’t vote for this, and I’m pretty certain that we won the election last year so don’t know why we have conceded so much to the losing side. Seeing Tommy Robinson cheer the latest policy from the Home Sec. is the last straw.

Interesting to see so many great British patriots right now begging an American president to bankrupt one of Britain’s last remaining truly national institutions.

@jonholmes.bsky.social congratulations on making the worlds most expensive radio comedy. I reckon tonight’s Naked Week may have cost us $1bn if Trump listens to it before 10pm.

If you are driving along a straight road and you are discussing whether you should turn around instead of carrying straight on, almost coming to agreement to do so, but then decide not to and just carry on then YOU HAVEN’T DONE A U-TURN! You didn’t turn around. Stop saying it’s a f****** u-turn.

How did those presenters keep a straight face

President Trump criticises France and others for celebrating remembrance day, saying, "We're the one that won the wars" Surreal, and so very disrespectful to every person who fought in the wars for the freedoms we all enjoy today

And again today on The Chase

Michael Gove talking about impartiality on #r4today . A few weeks ago, in his publication, he had the book by Virginia Roberts Giuffre reviewed by Ghislaine Maxwell’s brother.

Donald Trump “the BBC interfered with our election” Also Donald Trump, speaking about the recent win for Milei in Argentina’s election. “"He had a lot of help from us. He had a lot of help. I gave him an endorsement, a very strong endorsement,"

Newsmax recently paid out $67 million because they falsely claimed that the election was rigged so this guy knows what he’s talking about when it comes to fake news. #r4today

Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?

I reckon that if you watch a couple of quiz shows a week then I guarantee that Frida Kahlo would be an answer to a question at least once.

I gave my dog less of a belly rub this morning than Justin just did to Tice right now. #r4today

Strange how Richard Tice is very selective about OBR forecasts when he wants to be. #r4today

John Lewis. Never Knowingly Undersold.

The missing bit at the end of the John Lewis ad is when dad then finds a small present at the bottom of his stocking, shaking it hopefully whilst winking at his son.

Hey #r4today instead of just airing the first few minutes of this speech and then cutting to someone who then talks about what they think she’ll say in it why not just air the speech instead?

Weird news day today. Both of the top stories are about people and their house moving problems. #r4today

What a hideous man he is. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Reform voters 2024 “Why don’t we put all the asylum seekers in army barracks?” Reform voters 2025 “Why are we putting asylum seekers in army barracks? We should be putting homeless veterans in there.” There. Is. No. Pleasing. Them.

Hi streaming services, when I pay for a movie I want to see all of it, including the credits. I don’t want them to be cut off to see an ad for my “next viewing”. 2 movies tonight and both were stopped literally two seconds after the last scene.

A story in three parts

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

“STOP THE GRAVY BOATS!”

Listening to the story of the bitcoin ‘heist’ from @lewisgoodall.com I’m just wondering why a currency, specifically set up to avoid scrutiny, regulation and taxes can have recompense from our legal system. It’s like someone selling fags out the back of a van going to the police if they were stolen.

How can he expect a Peace prize whilst he is instigating a civil war in his own county? #r4today

Politically correct bone spurs

That’s not a good way to promote your podcast Amol, playing a section of it. There’s no way I would want to hear another 30 minutes of Katherine Birbalsingh after hearing that. #r4today

@mrjamesob.bsky.social with news of Argentina seeking a bail out from the USA yesterday at the UN is it time for another shoutout to the most wrong man in the world, Dan the man Hannan?

When Trump said that he would make drugs cheaper for the American people did they realise that what he meant was that he would tell people to stop using paracetamol and chew on eucalyptus leaves during pregnancy to relieve pain instead?

“We would override parliament and the courts and deport them.” That’s the solution of the party of law and order and parliament sovereignty. #r4today

I’m all for the rapture if it means all the evangelical Christians are taken off this earth.

Groom- “Do you think it would be a good idea if I did our vows as a rap?” Producers- “Yeah, absolutely. She will love it.” Groom- “Do you really think so?” Producers- “Go for it.” #mafsuk

They don’t look much like that they are “Mourning his loss”, looks more like they’ve just won the Postcode Lottery. But I guess people grieve in different ways.

Dutch late night TV has its take

Jon Stewart's Post-Kimmel Primer on Free Speech in the Glorious Trump Era youtu.be/_GXNJ3V9lzg

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Disney learned nothing from Andor.

Wait a minute, where is Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage to defend our free speech?

Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.

imagine being a reporter and having the power to set tariffs simply by asking about the president's corruption

Pensions to rise by £500 next year thanks to the triple lock, something that Nigel and his Reform Party has refused to commit to if they get in power. £500 for every pensioner is more than the £300 means tested heating benefit that some pensioners miss out on. #r4today

“Why don’t you think the messaging is cutting through?” “We have many policies that aren’t coming across such as..” *attempts to list policies “No, let me stop you there, why don’t you think the messaging is cutting through.” Amol on #r4today proving how the messaging isn’t cutting through.