When you order an Uber and a Uber Alles turns up instead. To the Pratmobil!

I’m old enough to remember when the usual suspects were saying “why can’t we house asylum seekers in army barracks?”

“…you have to pledge allegiance to the supreme leader, and that’s no way to lead a party.” Has Suella met Nigel?

And tomorrow it will be 100 years since conservative PM Stanley Baldwin accused Stooky Bill, the ventriloquist dummy, of left wing bias. www.bbc.co.uk/historyofthe...

My long-gone Nan years ago had absolute disdain for ‘bloody Yanks’ who she felt took too much credit for winning WW2 whilst some of her family were lost in battle. God knows what she would call them nowadays after hearing Trumps words about NATO forces yesterday.

Death toll in Afghanistan when NATO answered the US’s call: - 453 Britons - 158 Canadians - 89 French - 59 Germans - 53 Italians - 44 Danes - 17 Spaniards “Stayed a little back, off the front lines “! No one in the media will call him out over this lie or any of the others he spouts.

GBeebies viewers being patriotic.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Just heard that Andrew Marr has the ex boss of the WTO on his show to talk about Trumps tariff threat. He didn’t mention that Andrea Leadsome was on too, presumably she was busy?

Wow, when I read that letter an hour ago I thought that it must be a hoax. He is truly deranged. #r4today

So Farage has thrown Tice under the bus today, chickening out of his interview so he won’t be forced to, quite rightly, criticise his mate in the White House.

“We allowed an anti-Semite into the country…” Saying this whilst standing in front of his new leader who chanted “gas the Jews” is a big reach even for him.

Farage wanging on about democracy being denied whilst simultaneously gloating about MPs defecting to his party without holding a by-election.

Badenoch being terrible on world affairs. “We should do something about the Venezuela/greenland/iran situation “ “ what should we do about it then?” “I’m not going to talk about hypotheticals” Piss poor, objecting for objections sake #kussenberg

Just back from seeing John Otway & Wild Willy Barret. Thought I had scant knowledge of them but found myself instantly recognising a song and knowing all of the words. Had no idea why until I suddenly realised that I had watched them 100’s of times when I was a young teen. youtu.be/zozseflZ55E?...

If a Pakistani Muslim owned X, distributed indecent images of girls on a platform where govt do their PR, where some receive payments for posts, they would have distanced themselves by now. X would be shutdown and Braverman and Farage would be calling for a ban and investigation into Pakistani men.

Some important new government policy that Native Americans might be interested in:

FFS, I hope we are not getting involved in a possible major confrontation over, apparently, an empty oil tanker on its way to Russia.

To be fair to him, if anyone knows how Putin feels about the US invading Venezuela, it would be Farage.

Trevor Phillips questioning style.. “Why haven’t you called President Trump a prick?” “He’s being a prick, why aren’t you calling him a prick?” “Go on, here’s your opportunity, call him a prick now.” He then goes on to laugh about it with his panel. Trev thinks he’s Paxman but without the charm

Listening to Trump at this press conference,describing the events this morning, is like listening to a eight year old boy describing his favourite fight scene from his favourite movie.

If social media was about in older times you would have got petitions demanding that Da Vinci should have made Mona’s expression less ambiguous and that he should release all of his preliminary sketches.

Doesn’t the FIFA World Peace Prize mean anything anymore?

A gentle reminder if you've received an invoice from a Freelancer/Self employed person which is due before Christmas. Be a love, and pay it today.

not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize

Shot. Chaser.

Just heard that Bonnie Blue is a Reform voter. Not content with f***ing 1000 men in one day she now wants to f*** the entire country.

Laura K directly quotes Kemi Badenoch verbatim,, Tory mp says that she is misquoting her. Laura K does not correct her. Absolutely no push back even though she has the words she said on a notepad on her lap.

“While there was plenty of macho tongue-in-cheek schoolboy banter, it was humour, and yes, sometimes it was offensive... but never with malice.”

FIFA have just given a peace prize to Donald Trump. The World Cup next year can absolutely get in the bin.

Premiership today keeping the traditional 3pm kick offs going by only having three of them on.

Had lunch at a pub called The Cock a few weeks ago, had a look at my bank app and I’m going to have to change the transaction category for it.

Chairman of the party for “alarm clock Britain” boasting about how his supporters are the ones more likely at home watching TV at 10am on a Monday morning.

This Trump/Saudi press conference is off the chart.

Now watching Once Upon a Time in Space, in which the Russian cosmonauts on the ISS were particularly antagonistic in flying the Russian flag from the space station after invading Ukraine. Space Flag Shaggers.

Hey @bengoldsborough.bsky.social I didn’t vote for this, and I’m pretty certain that we won the election last year so don’t know why we have conceded so much to the losing side. Seeing Tommy Robinson cheer the latest policy from the Home Sec. is the last straw.

Interesting to see so many great British patriots right now begging an American president to bankrupt one of Britain’s last remaining truly national institutions.

@jonholmes.bsky.social congratulations on making the worlds most expensive radio comedy. I reckon tonight’s Naked Week may have cost us $1bn if Trump listens to it before 10pm.

If you are driving along a straight road and you are discussing whether you should turn around instead of carrying straight on, almost coming to agreement to do so, but then decide not to and just carry on then YOU HAVEN’T DONE A U-TURN! You didn’t turn around. Stop saying it’s a f****** u-turn.

How did those presenters keep a straight face

President Trump criticises France and others for celebrating remembrance day, saying, "We're the one that won the wars" Surreal, and so very disrespectful to every person who fought in the wars for the freedoms we all enjoy today

And again today on The Chase

Michael Gove talking about impartiality on #r4today . A few weeks ago, in his publication, he had the book by Virginia Roberts Giuffre reviewed by Ghislaine Maxwell’s brother.

Donald Trump “the BBC interfered with our election” Also Donald Trump, speaking about the recent win for Milei in Argentina’s election. “"He had a lot of help from us. He had a lot of help. I gave him an endorsement, a very strong endorsement,"

Newsmax recently paid out $67 million because they falsely claimed that the election was rigged so this guy knows what he’s talking about when it comes to fake news. #r4today

Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?

I reckon that if you watch a couple of quiz shows a week then I guarantee that Frida Kahlo would be an answer to a question at least once.

I gave my dog less of a belly rub this morning than Justin just did to Tice right now. #r4today

Strange how Richard Tice is very selective about OBR forecasts when he wants to be. #r4today