Breaking: Sony considering adding new tiers to PlayStation+, these tiers would be called “PlayStation-“ and “PlayStation”. Rumor has it, “PlayStation-“ is free, and “PlayStation” is required for the console to actually function, and will cost 30 bucks a year.

Me at the first part: haha hell yeah Me at the second part: countries just do this what the fuck

A Hollywood couple will split and everyone will be like “who could have seen this coming?” As if they didn’t start dating when one of them was 17 and the other was 38

Boo!!! This sucks!!! We hate AI!!!! We want shows and movies written by humans!!

Living in a small town is seeing someone you know at the store and acting like you’re shocked to see them there as if it isn’t the only grocery store in town

Working retail is so crazy, I just saw three elementary schoolers in a trench coat attempt to buy “1 alcohol please” with a fake ID. How did they even get this?

Yo Gabba Gabba lowkey had peak character design

The colonel was right, KFC sucks

i just can’t get over ICE going into the streets of the city i live in, throwing gas at citizens, invading people who live here. this is state sponsored terrorism being enacted on americans

Just killed a spotted lantern fly, feeing good

An experienced employee of the month always keeps a brick of lead under his hat!

Why is the Mr Beast bar actually good what the fuck

If Luigi isn’t playable in the next 3D Mario game I will riot

Is Super Mario 64 DS the only 3D Mario game where you can play as someone other than Mario?

Fucking hate IOS 26, this “Liquid Glass” bullshit can go kick rocks

You’ve all heard of Saturday Night Live, but I’m willing to bet none of you know about Tuesday Morning Live

Breaking: The New England Patriots are considering rebranding to remain apolitical due to increasing right-wing radicalizations under the mask of patriotism.

If I knew someone named Hugh, I would just say “Look Hugh it is” every time I saw them

Got a CharacterAI ad followed by a Tesla ad, YouTube hates me

What if Augustus Caesar was woke and instead of naming the Caesar salad after himself he named it the She/her salad because he loved feminism

If I ever have kids imma have 4 em of em & Imma name em Weston, Easton, Northon, & Southon

Tartar sauce mmmmmmmmm so yummy

She says as if the TikTok ban actually happened, and as if anyone actually stopped using twitter

At this point there gonna survive so many “extinction events” that they end up in modern times

“We got a cigarette emoji but not cigar, no vape, no e-cig. No representation for alternative smokers, and we call ourselves an accepting and diverse society!” -old man complaining about the fact there’s a pregnant man emoji but no cigar

World war woke

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1625

You ever uh… Forgot what I was gonna say nvm

I feel like Mr Beast would make a real life Truman show if it was profitable enough

Remembering how half the time I was on Twitter I was just stealing other people’s jokes, getting 0 likes, and deleting the tweet

2010s top 10 decades oat

See Joey in #Superman in theaters today!

Season 2 Episode 18 - Frame 2381 out of 2685

DAMN proud of my work on this if it's coming alongside this message, fuckin go off Dreamworks. Worth mentioning that DW was the only major feature animation studio that posted about Trans Day of Visibility this and last year. I know it's rainbow-washing but damn these days I'll gladly take it

Oh… that’s gore of my comfort character

First look at the new ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender’ sequel series ‘AVATAR: SEVEN HAVENS’ • Will consist of 26 half-hour episodes over 2 seasons • Follows Earthbending twins after a world-shattering disaster where one discovers she’s the new Avatar after Korra

Wait what do you mean fucking JD Vance is on here??

it’s so cool how almost everything is a scam and is simulatenously killing us

make a wish before he flies away!!

We will no longer be providing ice with our drinks, in protest of the actions of ICE.

Should’ve called it 28 decades later smh

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When I’m 35, I’m gonna run for office disguised under some wacky persona meant to be a satire of American politics, mark my words.