If the Marvel corporation really cared about Pride month they’d bring back ultimate Jessica Drew but alas, they’re just woke larps

Seagull This Far Inland Must Be Total Fuckup https://theonion.com/seagull-this-far-inland-must-be-total-fuckup-1819578988/

Heard Tom Holland was listening to the fans during the production of Brand New Day. If you’re reading this, Mr. Holland, please introduce 1610 Spider-Woman in the next film I am begging you please she is so goated

Who is Barbie and why is everyone in the queue for her Chicken?

Technology has been on a downward trend since the removal of the home button from the smart phone

How it feels to have to eat carnations instant breakfast because of my fuckass braces

It’s been a good run, RIP Letterboxd.

Love the way all 8 movies featured have Zendaya in em

The new logo for Infowars has been revealed. The Onion has successfully landed a deal to take over Alex Jones' site after 17 months of legal issues. Tim Heidecker will serve as the site's creative director.

Somewhere in the multiverse, Spider-Wizard exists, and he casts fireball at literally fucking everything

Pulled an all nighter reading Spider-Man, life is good.

day 143

day 150

trans women have a biological advantage at being hot now

Nintendo is about to knock my door down

the next Mario Kart is set to receive realtime updates so that Nintendo can account for current gas prices and adjust gameplay accordingly

GLUP SHITTO IS BACK LFG!!!!

She was 4 in 2010 how is she not 20 now???

the fact that legislators are trying to say that computers are devices that require id verification and tracking to use should put fear into EVERYONE. FIGHT AGAINST THIS.

New posters for ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’. In theaters on July 31.

Mark Ruffalo my goat

Let Bowser write fanfic

Delete my calculator app history when I die. My search history is fine though, you can put a computer that has the full thing with its own search feature

New look at Earth during sleepy time. (Source: Artemis II Crew)

‘PROJECT HAIL MARY’ has already passed $400M worldwide. Set to become one of the biggest non-franchise films of the past decade. Read our review: bit.ly/DFMary

New look at Earth from the Orion spacecraft. (Source: Artemis II Crew)

Is it bad I knew this was above Australia immediately?

Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’

forgot the most important of the genre

Anyone else remember when Easter was on Trans Day of Visibility and all the grifters tried acting like Easter wasn’t the day that moved around every year and that these two days coinciding was like, an attack on the nuclear family or some bullshit like that?

there will be one company by 2050

Do supervillains ever accidentally kill random kids in hero costumes on Halloween or are they smarter than that?

Kids in my town were blasting jibjab’s This Land as they walked down the street, the future is in good hands

If the government loses to the Nintendo Ninjas i will laugh so fucking hard

And no Cars 4😔

Some mfs will try fighting you for misgendering their cat and then go out of their way to misgender trans people

"Tremendous value for shareholders." One of the most destructive and insidious phrases in the English language.

They scream “only two genders exist!!” But every soul shines in its own irreplaceable color 🌈✨ No matter how loud the hate gets, Chiitan will keep waving this flag until everyone can sparkle as themselves🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Remembering how McDonald’s brought back Uncle O’Grimacey to try and make the shamrock shake the next grimace shake and it didn’t work

You made this mountain out of a molehill now die on it

There is a 1 week period in February in which the sweethearts candy, the shamrock shake, and Cadbury eggs are all available for purchase, and that one week period is when I am at my happiest because all my favorite seasonal slop is available.

I had a dream that if you listen to a specific song enough times, Spotify uses your phone’s flashlight and projects a hologram of the band/artist performing the song in your room

Imagine being Scott Cawthon finding out the most notorious pedophile ever gooned to futa of your characters

Tartar sauce🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

“Call me gulliver the way I be traveling.” -guy who thinks dribbling is an optional part of basketball

We are Charlie Kirk & What is This Diddy Blud Doing on the Calculator in the Gen Z Everywhere at the End of Time.

Braces gotta be top 10 worst inventions, I don’t care if my teeth need them, I want to eat pistachios.

The year is 2471, you are doing the last ever wordle, it is “thank.” Credits roll as they announce Wordle: The Movie

" all your cheeze or your life!" here we have a little outlaw rodent I drew before christmas but didn't get around to finish before now.

We need more media blending fantasy & the modern world cause imagine a heist movie set in a 21st century bank but all the robbers look like this and are using spells