Pumpkin Spice is a scam made up by Big Autumn to sell more Pumpkin

Someone told me th intro of Pumped Up Kicks sounds like someone saying “Krabby Patty” several times and I haven’t unheard it

Ngl I love when musicians make witnessing their events more accessible like this

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

The song grandma got run over by a reindeer is lowkey tragic when you strip away the candy cane coating of the lyrics

If I see another southern holding a confederate flag saying it’s not racist, it’s just their heritage, I’m going to burn their flag and say it’s my heritage, New England (and the rest of the north I guess) 🔛🔝 forever.

This pic goes HARDER! 🔥🔥🔥

Hate the new Walmart Christmas ads where instead of Santa Claus & the elves & the North Pole they have the grinch & The whos & whoville for reasons I do not understand.

On the 7th day of rizzmas, Kai Cenat gave to me 7 bottles of mustard, 6 munting mangoes, 5 blumpkins!!!

Goat Simulator has permanently altered my perception of reality

Call me a capitalist the way I love bread

New AI brain chip can do literally everything your brain already can and nothing more! Now you don’t even have to type a ChatGPT prompt, ChatGPT can both think up and answer the prompt for you!

Labubu movie vs skibidi toilet movie vs Toy Story 6 or 7 for best picture 2028

A ‘LABUBU’ movie is in the works at Sony. (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)

Looking at Amazon Music’s “My Discovery Mix” feels like when a parent says “I know everything about you!” And then “everything” is exclusively shit from when you were twelve.

Chat am I trippin or do strawberries thatve been sitting in the fridge for a week taste like the smell of gasoline at the gas station?

All I want for Christmas is the return of physical media on a large scale.

Went to 5 Below

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Making Hot Pockets in the break room microwave should be a war crime ngl

Driving with one of them fancy shape glasses & telling the cop I thought the red light was a Christmas light

Breaking: Sony considering adding new tiers to PlayStation+, these tiers would be called “PlayStation-“ and “PlayStation”. Rumor has it, “PlayStation-“ is free, and “PlayStation” is required for the console to actually function, and will cost 30 bucks a year.

Me at the first part: haha hell yeah Me at the second part: countries just do this what the fuck

A Hollywood couple will split and everyone will be like “who could have seen this coming?” As if they didn’t start dating when one of them was 17 and the other was 38

Boo!!! This sucks!!! We hate AI!!!! We want shows and movies written by humans!!

Living in a small town is seeing someone you know at the store and acting like you’re shocked to see them there as if it isn’t the only grocery store in town

Working retail is so crazy, I just saw three elementary schoolers in a trench coat attempt to buy “1 alcohol please” with a fake ID. How did they even get this?

Yo Gabba Gabba lowkey had peak character design

The colonel was right, KFC sucks

i just can’t get over ICE going into the streets of the city i live in, throwing gas at citizens, invading people who live here. this is state sponsored terrorism being enacted on americans

Just killed a spotted lantern fly, feeing good

An experienced employee of the month always keeps a brick of lead under his hat!

Why is the Mr Beast bar actually good what the fuck

If Luigi isn’t playable in the next 3D Mario game I will riot

Is Super Mario 64 DS the only 3D Mario game where you can play as someone other than Mario?

Fucking hate IOS 26, this “Liquid Glass” bullshit can go kick rocks

You’ve all heard of Saturday Night Live, but I’m willing to bet none of you know about Tuesday Morning Live

Breaking: The New England Patriots are considering rebranding to remain apolitical due to increasing right-wing radicalizations under the mask of patriotism.

If I knew someone named Hugh, I would just say “Look Hugh it is” every time I saw them

Got a CharacterAI ad followed by a Tesla ad, YouTube hates me

What if Augustus Caesar was woke and instead of naming the Caesar salad after himself he named it the She/her salad because he loved feminism

If I ever have kids imma have 4 em of em & Imma name em Weston, Easton, Northon, & Southon

Tartar sauce mmmmmmmmm so yummy

She says as if the TikTok ban actually happened, and as if anyone actually stopped using twitter

At this point there gonna survive so many “extinction events” that they end up in modern times

“We got a cigarette emoji but not cigar, no vape, no e-cig. No representation for alternative smokers, and we call ourselves an accepting and diverse society!” -old man complaining about the fact there’s a pregnant man emoji but no cigar