ACAB & All ICE are Nazis

Pairs well with a hot toddy and pumpkin affagado. You know, October. It's short and creepy.

It's funny that in the worst sequel to the critically acclimated 1922, Bundle of Sticks, so few people are proposing Benito's inversion therapy.

Unfortunately, in the 2025 rise of fash, our (D) efense is the Ardennes.

Following the letter of the law in the Supremacy Clause, in order to specifically allow ICE to egregiously violate the Constitution is the Neville Chamberlain path to victory. Governors and judges can do much more, if they meet the moment with potency.

Rep. Cory Mills thinks Jesus looks down from the clouds, wringing his hands about what humans do with their holes. Anyway, after allegedly (definitely) abusing Sarah Raviani, he's moved on to revenge porn. This is God's love.

2025: fact checking for AI satire. "The most threatening thing I've seen yet was naked bicyclers." -US Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson

“On November 4th, we can build a city where every child can afford to stay, where every worker can thrive, and where government serves the people — not the powerful.” - Rep. Nydia Velázquez

That’s right! Thanks, Fox News! www.foxnews.com/politics/squ...

What keeps you up at night? Hunting for the name of the 2003 Eurodance Numa Numa song at 3AM, armed only with half-remembered stanza ending, "hee, hoo, haha," because "Galileo Galilei" kinda fits. 🎶Galileo, Galile-who? Galilei, Galile-haha!🎶

Imagine elected Democrats giving a shit what the left has to say. 😆 Yeah, Nancy and Chuck are caving to their Marxist base. 🙄

I'll be impressed when a governor or mayor orders their national guard or cops to arrest the gestapo. Until then, Gavin's mask law, Kotek's lawyers, and Brandon Johnson's tepid trespassing policy don't impress me much.

The crack team of investigative journalists; Craig Whitlock, Lisa Rein, and @caitlingilbert.bsky.social, have sniffed out the skullduggery of veterans. @washingtonpost.com Famously known for swindling the over-funded VA, now they'll get their just deserts. www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...

Some employees at the Department of Education changed their responses back to the more neutral language, only to have it changed yet again to the partisan response, multiple sources tell WIRED. www.wired.com/story/govern...

"What door would he tell me leads to the castle?"

Ezra Klein is a bougie, fash apologist who views politics as fantasy football. He thinks that imperial genocide just lacks a catchy slogan.

Today I learned that Jane Goodall was still alive and that she kicked the bucket. I know she wasn't touring or anything, but her vintage stuff was a cornerstone, and it seems odd to review her best-of and b-sides only on the news that she's croaked. What a 💣 person.

Ezra Klein is the avatar of bougie, out-of-touch liberalism.

Charlie had so many things left to say. charliequotes.com

Charlie should be remembered for the things he said. charliequotes.com

TIL: JSTORE offers free accounts for independent research! You can access 100 docs per month. If you don't know, there's also Sci-Hub, Internet Archive, and Librivox.

Alejandra is not overselling this. This executive order, if weaponized by a lawless administration like Trump, could lead to the dismantling of institutional/nonprofit opposition to Trump. It can also be used for surveillance and disruption ops similar to the civil rights era and red scare.

Heritage Foundation has released an absolutely insane policy proposal to label all trans people as domestic terrorists. It uses completely made up instances of terrorism and made up statistics but facts don't matter to them. They want us all eradicated.

Charles H. Duell (head of the US parent office) allegedly said in 1899, “Everything that can be invented has been invented.” Francis said Neoliberalism was the final transformation of human civilization in 1992. english.elpais.com/culture/2022...

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

We've got the American Jesus See him on the interstate

Those anti-fa escalator stairs got a promotion. I don't know if there's a raise, but they're moving up.

Escalator-Gate goes all the way to the top.

Where are the AI avatars of Charlie being interviewed by Jim Acosta?

@seanondes.bsky.social is gonna ban the Internet.

Sean wants to ban it. Anyway, it's Wetwired wherever you listen.

New idea for the Tuesday rapture: I'm going to need blow-up dolls and a lot of helium.

If any of the good Christian folk getting raptured on Tuesday want to bequeath their worldly possessions; I accept Venmo and Cash App.

If you're not anti-fa, you're fa.

One silver lining of swirling down the drain of a dystopian hellscape is all the great music!

The Democrats and Republicans are a bunch of hall monitor dweebs. The right are incel, Christo-fash Karens, obsessed with what other people do with their holes. Liberals are shoved into the locker, and they whine that it's against the rules.

Just now, 11 state and city lawmakers were arrested by DHS police on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza after a hour of demanding access to the ICE lock up on the same floor. @thecity.nyc

The fact that there is no "Antifa" organization as such means that Donald Trump can use this allegation to target any adversary he chooses as a "terrorist organization." The real problem is not "Antifa," but rather that there has been so little resistance to the rise of fascism.

Present-day Republicans are now just an ultra-fragile, 24/7 Karen meltdown from a toddler's emotional maturity, mixed with the religious fanaticism of the Taliban.

If ICE and other Gestapo don't follow the law or constitution, why do state authorities need to let them? A governor or mayor could direct their regional monopoly of violence of the state to kick ICE the fuck out, at least on the pretense of their lack of following the law! But liberals won't.

ICE threw me and other protestors to the ground on Friday because we dared to stand up for our neighbors. I’m okay, but our communities aren’t. We can't afford apathy or inaction from our leaders right now. Abolishing ICE is a moral necessity.

I'm learning about the history of Nepal. There are many examples of nation-states, which is a distinct institution from the state, across the world in the 18th & 19th centuries. My historical ed makes it seem as if the only pioneers of this are transatlantic, and the rest just followed. WTF

I’ve been at these protests because I feel like our leaders don’t care. I do. This feels ghoulish to ask, but if you want a congresswoman who stands up to ICE, donate to my campaign today. We can’t win without you: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky

Watch the liberal establishment fall over themselves to sing the praises of the departed fash, as their civility politics are met with marching boots. The history books they tell Of their defeat at '45 But they all came out of the woodwork On the day...

Ok, granola Greg. Let's appeal to the better angels of their nature. Benito just needed a strongly worded letter to see the light, rather than inversion therapy.

Mourning for Charlie is only until 10:30.

I'm going to start making and selling religious relics. The Virgin Mary grilled cheese sold on eBay in 2004 for $28k. It's way less effort than starting a cult with a faster exit payout.