is this about gambling or porn

staring at this like Gandalf realizing they’d awoken Durin’s Bane

Alabama or England @edsbs.bsky.social

Out in the desert having the time of my life with a bunch of friends and the journalist who has reported on my career closely at both NFL stops. They're all just out of frame, acting professionally too.

Jacksonville, Florida is like if a city planner got fired but nobody remembered to turn off his access to the network so he just started putting chain restaurants next to each other like a 13-year-old playing SimCity

I once said that Kendall Briles should be waterboarded with a cherry limeade from the Alma Sonic and I stand by it

Kristi Noem’s husband on the weekends:

this is Bret Bielema’s Uncle O’Grimacey

we are about to see unprecedented levels of Tim Donaghey

Shawshank it.

this feels like a Brian Schottenheimer situation

Houston Nutt is interested in the job

yet another perfect season of Shoresy. every single year it shows up without me even realizing that it’s already aired, an unexpected blessing like a free onion ring in your basket of fries.

Butthole Eyes on the Prize

Creatine vs. Cocaine, cocaine is always gonna win

every day we stray further from God’s Light

gonna post this on Easter

“Is Bill Belichick on the hot seat?” Not exactly, but:

man I KNOW this DUI lawyer

putting the U-M in “Tulum??????”

What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent?

Certainly, Coach Petrino will be able to fix these issues once he’s out on the recrui-

even a crashing train has a destination

we are LOSING our RECIPES

M.EA.U.X.D.O.K.

Game of Thrones fans midway through Season 8:

Hugh Freeze, DMing journalists

after the last 48 hours of news/rumor/scuttlebutt, I’m just hoping that Pat Fitzgerald and Jon Gruden are in these Epstein emails somewhere

“Ah, yes, Ralph Waite from “Bones”

DeBoer: grindset memes Petrino: not allowed smartphone due to court order Freeze: not allowed smartphone due to family court order [nobody has the Florida interim’s number] Smart: 👍 to every text Stoops: sends 👍 emoji to every text Kelly: just keeps sending a link to a legal hold notice?

it’s like The Godfather but it’s set to Benny Hill music

“And when you looked down and saw that there was only one set of footprints in the sand? That was me, Trent Dilfer, making sure that at least *someone* was committing a series of preventable errors that kept a team from winning the game.”

If you don’t think college football is one of the most beautiful things in the world, that’s a you problem and I can’t help you.

To be clear, it was wise to give Petrino enough rope to hang himself.

folks I call him Parch Manning cause this offense is going through a dry spell

as was predicted by the sacred texts

“Please let us win the Texas game this year”

“Do Your Job,” only your job is being a Get Right Game for everyone else in the ACC

you gone head and beat that commuter school, coach Abell

Jon Sumrall I will escort Sam down to his retirement lakehouse mySELF

Taylen Green is great at keep fakes because I, too, would hesitate as a defender if I thought that big lumbering Ent still had the football