I wanna doodle John Rod, but I haven't read The JojoLands, and doing fanart of something I haven't engaged with makes me feel weird. Maybe I get a pass because I'm still a Jojo's. 0 people'd care but I do and that's what makes me silly

Deploying the tactical John Rod on my opps

Now in color #oc #Marin #Hamo

Now in color #oc #Marin #Hamo

Wouldn't you be at least a little intimidated if you were Hamo? That's frightening place for your penis to go. #oc #Marin #Hamo

This did, incredibly well. Mostly because Dogma reposted it and it started blowing up after that. But this thing did CRAZY numbers on Twitter. I had hopped people would like this but had no idea people'd like it THAT much. Very grateful 😌

A few people were taking the bank part literally 😅 What I meant was you always see in art the dominant cock calling the sub a cum dumpster I think it'd be cool if the dominant hole was calling the submissive cock a cum bank Like a battery bank or something

Wouldn't you be at least a little intimidated if you were Hamo? That's frightening place for your penis to go. #oc #Marin #Hamo

I always see "Cum dumpster" but I think "Cum bank" is some untapped potential, I never see the reverse.

The number one way to support me is not through Kofi or commissions, it's by playing Slime Rancher

I was on the internet archive when it went down for a couple of minutes and I got a little anxious because I thought I did it

Anyone can rotate an apple in their mind, but can you rotate a worm?

Wanted to check out the official forum for a game I play and when I typed in the url it redirected me to a Discord server. I thought fair enough at first, but at the same time does make me a bit sad, I would've liked to have seen the forum

Tried drawing but it just wasn't coming along It often feels like I'm deteriorating as an artist

I am once again very politely asking my fellow artists to draw a nice slice of apple pie

I like the idea that since he's so small he's generally indifferent to partner size as a whole. (In "Marinverse" and out) Hamo generally gauges people based on how nice he thinks they'd be to sleep on. You could be super skinny but if Hamo thinks you look like a nice place to nap then that's that

I've mentioned it before but one of my favorite aspects about their size difference that Marin doesn't have a like, super "thick" build. But still her thighs are thicker than Hamo's entire body, so relative to him, her butt and most others are all really big. I just think that's a neat detail.

Shirt no panties #oc #Marin

Marin in the Morning #oc #Marin

Huh

Quick warmup

Putting on a suit and speaking in a humble but thick Trans Atlantic southern accent as I order a frosty from Wendy's

I'm messin around with some of the Slime Rancher development builds that are archived online and this really cracked me up They literally never make this expression in the final game, why is he looking at me like that

I'm messin around with some of the Slime Rancher development builds that are archived online and this really cracked me up They literally never make this expression in the final game, why is he looking at me like that

I did try Zenless Zone Zero, I like alot of the designs, and thought it was neat. The gameplay felt fine too, I liked how it felt to switch between characters. But it just could not hold me for the life of me. Part of why was BEcause it's still a gacha. All these cool designs and I pay for 'em

You have my word, that if I ever somehow make a game, and there are characters in skirts that they will have fully modeled butts and they will each have a unique pair of panties

I recently changed my handle from \hamonikafe.bsky.social to \hamonikafe.newgrounds.com And I REALLY wish that old links that directed to the old handle REdirected to the new one, because one Newgrounds I link to my Twitter and Blusky pages, so now basically none of my blusky links work anymore

This is how they get ready every morning Or so I'm told @vilepluffart.bsky.social

What if instead of Christ the Redeemer it was Christ the Destroyer and the statue shot lazers from it's eyes and had cool freaking hot rod stripes and it glowed in the dark

I'm in the mood for a Pretzel 🥨 @hamonikafe.newgrounds.com

*At the titty restaurant* Um excuse me boob waiter, the titties are to juicy and the areola too massive, they cover half the breasts, and the nipples are so fat I can feel the weight of them in my hands, UMMM WAITER!

Still feeling sick by the way, but that's no excuse to cease whismy. 😤 If one cannot smile then they are already dead. And if one chooses not to smile, then they do not live. Aiat (but with a smile)

When you spent most of your life barefoot, the fear of stepping on unseen glass leaves you. This isn't some sorta metaphor by the way, I mean this quite literally. Just pulled a tiny piece of glass outta my foot and was like "Wow, been a while"

Was in a Doom mood, I guess. Reading the short 1996 comic for fun and it's so absurd. It's like, the epitome of what people who don't read comics thinks all comic books are like. I do unironically really enjoy this panel though

Half-Life Scientist Pain4.wav

Feeling sick today

Quick colors, did this with my mouse #oc #Pretzel

Quick colors, did this with my mouse #oc #Pretzel

Someone wanted to see her sucking a small dick. Though frankly I could've made it smaller #oc #Pretzel

Calling her Pretzel

Gnausea made me do this

Was having a rough time drawing, wanted to do a full body but couldn't quite nail it. Decided to go with just her face, I really like what I got My inspiration for this was I had a dream that Splatoon Pearl had a big cock. That's it. #oc

I remember getting ready for a shower once and I looked at myself in the mirror and was like "Jesus! How'd that happen" From the way I eat and talk about it you'd probably assume I'm really fat, but no I'm but a thing

She packin' It's a different kind of heat, but it's hot #oc #Marin

Reminded of Pinny, I should revisit her maybe

Still thinking about Half Life 1 Was watching Halo CE gameplay, and after playing through Half Life it kinda makes me want either a Halo game or a game that looks and feels like CE but takes place entirely within the Pillar of Autaumn or similar structure Just sounds cool to me

We should phase out Rickrolling and phase in "Tomcatting", so instead of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up, it's Tom Jone'ss What's New Pussycat

Dairy Queen was expensive so we gettin Wendy's 👍

Calling upon my fat followers, is Diary Queen good? I wanna try it but I've literally never heard anything about them past their blizzards. Heck for the longest I didn't even know they sold actual food stuff 😅

What's the consensus on using the same body base you drew to make another character? You drew it, you can go back over it if you want ye? I'm just curious what others think