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this is fucking me up today

BEAT THE PURGE Ohio purged as many as 150,000 voters on Monday. Let’s get them registered again. www.mobilize.us/ohdems/event...

Here's a video I made during the last eclipse. The one thing I learned was that it's totality or NOTHING. youtu.be/AJXeCTeswtc

I remember on Dec 7th, 1941 when there were calls for "de-escalation" and for both sides to show "restraint". No, we immediately committed to ending Japan's ability to wage war forever. And we didn't stop until it was done.

Few things are as satisfying as killing a hungry mosquito.

Republicans can't win democratically so they're fighting to end democracy. If you're an Ohio voter, vote NO on issue 1.

Joe Rogan has gone full Alex Jones. Fiercely pushing conspiracy theories. His face looks like a bright red swollen sort of realistic mask. Speaks with an unearned sense of authority over matters he has absolutely no understanding of...

Here are a few fun points from the SAG-AFTRA negotiations. You can see how seriously the AMPTP is taking this. My favorite: "in lieu of overtime for stunt coordinators, we'll send a bulletin to tell studios to let them go home when their work is finished"

I ran over here as fast as I could to tell everyone that the bird site is currently broken on desktop

Are there any good news feeds on here? Or is there a list of reliable reporters to follow? Legit news is something I had on the bird site that I haven't been able to replicate here.

Look at this awesome book I found

Dropped a phone on the picadilly line of the London tube. Called it, someone answered. He waited for us at the next stop, returned it and refused any sort of reward. #hunanity.

LAX is like Disneyland right now. Except it's memorial day. And free ticket day. And free ice cream day. And no parents allowed day. Yea...like that. Super calm and organized

MAGAtwitter is awfully quiet right now. I wait with baited breath to see how they spin this indictment.

My passport expires in 4 months so it's completely useless. I called the passport office and asked if a 2 week turnaround was possible and the lady literally laughed at me. Not a chuckle...a proper, extended laugh.

On this day in 1944, 160,000 members of antifa representing 14 countries crossed the English channel to begin the liberation of Europe. Thank you to the greatest generation.

Yes...a "Bear". Definitely not me in a bear costume. https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-65762080

Twitter is like that scene in Grosse Pointe Blank when John Cusack goes back to see his childhood home but now it's a Quik-E-Mart with assassins inside. Except instead of assassins, it's Nazis and trolls led by the dumbest genius billionaire who will ever exist.

After only 18 short months of hard work, look what I've grown.

Imagine how easy airport security would be if you were a Jedi.

Wig Wednesday! Can anyone guess the actor I'm doubling or film/TV show it's for?

Just lost a game of chess to a 2nd grader. How's your day going?

It's one banana Michael. What could it cost...ten dollars?

IMPORTANT https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/may/01/canada-phallic-iceberg-photo-newfoundland-dildo

MAGA trolls sneak in here and exclaim how horrible they are. Did they miss the whole ALF/cat discussion? We're not about that noise.

I'm feeling a lot of pressure for a good first post here. I'll try to think of a good one.