November 22nd 1963 on my eighth birthday I came home from school to find my mother in tears as John F Kennedy was assassinated earlier in the day in Dallas Texas. Not realizing it at my young age but realizing it years later is the world changed that day #jfk

Gov Pritzker: Donald Trump and his bootlickers have torn down the Department of Education from the inside. Books are being banned. History is being erased. Donald Trump and his cronies can f*** all the way off.

I just watched a clip of Jimmy Kimmel calling Donald Trump Shamuoussolini 😂😂😂 and I’m absolutely pissing my self laughing at this! #trump #kimmel #nokings

Wouldn’t it be cool if this photo of Obama receiving his Noble Peace Prize went viral today? 🔄

The smug look on Scott Jennings face just got wiped off by a twenty two old YouTuber from @meidastouch.com and it was glorious. @cnn.com bringing that piece of shit Jennings on certainly doesn’t help calm the rhetoric in this country but you don’t really care do you? It’s all about your ratings

Some people are just meant to be with each other! #baseballbitch #phillieskaren #coldplay #andybyron

#lockhimup #trumpisapedophile

The State of Florida is going to really kill it at the next Summer Olympics with their Water Polio team especially with their honorary captain Marco Polio Rubio! #floridia #vaccine

If you think women are going to be drowned out by a flyover then you’ve never met a real woman! #flyover #epsteinfiles #trumpisguilty

jojo.fromjerz just named Stephen Miller “Count Ejacula” and now I’m gonna shut down my internet forever cause it won’t ever get any better then that!

#WednesdayWisdom Our past may have moulded us but as humans we’re pretty flexible. It’s never too late to reshape your future.

This face would make onions cry! #rosannebarr

Melania Trump marrying Donald is the only proof I need that Immigrants will take on jobs that no American wants!

Since Florida has limited internet porn most horny Floridians log onto Threads!

Hey @foxnews are your guys doing a mini series on astronomy because I’ve noticed you’re showing Uranus quite a bit? #foxnews #jessewatters

To my brothers and sisters in Christ! ⬇️

The face you make when Big O Tires informs you you can’t get a rotation without an appointment #gregabbottisamoron

Rest In Peace Ozzy #legend #ozzy

I never thought I’d have to post this! #coldplay

Mary had a little lamb 🐑 and the little lamb was pissed Because Mary’s lamb like millions of Americans expected the release of the Epstein List! #epsteinlist

🇨🇦 Just a reminder for all Canadians #canada #tariffs

Happy Birthday Miss. I love you ♥️🇨🇦 #canadaday

Kyle Rittenhouse has more Chins than a Chinese telephone book. #murder #kylerittenhouse

I’m just curious but has anyone ever seen Pierre Poilievre and K.D. Lang in the same room at the same time? #pierrepoilievre #kdlang

Put up your hand if you finished in fifth place!

🎶 O Canada 🇨🇦 🎶 #elbowsup

Frankly my dear Lauren I don’t give a damn that you jerked off your last date during a performance of Beatlejuice #laurenboebert #kidrock

This is outstanding! How yah doing #stephenmiller looks like #elon has something that you thought belonged to you 😂😂😂

At a certain point any male can become a father but it takes a real man to become a dad. Happy Fathers Day to all the dads in the world #happyfathersday

🎶 Don’t you love a parade 🎶

When the salesperson is so full of shit so you show her the receipts! #trump #leavitt #ice #lariots

SIRI, show me a pair of douche bags! #bonginio #patel

The FUNNY AS PUCK TOUR has been a blast so far! Tonight and Tomorrow night in Salt Lake City Utahhhhhhhh

Nuff said #neverpoilievre

Nuff Said! #katyperry #tuesdaythoughts #amazon

Me after reading why Kanye was trending. #kanye #sicko

I can only imagine how bad this room smelled when this picture was taken! #joerogan #dwarf #kidrock #trumpanzees

#nuffsaid #katyperry #mondaymadness

#thefunnyaspucktour2025 #atlanticcanada June 18th - 28th

My pre-show soundcheck lasts a lot longer than Katy Perry was in space! #katyperry

I was today years old when I realized that five of the letters in the 7-ELEVEn sign were uppercase while the letter n was lowercase #hmmmm #fridaythoughts

I don’t know about you but I’d avoid the tartar sauce they use for the fish fry! #saturday

Wow prostitutes are available thru Door Dash now! What a country 🇺🇸 #murica

Yesterday was National Siblings Day and fortunately I was able to find an old picture of my three sisters and myself. Like they say you can pick your friends but you can’t pick your family. #siblingsday

Every year at this time I’m reminded of the multiple times that I attended The Masters while living in Augusta Georgia. As far as sporting events are concerned there’s nothing else that even comes close. ⛳️ 🏌️‍♂️ #themasters

Found this on Tik Tok #hilarious

My doctor told me yesterday that I have a slight touch of dyslexia. I didn’t believe him so after I left his office I was craving a beer so I went to my favorite bra. #wednesdaywisdom

You know what’s ironic? Getting a girl pregnant on a pull out couch! #relaxitsajoke

It’s just lip service! Well almost anyways #presssecretary #liar