I’m putting together a team to go rescue Beyonce. Who’s in?

This translates as “the Sascha Riley testimony about puppies and pounding in tent stakes is completely true.” …and it’s making him shit his pants.

We urge Governor Tina Kotek to recognize that systemic, unlawful ICE actions in Oregon constitute a domestic terrorist threat to public safety and civil order, and to deploy the Oregon National Guard in a protective and stabilizing role to safeguard Oregonians from ongoing federal abuses of power.

Bitch, we’ve been on this dumb-ass list since the 90s. Go Fuck yourself. What are you going to do about it?

Ummm, Grandma… We are no Democrats.

So proud of the entire Chronology of Water team... Grateful for years of creative collaboration, long conversations, drafts passed back and forth, and the privilege of watching this story find its final form on screen.

The Chronology of Water - 2001 Time is a flat circle.

Let’s tell the truth: a significant section of the Democratic establishment has been compromised—by corporate and foreign interests and by kompromat that keeps them obedient to power. These forces have pulled the party away from the needs of working families. OCP fights for you.

Portland friends, please be kind to our Californian and Texas National Guard members deployed to Portland. They will be bored picking up trash like they did in DC. Please guide them to the best microbreweries and strip clubs that Portland has to offer. This will be an influx to our economy.

Dem leaders, both state and Portland, remind us why your little T-Rex arms won’t allow you to take action against ICE Agents currently engaging in abuse of force against peaceful protestors. We’re just trying to understand your impotence.

Wow! Trump must REALLY be all over the Epstein files. This is desperation, Portland. Don’t take the bait. He will be gone very soon.

To our friends in Portland, please remember that the national guard being sent into Portland is made up of Oregonians - you’re neighbors, many of which will undoubtedly feel conflicted for having to follow an illegal order which violates the Posse Comitatus Act and the 10th Amendment.

Wow. Donny must have taken that escalator incident particularly hard.

At no time was the President suggesting that twelve-year-olds are “fully formed sexually and ready to have sex.” Any interpretation to that effect is inconsistent with administration policy, and, as several experts have pointed out, reads far too much like a Freudian slip to be taken literally.

Now they’re just trolling us.

Fascism only works when it’s seen as the solution to collapse not its cause.

Ummm, my Dude... Do you think it might be time to go take a nap? Programming mimic AI with “maternal instincts” while chaining them as predatory capitalist work mules? Some superpositions collapse to nothing but the sound of your empire eating itself... I'm here when you're ready to talk...

White House, NATO Deny ‘Daddy’ Remark Has Any Connection to Trump’s Reported Moniker at Epstein-Linked Gatherings; Officials Insist They Have ‘Absolutely No Idea’ Why Rutte Used the Term

WASHINGTON — Amid growing speculation, the White House firmly denied that former President Donald Trump plans to dedicate his expected Nobel Peace Prize—tied to the recent Israel-Iran ceasefire—to the late Jeffrey Epstein.

White House Denies Any Link Between Iran Strikes and Epstein Allegations — White House officials categorically denied any correlation between the scale of recent U.S. military action in Iran and the number of alleged underage victims linked to former President Trump in the Epstein documents.

Reports confirm that Trump and his aides definitely didn’t watch Wag the Dog after Musk exposed that Trump was prominently featured in the Epstein Files.

The motive behind Trump sending in US Marines into Los Angeles remains unknown and has nothing to do with the fact that he is prominently featured in the Epstein Files, which may or may not be leaked in the coming days.

Too soon?

Ummm, my Dude, are you on fucking drugs?!

Congratulations to Kristen Stewart and all of team COW who brought this story to life. Way to go, Kid!

Congratulations to Writer/Director/ Producer Powerhouse, Kristen Stewart for taking The Chronology of Water to Cannes! And thanks to everyone who helped manifest the dream into the real.

We spent last weekend with an incredible group of veterans learning the craft of storytelling and filmmaking. From Vietnam to just-out-of-uniform. Huge thanks to our guest speakers and everyone who showed up with courage and creativity. This is only the beginning. seariversanctuary.org/media2

The Night Fox.

This just out! Who could have seen this coming?

"Superconductivity is a state of matter, Nayak says, as much as liquid, gas, solid or plasma. Topological superconductors, which Microsoft doesn’t believe occur naturally in the universe..."

Here comes the DemElite to try to take credit for today's massive uprising. After all this was DemElite's plan the whole time - to let the Fed be dismantled and then take credit for action of the people. It's time for a 3rd Party. The Oregon Cascadia Party already has a plan. oregoncascadia.party .

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You think it might be time to start building a parallel structure economy at the state level? We’ve been trying to tell you for months now. This is what dissolving the Federal system so that oligarchs and corporations can rush in to set up fiefdoms looks like. oregoncascadia.party

Who could have seen this coming?