I am THOROUGHLY upset at the denial of the Eucharist to practicing Catholics. I am not a Catholic, but my family was and I was raised as one. Denying anyone their religious rituals is heinous.

I just learned Markiplier got married, congrats to him and Amy. May their future together me long and happy and bright!

We will continue to make this joke.

So there I am playing VietCrystal and my furret hits level 38 and the game crashes. Turns out that because he can learn Rest I have to leave him behind forever now. VietCrystal is weird.

My fiancee once told me I have Gomez Addams energy and I know that no matter what I am treating her right because Gomez Addams knows how to treat his beloved.

Gonna text my brother out of nowhere to start a chess game like 5 states away. We haven’t played chess in a long time.

Gonna stream the absolute disaster that is VietCrystal again today. I cannot be stopped. I just need to eat first for the momentum.

Why do Todoroki Bancho’s fans look like she used her Stand power to turn Jotaro from Part 4 into a penguin?

Doin some stream. Hopefully it doesn’t go horribly wrong.

My computer has been rebooting frequently lately and we’ve been working on figuring out why. Event viewer gives little to no information, but the situations have pointed to power draw, thermal, or ram issues. I have checked those, and now we’re fairly certain something was damaged by heat.

Help I am an idiot who will now have to stream the Vietnamese bootleg English version of Pocket Monsters Crystal Edition and nuzlocke it because I kept giving my discord options. It will not be a hardcore nuzlocke.

My doctor changed my diagnosis to "Endocrine Disorder" in November without me asking--because he saw the writing on the wall. Ask your doctors to do the same--Just to protect your access to life-saving medication.

This year will be my first father’s day without my dad.

@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social I was watching back your AI standup special and heard you begging the world not to give the AI legs and unfortunately that ship has sailed. A British guy developed an AI twitch streamer trained on Twitch chat and put it in a robot dog. It was only once but…

Intrusive thoughts are me struggling not to yeet my phone out of a car traveling 45 mph down the highway on an overpass

Every time I feel goofy and tell my fiancee “You’re gonna be my wife!” she smiles in absolute joy and contentment and it makes my heart do a flip flop.

My depressive episode is incredibly sudden and quite severe. I just want to sleep forever. I feel hopeless and helpless.

So Steak 'n' Shake is a Nazi bar now

One hour into work and already sick of it today. Can’t wait to be done.

Casually building the map for tomorrow’s D&D session while working from home as call center personnel between calls because I have a lot to do tonight

Bun bun bun! I greatly enjoy Hajime Banchou’s particular way of talking. It’s great fun.

If my character dies my next character will be an Archivist Artificer but he’ll be a cryptobro so this is a threat to my DM not to kill off my current character.

Wouldn’t it be weird if Russia was quietly excluded from the tariff wars? Wouldn’t it be weird if after like a year of hardship suddenly someone points out that Russia’s been trading with us normally the whole time? Wouldn’t it be weird if Trump was like “See, Russia is our friend!”

It has come to my attention that the medical costs of end of life care are going to severely hamper the transfer of wealth when boomers die.

Help.

I am incredibly tired all the time and also have trouble getting to sleep so that’s a bad combo

Seeing an ad for Pie adblocker by the same people who made Honey on a video where they’re talking about how Honey was always a massive scam on a platform where adblockers are against TOS and not batting an eye because that level of meta bizarre reality is just normal.

Insomnia do be hitting like a truck

I do not want to work today but I don’t quite have the freedom from consequences to choose not to.

Forgot it was a holiday that I have off and clocked in at the normal time and was in office for three hours before I realized I wasn’t scheduled to be at work today.

Gotta try to remember to photoshop Chuck Testa into a photo of congress propping up Mitch McConnell. If anyone else has the time today that would be hilarious but I’ll have to do it tomorrow. I start work in like two minutes and then dungeons and dragons.

I have never in my life listened to the band crush 40 with such agonizing intent, as I am right now

Ya it’s basically official Nanashi Mumei is my oshi

My father passed away Thursday morning and my boss sent flowers for the wake.

This is the last day to apply to be a part of Power Nap! You don't need to be a speedrunner, we're looking for all kinds of content and have plenty of space open! #Sega #NiGHTS #NiGHTSintoDreams #GamePreservation

We can all agree that Black Friday is dead right? Last year a lot of corporations posted record low Black Friday profits because we figured out they weren’t changing the price at all just putting the same price on a different label that said it was a deal. We know they’re up to the same shit again.

Did @ass.golf assimilate Coffee Dad from Twitter?

In light of Sega delisting a bunch of their legacy titles on Dec 6, us NiGHTS speedrunners are putting together an event called Power Nap to raise awareness and celebrate these games and we're looking for participants! Please help spread the word! youtu.be/Xz7RHdQ_dsE #Sega #NiGHTSintoDreams #gaming

Time to put more campaign together

From the top of the Arch

Today is my birthday. I was born today. Today is my first ever day alive. I am… Fresh.

I keep having the lyrics to Panic Switch run through my head and occasionally think Gawr Gura would sing that perfectly.

I am once again at Funk’s Grove

Customer service is honestly my least favorite kind of job because I can tell people “X means X” and they respond “So Y means Z” and I correct them and they’re like “Ah okay, got it and then at the end they are like “Wait no you told me Y means Z!”

I start my vacation tomorrow and go out of town. I just have to make it through today and then I have a whole week to scream into the void at any time I damn well please.

I’mma just share some of the things that are basically guaranteed to get a reaction out of me in case anyone wants to meme in my twitch chat. Any “One of the X of all time” comment, mentioning ranch (it’s a whole thing), shitting on Brendan or Taillow from Gen 3 pokemon.