saw a man and had to record him on film

this is what learning abt historical events feels like sometimes

one of my clearest memories as a kid was going to see wreck-it ralph with my super-traditional christian grandpa and looking over at him during the "thanks, satan" part and seeing him doing this face

純狐 #東方Project

u wish u were me rn

ladies call me the octopus cos the sex is so bad it makes u wanna rip ur dick off a kill yourself

bros im supposed to be training this kid at work but i don't wanna let him take orders because his voice is annoying af 💀💀

what do pizza places the ranch that makes it so poppin

i just installed marvel rivals and all my friends that play it are playing with other people and don't wanna q with me

i think i could listen to the hives for the rest of my life and never get tired of them

Took me a bit but I've found the framing to put into words a way to express to the people fretting about the death of the UHC CEO why we just aren't heeding their admonishment: The social contract stipulates that all life is sacred, and Brian Thompson violated it. But it's more than that.

じゅんへか

thank you for the follow bluesky user Erotic Massage

i spent nearly my entire day off yesterday modding knights of the old republic to work on my pc and it never did fuck that im getting it on switch

i need some delectable jahoobies in my life

living the dream

娘娘 #東方Project #touhou

いい夫婦の日だったからいい夫婦の日に描いた古い純ヘカ載せとくか

im a hardcore motherfucker only thrashers on this list

beatrice

チュパカブラ

technically this her clone but i love this sequence

flan shrine ^_^

me when the race war starts and i'm about to get torn in half by the touhou boobjob artist

🎃 countdown #2 Remilia & Dracula

oomf stole my skeet and replaced beidou genshin impact with their real life girlfriend

chat i shouldn't have come to work....i feel like shit (deja vu)

youtu.be/4YbD40UMwHQ?... this song is so #literallyme except instead of being tormented by satan its just my life

got out of the car at work and heard hissing, then noticed a huge bolt in our rear passenger tire. fucking okay

guys...all i did was listen to bad to bone a few times....

Yuuma Toutetsu PSA:

me and @robotlord.bsky.social in ggst after i whiff my grab as pot and shes on asuka

its my birthday and i'm sick!!! yay!!!!!

☝️🤓

めぐつか

gallego won the senate but trump won the primary. ok

I HAVE JURY DUTY NEXT MONTH

phwoarrr............

A BOOKOFF IS OPENING RIGHT NEXT TO MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!

time for a lil early birthday gift to myself

くわぁ～

just thought of an amazing hunterxhunter themed dad joke and have noone to tell it to

猫ちゃん湯たんぽが恋しい季節

#うみねこのなく頃に #umineko