I'm really sorry, I generally try not to make fun of weird American names But I simply can't read a gay dark romance novel if one of the MCs is called "Sauce"

So... this is about 300 hours... @wtyppod.bsky.social

I got a cool new reward jar but I didn't know what I'm going to reward myself for But now I'm thinking I'll use it for every day I managed not to look at the comments on things I think that might be good for my mental health.

Therapy is kinda funny, because some weeks you have no topic to talk about and you feel like you're wasting your money and the therapist's time.... And then other weeks you just spent a bit too much time with your mom 🫠

House cats literally evolved to be inside (a barn, a stable, a pantry), and now people act like it's natural for them to be outside all day, with no barns or storehouses or stables anywhere where they could get what they approached humans for in the first place (shelter and easy access to food)

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Two Dads Based on the "holy shit two cakes!" meme lol #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinlucifer #hazbinalastor #hazbincharlie

Somebody in my neighborhood is letting their LONG HAIR CAT free-roam at 0 degree...... that poor thing's fur is completely wet...

I need to get off tiktok again, somebody is trying to tell me we have domesticated deer

I just read this article that basically says you can't like Caravaggio's work for the same reasons you shouldn't like P.Diddy's, Michael Jackson's, Woody Allen's or Roman Polantski's work

Me: Finally it's Saturday and I can get some writing done!!! My cat: Wait, why are you not on the bed petting me??? You're out all week, I only get a measly two hours of pets in the evening, and now you dare to leave the bed even though you are still at home?????

vm.tiktok.com/ZNdEAGWYr/ got my cat a new toy!!! I'm kind of scared of her now 😂

I'm absolutely fascinated by this diamond painting on Temu..... who ARE these people??

I just called my cat over from where she was lying three feet away, dozing, and she came over, curled up next to me and fell asleep again 😭😭😭 how is this real????

Stitched 🧵💗⚡️ #helluvaboss #fizzarolli #asmodeus #fizzarozzie

My cat reappearing after hiding under my bed for the full length of my movie night bc I dared to have a friend over Absolutely covered in dust from under the bed and ready to headbutt my boobs into oblivion bc I need to make up for lost petting time

Other cats: Living alarm clocks, will yell at you if you don't get up at 6am to feed them My cat: Will cry like a little baby if I get up any earlier than ten, and even then she's not going to be happy (but then again she is a bed-time-alarm clock. God help me if I'm not in bed by 10 pm....)

So I watched the first two season 2 #HazbinHotel episodes and... am I crazy? Why is nobody in Heaven even MENTIONING that Adam was trying to kill the people who killed him first? Why is everybody talking about 'revenge' when Adam's death was literally self-defense?

One thing I hate about "online" is that as soon as you mention something that sounds positive about a historical thing that has been turned into a horror story in modern minds, you get accused of whitewashing history.

with the book I'm #writing right now, I feel like I'm adding clay to a vaguely defined ball with so many issues that I know I'll have to change later, but also I feel if I start going into the details now I'm never going to get to the end...

My kingdom for a baihe transmigration novel where the protagonist is a lesbian who just solves all the issues of the plot by seducing her various female love rivals

The main pairing flirting with each other in public while nobody knows they're married in Youthful Glory ep 22 is sooooooo freaking cute 😭😭😭 #cdrama #youthfulglory

teen lan wangji asking his brother to teach him the whole alcohol neutralisation trick ... xichen patiently demonstrating and explaining how to do it. wangji not getting it right on first try and promptly passing out on xiongzhang after the first shot. 🥹

I think the leak of the incredibly racist young republican group chat only furthers the argument that millennials were the only generation able to use the computer without going insane, mostly because the computer was once a place separate from the real world. but now the real world is also computer

I really don't like dnf-ing books, but I just saw that I only got 30% through that one mm book where the main problem is a 25-34 age gap, which, come on, AND that made the farmer-mc claim with his full chest that FEMALE COWS HAVE NO HORNS

I managed to finish 2 books, 1 manga and 1 short story just by bed time <3 the books were both already over 50% done, to be fair, but still, a very successful first half of the #deweys24hourreadathon

So far, for the #deweyreadathon I finished Hellhounds Never Lie by @loriames.bsky.social which is very light and quick and so sweet it might finally have broken my little mental MM romance blockage,

Is this seriously what Americans think you get in a French restaurant???? 😂

FUCK HE'S ONTO ME???

Google-Rezension: "Klein, alt, der urige Bibliothekar passt gut dazu." Wir legen großen Wert darauf, dass das Personal mit der Einrichtung harmoniert.

Google-Rezension: "Als ich dort war, war es recht laut und außerdem war Montag - daher nur 3 Sterne." Geben Sie uns noch eine Chance, heute ist auch Dienstag, versprochen!

Powersätze für die Buchmesse: "Gibt's Public Viewing fürs Dschungelcamp-Finale?" "Wollen Sie auch eine Aspirin C?" "Nö, nicht gelesen, ich wart auf den Film." "Nein, das ist nicht der Beginn der Kloschlange, der ist in Frankfurt-Rödelheim."

The new #BehindTheBastards episode is great, but is it really so impossible to say the word Volk for somebody who specifically talks about WWII Germany so much??? 😭 It's literally the word "Folk" with a flatter o, the way Robert keeps saying it just sounds like cloud/Wolke....

Chiitan has a dream. I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past. I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination. Until then, let's all support each other🤍

An overwhelmingly common reason people give for enjoying this type of work IS ITS SEPARATION FROM REALITY. People are ENJOYING A FANTASY, not planning their weekend. This deserves protection.

september 30th october 1st

Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.

Isobel pinup. ;}

oh my goodness look at this Dapper Gentleman (from a different scroll than the, uh, previous lmao)

I'm watching the #cdrama Youthful Glory right now and god, I know that when the protagonist is wife-born, the concubine-born sister has to be a bitch (and vice versa), but even for somebody who grew up on the border, Ming Chu is so ignorant of her own status, it's honestly annoying...

we're on the precipice of a universal antiviral medication, mRNA technology is out here curing cancers every other month, HIV is cureable AND preventable, renewables generate more energy now than fossil fuels worldwide and and more cost-effective, coral reefs are growing back all over the world rn

I've been thinking for years that it's a problem that English calls these medications/procedures "birth control" instead of "contraception" or something similar like other languages.. Of course that wouldn't change the underlying causes of this situation, but language definitely reflects culture...

monsterfucking is hot because there's a wildness but also a tenderness. like they can take you to the edge but with a little more pressure those claws could go right through the skin. they could pop your bones from their sockets and drink the marrow but they don't, they just fuck you stupid instead

shen qingqiu would hate self-insert and y/n and x reader fanfic sooooooo much. ironic really

Americans are so obsessed with "fast-paced plots", whenever I look at reviews for a book I liked it's always "2 stars off bc it felt slow at times".... When did we decide that genre books don't get to be slow-paced, ever??

i got serotonin when someone on tumblr commd this dualscar