Ich habe entschieden zu viele Projekte. Wie schalte ich Hyperthreading im Gehirn an? .. Wie komme ich überhaupt in die Settings?

Siebenundsechzig. Comedy wurde erreicht. Bitte lachen sie *jetzt*.

Cloudflare's AI chatbot is very useful for what I assume was 100% its intended purpose

I understand and appreciate Mozilla's Position regarding this. But yeah it's really annoying.

Tried taking my own measurements and buying a skirt online per the vendor's size table. A 2-6XL skirt arrived. I can fit myself and my bf into it...

One Week.

Wie zum Geier schreibt man ein Anschreiben

fedi meta type shit

Ein Vorschlag? Hammer!

[linkedin] okay so linkedin has a function for putting your pronouns / how you want to be addressed. but recruiters have a special view for user's profiles, and it just does not show that information??? Awesome.

[ph~] good news: I got prescribed hormones! bad news: bone density testing turned out to be useful :/

This place is like an hrt factory wtf

[Kink?] OH: "Mein Safeword ist 'Docker'."

[Sarkasmus, Flamebaiting, Vage] Ich glaube wenn wir noch so 1-2 Runden Diskurs darüber haben wer bei FLINTA* mitgemeint ist, dann wird alles gut.

Notepad++'s update mechanism was compromised from June to December 2025. They believe it was a state actor practicing selective targeting and not a no-hosts-refused malware gang situation. https://notepad-plus-plus.org/news/hijacked-incident-info-update/

[job interviews] Got a rejection per E-Mail. I didn't even want this job, it seemed to not be great. But now I am constantly thinking about what I've done wrong. This 👆 sucks, but it's a me-problem really.

OH: Der Bofrost-Wagen ist voller Pissplatten

Big loud bang as I turn on the lavalamp, followed by loss of power in the whole room. I didn't know those filaments blow up so violently, that scared the crap out of me. AND it tripped the breaker :c

Ich kann nicht glauben dass meine Mitbewohnerin mich mit einer fucking "Knorkator" Referenz erwischt hat.

[Linkedin] Linkedin Profil: "Neutrale Anrede" Lebenalauf: "Divers" ... Recruiter: Sehr geehrter Herr...

Tricking (asking nicely) my boyfriend into helping out at the hackerspace renovations hehe

[workposting] looks like I overlooked an E-Mail from one of the POPs that they are shutting down a datacenter which houses half our servers. Time to find out how well our Failover systems are working lmao

Informationssicherheitsmeetings radikalisieren mich

[homelab and personal k8s stuff] The kubernetization of my self hosted stuff is proceeding. Got the Navidrome and the Hedgedoc on it. At the moment both use the big zfs/nfs server, which is not part of the kube cluster, for persistent storage. Getting my head around the way kubernetes works […]

10" rack with 3d printed inlets for my smol hardware is finally up and running!

time to get to the hairdresser and get some color in there.

What do you meeeean I need to buy a new TAN generator because the old ones don't work with new banking cards?? So what, I just throw this one away? What a waste!!

the fact that there is a big fuck off snowstorm outside and I don't have my boyfriend here to provide warmth and comfort is a fucking hate crime /s

[XING, autom. geschlechtserkennung] Hey Xing, kannst du vielleicht *nicht* anhand des Vornamens versuchen das Geschlecht zu erraten und dementsprechend die Silhouette für das Profilbild festlegen?

the cats like watching snowflakes from the veranda. They are having a great time today!

#stilltrue #bowie #music

DNS war ein Fehler.

[complaining about medical trans stuff and my own mismanagement] should have listened to my friends when they said to make an endo appointment ASAP but noooo, I decided to play it safe and only make the appointment after getting the letter of indication. Well, I got that, and now I got an […]

just slipped on the flat ice onto my side like an idiot 🤕 I am fine, my hip and shoulder absorbed most of the impact. Those grow back and are not prone to lasting damage, yes?

since my laptop is still making unhappy noises while using the hinge I am torn between getting a replacement now, or waiting to see how long it works and getting a replacement once it truly and utterly dies for real. I want to use it until it's nonfunctional, but I feel like hardware prices […]

snow goes crumsh under my boots c:

[TW: PU, Personenunfall, Suizid] Für Abreise vom #39c3 in Richtung Hannover wichtig: Die Strecke zwischen Hamburg-Harburg und Lüneburg/Hannover ist gesperrt. Nach Möglichkeit weiträumig umfahren. https://social.adridoesthings.com/@strecken_info/115809905336030966

Lewdeburg :blobfoxowo:

looks like the cat missed me. i am not allowed to get out of bed.

looks like I fell asleep in bed with my laptop and kinda leaned on it so now the display is kinda curved and the bluetooth is all fucky. closing the laptop, the monitor casing kind of catches the bottom shell for a second and it makes unhappy noises...

Shadow, geh zur Seite, ich kann nicht aus dem Fenster schauen. (nicht mein Foto)

ich habe total vergessen dass ich diese T-Shirt habe. vielleicht sollte ich es mit zu meinen großeltern nehmen um am weihnachtstisch Streit zu provozieren....

shoutout an die frau in der Bahn neben mir mit Helluba Boss Tasche, Angel Dust Wallpaper auf dem Handy, die gerade auf dem iPad Alistor Fanart gezeichnet hat

Bruhbrinke

I bought this snom D140 and there is a profile left on it, looks like some LDAP user... Wonder if I can somehow get to the login data.

Ran into a problem in prod? Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix. #foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec

set up folding@home again reminder that: * that exists * that helps science feel free to join meows4science: 1067660

[workposting, mysql, systemd] My new MySQL server crashes, "too many open files". Default limit appears to be 16k nofiles. "Hm that feels like it should be enough.. Let's check on the nofiles on the prod system." 2.3 million. Yeah.. let's increase that limit a bit.