I really really would fuck Elijah Wood

It constantly pisses me off that most trans content creators are rail skinny white trans women. Their throw away isAsian trans girls but no black or brown girls. Quinn Bishop is white but I appreciate she is a fat girl giving queer history and is trying to get money to keep going

There is only so me female Smurf. Is Smurfette a doll?

Crazy sometimes when I go to the bathroom and I get the whiff of pussy and I’m like oh that’s me

Jokes on them I don’t eat vegetables

Realizing my other best option for my name after coming was Sarah and Bethany

They are playing face/off at the bar lolol

Omg I queefed so hard rn

Rainy/sunny beach day

Was at the beach and we wanted to get a group selfie. Someone asked who had the longest arms and my partner said she does but this other dude who is white and blonde lift his arm up in a way the looks like a certain salute and my partner and one of the other Jewish beach friend was like nooooo

The way music trends go next decade bands will sound like Elvis Costello and I will be explaining to my kid about the 80s

@badambulist.bsky.social reading the new chapter while listening to Kacey Musgraves’s new album and I’m feeling back home to a Texas Friday Night Lights.

Fuck England as a nation

Too old to do porn, too young to goon….wait am I using goon right? Omg I thought it was a science term, noooo I don’t try to edge my self when masterbating…So that how I fixed that door:

My mother. Knowing that one of the first to fight was a Latina like me

Every now and then I’m like damn I got the sex change I dreamed about

imagining a sugarmommy who will spend indiscriminately on you but *only* for tattoos, piercings, and body mods because that's what she likes in her partners

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Still blows my mind I got FFS

I really want to dye my hair lavender or just the front of my hair

Kicked it with a group of cis friends and had many conversations. I went explained what it is like being a trans woman and what it take to transition medically and how hard it is for trans kids to access care let alone adults. Def opened some eyes and the coolest thing was thy shut up and listened

It’s June 27 Day and Pride this year. I smoked weed today in honor of it cause last time I drank lean I passed out for a hour and half.

Very gay afternoon

It’s really crazy being a mom and seeing other kids be complete shit and and then have a kid that is sweet, kind and nice that thinks farts are hilarious and makes up a imaginary world called Magic World that has light and darkness and a lot of lore. She is only 6 btw

This is the most that any NYC mayor as ever done for the trans community even with the massive budget deficit and the state not putting anymore money this budget year.

Also navigating Pride weekend in BK is like Charlie in It’s always Sunny with his conspiracy white board. How can we connect everything in the best way

I see ppl in England talking about the heat. I know they don’t have A/C but I’m trying to see if it’s as muggy and shitty as a 96 degree day with 50 percent humidity in NYC. There is no was they could survive a North Texas 98 degree night after a 106 dry heat day

I really need bigger tits

Seeing a clip of a World Cup player take off his shirt in celebration and having what is basically a sports bra/binder got me thinking

These cheeses they’re trying to kill me

Ah fuck my head hurts, yes I’d like a hot dog, that’s hot wanna make out, oh look a cat

I dont think Peaches fucks with Timmy Chammie

Certified dickless penis girl

Not a fan of having to celebrated cause I can’t share Mother’s Day but at least I got pizza with my kid.

Haven’t seen anyone throwing hole at the club this pride yet.

H cups would heal me

Elisabeth Moss Icon

Too muggy

So def gonna get me some F titties cause I’m 41 and I can handle 20 years of back shots.

What if I became a ocelot girl

Who would have thought 2026 would be the year Rosie O’Donnell and I get our faces done

Pride railing ✅

Today we are all Puerto Rican

Fuck also Pride. NYC vibrating

NYC is about as to explode with Knicks game 5, the World Cup and PR Day in a weekend. Shit is about to be insane

It’s fucking hot and gross

SPURBS

Happy Pride to Freddy Fazbear