I realized I inadvertently incorporated the crushing your head bit from Kids in the Hall into a thing I do with my daughter but saying squishing your head instead of crushing

Reading Ranked Competitive Breast Growth is hurting my brain

Waking up and realizing the MTA fare hike was yesterday smh

Always awesome to walk by a woman yelling “it’s a man, I thought it was a woman” at another trans girl in the middle of the sidewalk

Need a Frankenhooker tattoo on my calf

The bathroom scene and ending of Together had me gagged.

There is nothing more satisfying than a final destination Rube Goldberg Machine of Death scene.

Going to stop drinking to spite my ex

Just finished Cuckoo and all I have to say is that @scumbelievable.bsky.social is such a masterful writer.

What if farts came out your mouth, happy new year

Happy New Years, my hair is killin it

Also one more dunk on my ex is that she has a soda stream

I remember the first time I fingered a girl when I was in middle school I was like why is this wet and then after my bottom surgery I am like oh yeah this makes sense.

White cis lesbians in bushwick seem so dumb. Borderline terfy

I’m way cooler than my ex

Apparently I need to act my age. I’m 3 1/2 in queer years

My ex either cyber stalked me or had a friend do it to see if I am drinking. TLDR I stopped drinking two year prior to coming out over the beginning and peak of the pandemic cause I was dealing with dysphoria, isolation, work, kid and death of friends. She looked at my partners insta account for me.

Watching the Northman and it got me thinking that these mfers were rolling around in their own shit in thatch huts and MesoAmerican people were building stone temples that still exist today and drinking from irrigated water systems. Ain’t that a bitch.

My ex loves to equate wearing a short skirt (mainly when I wear them) to looking like a SWer and when I tell her so it’s real work. She responds yeah I know but still. I am so glad I am separated from her.

Hello Kunty

Last Christmas Eve I spent with two cis gfs and then went to Boobie Trap and hooked up with a girl. Xmas did dim sum and ended with drunk karaoke. This year I’m getting a boozy hot chocolate, hot dog and watching the hunger. Xmas getting dim sum with my kid and ex then watching the SpongeBob movie

When you cough and queef at the same time

Just witnessed a car crash of a first date. The girl told him I don’t want to be dragged around town to him.

White British men are so insufferable.

Fighting off the brain worms with a estrogen shot

I love it when you order something the is mailed from Northern Queens and it has to go to Central NJ before going back to Queens to get delivered to Bushwick

I saw a play bill for the new Richard II and thought it said Randal II

if you wanna be chris gaines you can just be chris gaines

You *can* change your sex. I *did* change mine. If this makes you uncomfortable, stop being part of the problem.

The god of lapsed catholic disaster transexuals 🤌🏽 @badambulist.bsky.social

Thought I saw a rat but it was just a crumpled black plastic bag rolling in the wind like a Bushwick tumbleweed

I had this frenemy in college and she stole my ticket to see Depeche Mode. I remember telling my friend Amy that if I were a girl I would punch Sabra. I don’t know if my promise still stands now

I think my cis dude friend has a thing for me and it’s getting more obvious

What would happen if I walked into the Texas Capital men’s room, go to a urinal and turn around and spray piss from my vulva into the urinal. I mean it’s cool to whip out a dick at a urinal

Realizing how bad I would be at dating in other cities cause I’m a indoor girl and hate the outdoors

Realizing my mom mode is basic just dyke mode

Really want a BA

Just did a topless photo shoot for this photographer. Maybe my tits will be in a gallery at some point

Noticed that my ex has a sodastream I her apartment 🤦🏽‍♀️

🎶 The boys wanna be here, the girls wanna fuck her🎶

When I worked at Sonic in high school I had to work the line when I really wanted to be a car hop. It was pretty gendered but there was one guy who was one and wore skates. I wonder how her transition is going.

One of the funniest things about getting tattooed is when the other artist walk up while your getting worked on and nod their head in agreement and say yeah that’s sick. Also I love that I only now go to women, femmes, trans and NB artist. Loved my artist today she was really sweet and hilarious.

It’s funny being the t girl regular at the cis dive bar and being treated a a girl

Me in 2004: why do I have to put in so much effort just to be friends with these guys. Me in 2022: oh damn I’ve always been a women Me now: geez, fuck cis men. ~turns and makes out with girlfriend~

Looking at lower wage jobs and if my ex gets mad I’m gonna be like you way 77 cents on the dollar and I make 62 cents on the dollar.

I had a dream where John Leguizsamo looked like when he was in Spawn shapwise but looked like himself otherwise. I don’t know what this means

I love the fact that my ex can fuck up my already fucked brain for like two weeks after a incident

Valerate is such a beautiful name

The new faetooth rules. Ethereal bong rips

I think it’s really funny that my ex thinks she knows the best way to get a job or how the market works when she works for the city and moves from agency to agency and has never had to apply for jobs in the open job market