Oho, something is amiss! Unfortunately, yours truly is not to blame~ Heartbreaking, I am aware.

@polydegmonsprice.bsky.social ugly

Jesters?

(At some point, he would eventually realize he was punching a chew toy in a cloak. Maybe.)

(Squeaks like a chew toy with each hit)

(Lifts his skirt)

Nice dress~

Ghh--?! (Pain. A long-since forgotten sensation. He remembered to smile before his form disappeared into smoke, the Ascian appearing again behind him.) Oh, I think not. Not yet, anyway. I say, you're quite sensitive about them these days...for a man who tossed them aside.

What's all the hostility for? Did we not use Asahi and Izumi both? The two of us? We gave Izumi what they wanted. They don't have to know the truth of our affections. Isn't ignorance bliss~? They don't even remember my deeds! The shock of "Asahi" all but killing them must have been too much~

... (Shrug. He smiled.) Oh, come now. Look at this face, this body! How else do you think I got them to cough up those funds we used for the civil war in Garlemald~? I played lover. Same as you, might I add, as of yesterday.

((My danny is evil and unreformed and mean and a jerk and icky and yucky if u need me to tone it down just dm me nyan))

And yet, you act the p... (The height difference was quite noticeable. It was times like these he missed his former body, but he doubted it would have made much difference in the end.) ...How ironic, all things considered. You turned a blind eye to the worst of it already, as well you know.

...hm. That /is/ a change. Still...what? You're going to follow around your former tribuni instead? Or perhaps you intend to keep an eye on me~? Your warnings mean little to me, spoiled little princeling~

Oh, how scary! Bit too late for that, I'm afraid, and I can't quite picture you taking a break from chasing that /friend/ of yours long enough to play bodyguard.

Possessive, are we? What a surprise! You didn't seem to mind when they were /mine/.

Nothing more amusing than watching you and yours, really. I suppose I could go back to the little dogs you let loose, though.

To think milord remembers my name after all this time~! I may well weep tears of joy! ...what else but to see how things proceed, now that the final days have been evaded once more? Pity that.

Betrayal! What a terrible word...! (He stumbles back dramatically, clutching at his apparently wounded heart) A change of plans, really. Didn't it work out in the end?

Come now, there's no need for that, is there~? Were we not once comrades in arms?

Oh, my! Someone's looking grumpy.

ngl.link/smuggersage I forget my last one whoops 🌸 for Izumi 🧪 for Achia ☀️ for Asahi 🌙 for Fandaniel ))

Any volunteers without a strong attachment to their body?

I thought I was the clown.

I'm his freaky little jester.

How embarrassing for him.

Unenthusiastic handjobs from Asahi are good and all, but what about enthusiasm

(Loudly slurping an empty juice carton)

I wake up at 11am and drink flat eorzean Mountain Dew

@sasbrutus.bsky.social hey, dweeb.

Yall actually chew your spaghetti?

Are you a cop

((My daniel is an unsexy unfuckable body horror freak I fear. He has weird allagan and zodiark shit all over mb))

Too many. Thin the numbers.

Tee hee.

So mean.

Too many reformed Fandaniels. Not enough 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Fandaniels. I must needs save my kin from the dull fate of redemption.

What the fuck did you mean by this

How many decades until I get to try to end the world again

They make me wear the headset at the Garlean McDonald’s drive thru and say “go, bean boy, go!”

Boring.

Hey everyone when you say a question is for the WoLs and the OCs can you include me in that? WoLs and OCs and Fandaniel thank you

Well now, isn't everyone quite lively? Is it really so much fun causing such a trivial fuss? I'd say I expected better of my fellow endcallers, but I suppose all the true fun to be had is already passed~

Another lovely day on Hydaelyn, isn't it~? Sickening, truly.

((Unless the rp specifies otherwise, I'm doing a version of events in present time in MSQ where fandaniel and asahi both got pulled out of the aetherial sea by [plot things] tee hee))

スロウダウナー (kazuya seto cover used) FF14; FFXIV; Fandaniel; Hermes; Vocaloid