. . . [Fuck I'm exhausted... feels gross too, lotta blood on me. How many times have I died now? Heh, can't remember... The rain subsides and a beacon shines in the distance. My agent... how brilliant you've become... A grin forms on my face once more, wider than ever, and I begin to laugh. I

The Colors of Heroes (1/2) ;;Text in ALT

[The Floor of Inhumanities suddenly changes in a roar of thunder, the sky changing to a near black shade of red as torrents of blood rain from the sky, and, across the Library, cyan and red flashes can be seen in the distance as the Fixer continues their fight against the distortion.]

TWO OF THEM.

Stop now, one by one, your desires convince me you've always been a human For you, the shelves have fallen, now they're gone, see? Now they're gone, forever gone from the stage that allowed us our one and only dreams

@inhumanities.bsky.social Hey, any updates on the distortion?

The horrors

Callout post, the Ring are a bunch 'a fuckin' posers. Their art is about beauty caused by sufferin', and even then their art is shit! It looks like all they did was cover insects in paint and let them crawl across the canvas 'till they died! Bunch 'a scribby, headache inducin' bullshit...

. . . @inhumanities.bsky.social Okay, what the fuck happened?

@bigbrothermiddle.bsky.social Hey, when you workout, do you do 'Ricardio'?

[Cheshyre stares at the thing before them, along with the message. They're silent, closed fists trembling. Red, tree-like roots appear around them, almost making contact with the machine before quickly receeding. Cheshyre let's out a long, tense exhale, before patting the machine on its 'head'.]

[Once more the Fixer arrives at the Doodle's cabin, opening it once more.] Heyyy bud! Uh... sorry for dissapearin', went shoppin'. You doin' good?

Out of Sight ;; Text in ALT

[The Fixer appears at Catalyst's cabin, and opens it's door.] Hey, bud, you doin' alright?

[A flat piece of land now lies covered in bloody spears and scorched earth, Cheshyre standing in the middle of the chaos, a dense, crimson aura surrounding them as the strong scent of blood fills the air. They look different, blood the plus shaped "eyes" of their mask now reddened, as their jacket,

Stole a bunch of ink from... somewhere. Gonna hope that this helps Catalyst somewhat. I mean, it's just purely colour, right? Is that how that works?

[The Fixer awoke, everything just as it was supposed to be, and look to the doodle who laid asleep next to them. They sat up and gently shuffled to her, and lifted her up into their arms, resting her head against their chest as their arms wrapped around her, to protect her in her weakened state.]

//YGGDRASIL'S PROTECTOR//

[Cheshyre sits alone in the middle of Yggdrasil, a blood-red tree, blossoming, towering above them.] . . . Hey, boss... it's... been a while, huh? I know it's been a while, but we've been doin'... well, I think. Carmesí has a new Kindred now, Vinnie, she's called. Alucard is fine, and Catalyst...

@catalystarbiter.bsky.social Hey, Catalyst, bud? I overheard the conversation you and VD had earlier an'i gotta ask... You doin' alright? Like, genuinely? You're practically like a sister to me, I... I care about ya a whole lot, so... just wanna make sure.

@inhumanities.bsky.social Heya, Locke, ya mind if I ask ya a few things? Nothin' major don't worry, just curious.

What in the... right, so... in the Outskirts right now and I don't even know what the fuck I'm lookin' at. Just a bunch of monitors an' other shit. Did someone dump this??? Eh, probably gonna take all this back to the tree, see if I can do anythin' with it.

...ah, it's you. Hahh... ya know what? Not even gonna bother sayin' anythin'...

[A sharp yell echos across the Floor of Inhumanities along with the crashing of waves. It's Cheshyre... currently trying (and failing) to surf.] Agh- [They cough up a bit of water as they step onto the shore.] I'm okay... hahh... First time, first fail.

@inhumanities.bsky.social Yo, any updates on Locke, they still fishy?

Hey, sooo... I just found out that today is the National Girlfriend Day. I wonder what more... Unique national day is out there now.... Anyway, happy gf day to those who are right now. May your relationship prosper in the coming years to come.

Well, back to eatin' this fish. HRRRKRKRKRRHRHRHRHRKRKRKRRKRK-

@knowl3dgebearer.bsky.social Done!

FIBSH- HRRGHRRKRRKRKRKRKRKRK-

PFFT- HAHAHAHAH- Okay, now *this* has *definitely* happened at some point.

@catalystarbiter.bsky.social Yo, Catalyst! Got somethin' for ya!

Ow... the bunny was not a friend... ...everythin' hurts...owie...

Nuh uh- ...oh holy shit it actually does.

One, no. And two... who the fuck sent this????

@inhumanities.bsky.social Uh... am I seein' things or is there a massive hole where your floor is in the Library...?

Gubo can't beat the allegations.

@inhumanities.bsky.social [A portal opens up in the office, with the captain stepping out.] Heyyy bud.

. . . OH GOD FORGET THE CHEST SIZE THING QUEEN IS JUST TALLER THAN ME- MOTHERFUCKER

@inhumanities.bsky.social Hey, uh... any updates on the whole Locke situation? Is my agent okay?

. . . WHY THE FUCK AM I FLATTER THAN QUEEN NOW!? WHAT!? THIS IS BULLSHIT!

;; People in VC seem to have accepted my own voice as Locke's own which. I think is super funny and figured why not. Voice reel. I'm so sorry if you hear my cat or something else in the BG

[They're on the phone, hoping to get any signal within the Library.] Come onnn... pick up pick up pick up... AHA! Yo, Xen, this is urgent.

Eh, trust me, seen older. There's this guy, right, another Color called the Indigo Elder, a whale-hunter. Guy's like... 50-60, somethin' like that. He basically forced that Ricardo guy from the Middle to run like a lil bitch. Heh, more like Bitch Brother...

Why... the fuck is it so hot even in the *Library*?????? Why do we even have the MAGMA floor???? Why couldn't we have the ice floor instead??? auuuughgfhfhfhf

@catalystarbiter.bsky.social Bird's drunk and it's really funny. They did get hit in the head with a bottle though.

Hero, gonna prove my version of justice is more just than yours Uno, remaining on this stage, I am the only one I am my biggest fan, I am my biggest fan, I am my enemy and my friend

I just wanted to make you smile again

What's the colour of the electric sheep you see? And if you love me, can you love your everything too, for me?