David Stern is looking up and smiling #NBAFinals

Nice little puff piece for Kroenke by the incurious at ESPN. Every Nugs rival is incredibly excited to see Michael “Mike” Malone gone. That’s probably not good. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

Your worthless brother-in-law, who is currently paying 23% interest on a new Ford F-Pedestrian Demolisher, is telling a guy at work with earbuds in how nice it is to have a president who can make a decent deal.

This is cope www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...

These guys are so bad at this. It’s past time for new leadership. If you don’t want to fight @schumer.senate.gov, get out of the way.

This doomer shit has to end. If this is *actually* a no-win scenario, do the thing that gives you the power to push back. Period. www.cnn.com/2025/03/13/p...

It's hilarious to me that dumb investors think that Tesla's collapsing stock is due to a *lack of attention* from the CEO. You mean the same CEO that has had eight other jobs, spent hours shitposting on Xitter, and allegedly does hardcore gaming? All of this was before the fake government job.

If you think your job is pointless, just remember that someone is spending hours putting together informational reels targeting Trump voters telling them that what he is doing is bad.

I guess it’s time to do a clean break from the past era. Tough.

Others: Certainly people can discern complex matters in politics, navigate nuanced situations, and not just spend an entire lifetime reflexively reacting to every dumb thing with their lizard brain. Me: You sure about that? www.oregonlive.com/trending/202...

There are lots of things to get outraged about these days but children dying of an easily preventable disease because of vaccine misinformation AND the fact that a prominent anti-vaxxer is now head of U.S. HHS infuriates me. What. The. Fuck. apnews.com/article/meas...

I've done very well betting against Izzo in March since 2021. His teams are playing too close against sub-par competition and that's not a good sign for avoiding an early tourney bounce.

My memoir is going to be titled, "There is an embarrassing amount of donut boxes in my recycling bin"

NBC executives looking for on-air talent.

I didn't need more reasons to avoid Southwest. Other than needed announcements, STFU with the PA system and let me get to my destination in peace.

More proof Trump tariffs are working, bringing in a 20k U.S. job commitment from Apple. Oh wait, this news was from April 2021. Since then, Apple has added 10k jobs overall (not just in the U.S.). www.apple.com/newsroom/202...

Eff me #RCTID

I can't believe news organizations are fact-checking Trump on his statements about Ukraine starting the war with Russia. It happened three years ago and it is a basic fact that Russia rolled in with tanks. What else do we need the NYT to fact-check? The Earth's shape? 1+1=2?

Imposter syndrome is far too self-aware for what I have. I'm just going to call it Bon Jovi-ing, which is just me livin' on a prayer when I do any piece of work ever.

These people are such dumbasses. If this is a "government run like a business," everyone who had a hand in this decision would be fired immediately. www.opb.org/article/2025...

“I thought they were going to hurt others, not me” is such a depressingly common and stupid view that won't be disappearing anytime soon. When choose a candidate based on who they hate, you should expect it

All these leagues have to stop screwing with the All Star Games. Just do an exhibition game. No stakes, whoever is selected and wants to play, let’s do it. It was fun to watch people who didn’t play with one another play together. Stop trying to make it into a real game.

Oh, did Tom Brady play football and maybe even in some Super Bowls? I wish they would mention it a few more times. #superbowl

this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.

Wow, look at all the concessions Trump got from Canada. Wait, the date of this release was last year. How can that be? www.canada.ca/en/public-sa...

yeah don't sleep on the fact that Wazzu is also on this list of "money laundering" operations

Can teacher Bluesky identify this tool? It was in my wife's emergency backpack for her classroom with no instructions and a Google Lens search is drawing a blank. Is this anything or did someone just include a mystery tool?

Wow. it must feel terrible when someone takes something you made and uses it without permission or payment

Increased travel costs? Hard to believe that everyone with a brain knew that would happen except for Utah’s athletic budget heads.

Big "you can't make jokes anymore" vibes.

America can’t have *any* nice things, including the Super Bowl.

Same energy

One thing I would recommend people do as they are considering their news consumption is to lean into local. Support local reporters and newspapers. You'll still get some national news but it's usually an AP or Reuters feed, or they'll relate it to the community.

I don't know. A bunch of white dudes telling trans people that they aren't defined by Trump's EO sounds a lot like the tone-deaf expressions of people who haven't had their rights written away with one stupid signature. Recognition matters to identity, bros.

One thing I forgot about Trump v1 is all of the claims that he was playing 4D chess when the simplest explanation for his erratic behavior was always the right one. Now that's getting extended to folks like Elon with his Nazi salute. Don't overthink things.

If you have an only child, we had a great time bringing her friend on a short trip with us. I think everyone ended up having more fun, including the adults.

Seattle makes it such a pain in the brain to use transit as an out-of-towner. You already have an app and tap to pay on everything. Why do I still need a physical card?

I don't use TikTok, I think TikTok is terrible (especially for kids and young adults), and I still don't think we should be banning it.

Camas NIMBYs live more than 10 miles away from this project. Their city council can shove it up their asses.

Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...

This is why he gets paid $13M+ a year.

So many things going on here

Hmm, the people who say they REALLY care about how the flag is treated don't actually care at all? Color me shocked: www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...

After going through an embarrassing number of keyboards in the last five years (almost all due to the space bar eventually failing), I finally got myself a mechanical keyboard with user-replaceable switches. It's taking some time to get back up to typing speed.

If only someone could’ve anticipated this when UCLA chose to leave the Pac-12

For anyone shocked that Musk again overpromised and underdelivered on cutting $2B with DOGE, there's a whole website dedicated to tracking his BS elonmusk.today

The "please pay attention to me" people on social media during a disaster are, by far, the most insufferable.

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Done and done

How it started —> How it’s going