There’s a reason the political right wants to keep people dumb.

Happy Solstice to those who celebrate

Having heard that dimbulbs are SURPRISED that Trump, who signed a law requiring the release of ALL of the Trump-Epstein Files - and his taint-licking toadies - are IGNORING that law, and that the things which HAVE been released are redacted/edited USELESS BULLSHIT, this is my surprised face

IN MASS SHOOTINGS

Celebrated 18250 days of not being a convicted felon, real estate fraud, and rapist not long ago

A shitfaced pretty boy at the Pentagon with the tape of the transmission ordering the just-for-fun murder of helpless boat survivors

"What was your knowitall comment about the Captain's piloting skills again?"

(A) Ride one of this fuckwit's rockets to Mars (B) Don't Choose carefully

Stolen history....

"I see you're not sufficiently dressed up, as ordered by the DOT"

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

They are still essential heroes in my eyes. Thank you to our healthcare workers!

Do NOT invite it in

PA-12 floatplane does a snow donut on an icy lake in Alaska before takeoff. 🛩️

One of "many great legal scholars"

There's only one thing to do about this. Dismantle the department of education, pronto

Ladies and gentlemen and others: the GOP poster kids

That result from the Trump-Mamdani chatfest was not on my Bingo card, because Bingo cards only have a row of letters at the top and then numbers in a grid below the letters

People, on no day in particular: Is the enshittificationing all done now The regime: Hold my beer

TRUTHY GUYS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT KAROLINE LEAVITT IS THE LEAST LYING SACK OF SHIT IN THE UNIVERSE, WHITE HOUSE SAYS

SCIENCEY GUYS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT WATER IS THE NOT-WETTEST THING IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM, WHITE HOUSE SAYS

Pretty good day here today. I ended twelve wars. You?

US Coast Guard will no longer classify someone shrieking "Iceberg dead ahead" as a warning signal

We're almost at the remind-military-people-that-the-Constitution-requires-them-to-disobey-illegal-orders-and-risk-falling-out-of-a-high-window chapter of the shitshow

Winning

If you think what's going to be released contains anything NEAR what was originally in the files, I have some bankrupt casinos, a failed airline, and some shitty steaks I'd like to sell you. Thank you for your attention to this matter

Note: replace "administration" with "regime"

<Whiny Cucker Carson voice>One has to wonder how much Trump is charging people to have their names erased from the Epstein Files™. I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS</Whiny Cucker Carlson voice>

Let’s be clear, QAnon terrorist Marjorie Taylor Greene’s rehab tour is a total sham, she’s still one of the most evil beings on the planet who has caused considerable harm with her words and actions. All she’s doing is fighting for her own power and wealth. Not today Satan.

Is the hoax still on its desk, or is it in a box in the bathroom at Orange Shitler's wife cemetary now?

Temu Nosferatu with spray on hair hatches a scheme

😜😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I need to polish up my constructing long sentences completely devoid of even rudimentary punctuation skills because thats the way its done here and I fear Im falling behind the curve which gets curvier all the time dont you think

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#RaiseThemRight #Dog #Dogs #BestFriend #FaithfulFriend #LoveDogs #GoodDog #DogsAreLove

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Priorities.

California police intervene as ICE agent in plain clothes points gun at woman Source: The Guardian share.newsbreak.com/fvmagcht?s=i16

A recent leak from an ICE detention facility near Houston shows hundreds of detainees packed into a shared room without beds or bathrooms. The footage highlights allegations that the facility's air conditioning is kept on maximum, intentionally subjecting occupants to freezing conditions.

Welcome to “justice” in Donald Trump’s America.

Time to get back to what really matters:

Waiting on my $2,000 tariff check while still waiting on my $5,000 Doge check.

I know what a magnet is. Please nominate me for the Nobel (or Noble, as Shitler calls it) prize for physics or something, since I'm the only one who knows

This Burns pic is gonna be evergreen

Hundreds of thousands of New York suckers who are okay with sexual harrassement tried to elect a dirtbag who sexually harrassed multiple women as mayor. Several million suckers who are okay with dirtbag behavior elected a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist as President. Well done, America