I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO.

Toying with the fabric of the universe because he was reading comics drunk as a barrel has been the funniest stupid choice ever.

Give him a second. Or a minute. He is dying of laughter.

Good morning.

Uh, that's a good trick! I tend to use hydrogen peroxide, and it leaves a yellowish stain sometimes.

Honestly? Not so much. I barely felt it! It bled a ton, though. Those jeans were unsalvageable.

Good night!

💭 I am not a demon, thank you.

😈/: I love introducing Jesse like this. Like... Yeah, the kid's insane.

❝ 𝑰 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆 you won't be able to move for a while. And I sincerely hope you don't remember any of this, or at least you know I am sorry. ❞ He said before moving close enough to paint a sigil on the corpse. The moment it was done, it lit up, reacting with the contents of the bag. No one said +

❝ Roy... 𝑰 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆 you won't be hungry once you eat the contents of this bag. And 𝑰 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆 you really want to eat them. ❞ He said, throwing a tiny bag of what seemed to be tea at the zombie. Of course, it wasn’t tea, but the start of a restoring spell to fix the body.

❝ Roy, 𝑰 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆 you feel calmer now. ❞ That was it. That was his trick. His "gift." The whole reason he was made by Hell. Everything Jesse believed turned into reality. And Jesse had learnt to make himself believe a great deal of things.

❝ It was a gift from one of my moms. ❞ Great knife for a hunter. It has small pieces of silver to burn through some magical stuff, but it is mostly steel, so it's useful in day to day life. Silver is a shitty metal to make lasting tools out of.

// guys credit artists please, it's not that hard

❝ Sure! ❞ Takes a decently sized knife out of a holster inside of his boot.

❝ I mean... I could try to reverse the body decay, but like I said, I can’t pull his soul in if it has already left. Any ideas, Mr. "I've seen enough worst nightmares"? ❞

He really did the horror movie move, uh?

What's a Laz Pit? Maybe I could make one. It's not the first time I play with the landscape.

Ouijas are a child's toy. I can do a proper seance.

I could try to alter reality. But if his soul is gone-gone he will just be a prettier corpse. I can’t pull souls out of Heaven nor Hell, I have tried.

DEAN, THERE’S A ZOMBIE. AN HONEST TO GOD ZOMBIE.

Honestly... Points for creativity.

Oh FUCK. That is... Yeah, no. There is probably no easy break for that. Do you know exactly how it was placed on you? I could do a reverse if you know the ingredients.

I am a witch, what kind of curse?

Half the stuff hunters do is low-level witchcraft, but you can keep pretending you all aren't witches if you want.

I did that to my leg once! The pencil got between my boncy leg and the edge of the table and... Let's just say the granite spot is permanent.

😈/: Australians w/ Venezuelans w/ kangaroo meat 🤝 capybara meat Horrifying other people

I am not a good enough liar to deny it.

What if I just teleport back to Australia?

No one is denying you are handsome.

"Angelic and pure" are not descriptors for any hunter ever.

I mean, I could have made it disappear any minute. But it was really fun to watch.

❝ I am leaving easy blood out for the vampires! Party nights are usually hunting nights, but I've figured most are really lazy about food, so... Freezers full of blood will stop more than one person getting hurt tonight. They'll disappear in the morning and are invisible to humans! ❞

❝ Hi, Dean! ❞

Don't mind him. He is just making conveniently placed freezers filled with bags of blood appear on rooftops all around the world with a little help from Google Earth.

[Changes it back. Giggles.]

😈/: He likes to do silly things on Halloween

[Changes his outfit to Rainbow Batman with a finger snap.]

I love Halloween. I can make so much shit happen, and no one bats an eye.

😈/: I'll go cry now

❝ I paint him when he is due for a haircut. He enjoys the process. It's essential a ton of pets and me getting drenched in paint. ❞

Hey, so... Gun or magic?

Jesse just nods. He is so getting away with this. ❝ You also had a leather jacket first time I saw you, so that is kind of ingrained in my mental image. Anyway... Now I wonder what I should dress up as. Spas is going to look like a skeleton dog... Which reminds me I need dog-safe paint. ❞

Catches it. His smile said "I am trying very hard not to laugh." ❝ Cool costume, though... I think Red Hood would suit you best. ❞

❝ Auch! What was that for? ❞

❝ I'm in my twenties, and it helps when I'm anxious. ❞ It was either that or tea designed to calm his nerves. Cigarettes were easier to find on the road.

❝ I believe I have some... ❞ He said, looking through his pockets before offering the man an unopened pack of Malboros.