That's more like it.

Green eyes locked onto the unexpected visitor, clawed gauntlets tapping her arms as she crossed them. "I may or I may not be. Of course, that depends on what your true goal is."

I haven't decided yet.

How irritating. ♡

You're supposed to convince me not to do it.

Don't ask.

Delicious.

Assuming that she'd destroy the world because people don't like her shows a clear lack of a brain. She loves humans. They're messy and flawed. Besides, humanity already doesn't like her. The trend continuing is nothing to her.

Just say you hate me?

Deep throats the herb.

Delicious. Can she have some?

//maybe don't assume my Satan is an egotistical warmonger?

. . . What if I just cause mass destruction?

Green herbs? 👀

He can criticize her when he actually knows what he's talking about instead of baseless accusations.

He's repeatedly proving to not be very intelligent.

She's trying so hard to be nice. Why do people push her?

Is that so? Then how about she analyzes him. He thinks actions don't have consequences. He believes that he can push boundaries, clearly set or not, because he has no care for others. And, if he claims otherwise, that would easily be disproven because he can't treat someone with the most basic

Eating- Fuck. Cabbage again.

So... He decided to ignore basic respect in her own home to try to get a rise out of her?

And what exactly was he expecting?

That's because she typically ignores mediocre. But she's not forgiving to those who forget their place.

Because he would be stupid to think he can just do what he wants in Satan's house.

That's a horrible idea. He should reconsider.

Hold on right there, buckaroo. Why is he strolling through her house?

Oh! Yeah, she already forgot about him.

Who is he?

She's here!

Sips tea. Man, she needs new servants. Darkness ate her last ones.

Eepy Satan.

(Holding out the sundae) You paid the price. Beyond that, don't worry about it.

(Casually yoinking the herbs and summoning the best looking sundae ever)

Gag. This is true hell. 𝑪𝒂𝒃𝒃𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔.

Oh. Ew. Her food has cabbage in it.

Nothing, really. Whatever you have in your pocket will do.

Well we certainly wouldn't want that, would we?

Soft yawn...

That's fine. I don't need money.

//Grace could be like "I just have a nickle and some pocket lint" and Satan would accept it as payment

Well I'm certainly not doing it for free. I just want to know how much you'd be willing to pay.

I'm someone who could easily get you a hot fudge sundae.

Pretty? Kiss kiss?

She's friendly 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒘 so she's not technically lying.

//mwuah mwuah

What? Noooo! She's friendly! Sort of. If you don't count... ... She's friendly.

. . . So what wouldn't you give?

Kiss kiss? Kiss kiss?

She's 𝑺𝒂𝒕𝒂𝒏. Of course she isn't scared by cheap scare tactics.

He makes her sound like some sort of monster! Her! When she's so cute and innocent looking! . . . Pfft! He can just think of her as wrath incarnate.

Excellent! If he does end up needing more, she'd be willing to make a trade. She just won't tolerate stealing.