If you’re a faceless/real-nameless profile posting nudes on here and you know me in real life… REVEAL YOURSELF TO ME!

I used a restroom this weekend

Lost my wallet earlier wooooof

For the afternoon crowd

A little #FCF BOGO for you all

Surprised LUX didn’t crack the top 5. Must have been at number 6.

In the AI wars, Alexa will remember that I was kind to her

Yall didnt give me enough attention for this

So h*rny this morning

Soy tu reliquia

Anyway, stream Brat!

Locktober is a dark month for me - someone who prefers dicks to be free and erect at all times.

I got that orange iPhone 17 pro in me

Yeah I need an orange Pro Max

Dude you’re getting a D’elles!!!

An LOL time warner company

Well if Pop Base calls it, so it shall be done

Thanks to my lighting engineer @alex-wayne.bsky.social

Ugh so much fun I was in Hawaii when that happened 🤭

Pride outfit from last weekend. Went for something modest this time

It’s Wing Wednesday in so many different cultures

I never know what any of yall are talking about

Come say hello if you see us! We’ll be charging $20 if you want to take a pic with Alex. It goes to a good cause (our bar tab).

How yall doin?

Maybe I’ll take a new dick pic today

Tate McRae and Ethel Cain are cousins.. I’m fucking pissed

Last night was a real dick slapper!

Love a fresh pair of Air Force 1s

Real

Post your current read

I miss Robbie Turner

I went to the Chromatica Ball at Dodgers Stadium, and I must say I am THRILLED to be seeing Gaga in a regular arena this summer.

Godspeed to everyone trying for Mayhem tickets today. May the odds be ever in your (but mostly my) favor.

Spent a week in NY living my best life. Happy to be back in this tiny hamlet of Seattle.

Nevertheless I’m feeling sprightly today

I’ve been gatekeeping my pharmacy because they’ve never not been able to fill my adderall prescription. Until today. Lord beer me strength

This couldn’t be further from a “hot take”, but even so I must repeat that Antoni Porowski is the one of hottest men alive

The Seattle Cheesecake Factory is closing this May

Sorry I know it’s FCF but it’s also a sad day for all my fellow coaster enthusiasts 😭😭😭

When the chile is tea but the finna is gag 💀💀 sis im dead as a chile

Throwback!! 2022 Seattle Pride was my favorite. W/ @alex-wayne.bsky.social

My dedication to leisure (laziness) knows no bounds. I was literally AT the grocery store but didn’t feel like looking for all the items I need so I went home and am ordering groceries from the couch. God bless instant cart

ChatGPT is good for one thing only and it’s creating images of these cookie divas

In my America?? In my America, Lady Gaga and Amy Lee do an album together

If I ever owned a Shiba Inu I would name her Sheree. Shiba Sheree. And if you get that joke we are friends

There’s a rabbit at the bar

I’d sooner sit on a knife than watch a Harry Potter movie again. Give it a restttttttt!!

Heart is content

Repost with your COVID lock down soundtrack