Mark Messier: Greatest Canuck or Greatest Canuck?

emo is just hair metal for millennials

JOEY POINT

the tip of that thing is as wide around as his thumb there is no way that’s fitting up someone’s nose

gonna name my kid Sun-Hol so they can park anytime anywhere in the city with impunity

This is the game with no defense It just scores on and on my friends

imagine taking the under

stiLL the biLLs

what a stupid football game

me, yelling at the tv

IT’S YULE LOG WITH CHRISTMAS MUSIC AND LOUD FAMILY FIGHTING SEASON MOTHERFUCKERS m.youtube.com/watch?v=KeWI...

Two in a row? The Kraken have never been more back.

SHAM-BLING CORPSE SHAM-BLING CORPSE

Rivers putting up more yards against the 9ers in the first than he did against the Seahawks in the entire game is well i mean

They call him “Christian” McCafferty yet he violates the will of God

the shambling corpse of Phillip Rivers is killing it

so apparently the grinch has been deported to south sudan

Don’t tell your kids Santa isn’t real Tell them he died in 1981 Explain that kids used to get real presents from him until Reagan fired all the air traffic controllers and a Pan-Am 747 blindsided him over Minot and everybody’s just been kind of faking it since then

Christians believe there's a special room in Hell designed for atheists. Atheists believe the room evolved naturally over millions of years.

is it graupel

Mood

Still not processing what i just saw

Sports are amazing and we are all geniuses for liking them

eeeeeeeeeeeee

Sports are dumb and we are all dumb for caring about them

42 seconds. Surely.

Imagine being Sean McVay right now You can’t He is beyond your comprehension

Never. A. Doubt.

This is the stupidest fucking game

It’s a burn barner

what if the first loss wasn’t a fluke

it’s just pissing down now

it wemdy

loud

loud

Math

Calming some pre-game jitters oh wait that’s just the dts nvm

I hope you are all having an

Sorry Not Sorry

we could get so many guys off of zyn pouches if we called them sachets

If I had a nickel for every sporting event I’ve attended today where the better team trailed for the first two thirds of the game

there is no god there is only 67

Never a doubt

47 seconds. Surely,

If i were the Seattle Seahawks i would simply score a touchdown

They tapped their ORCA cards. I say, let ‘em asphyxiate.

sun coming in like the eye of an angry god

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