Time is a flat circle

this timeline needs a new parquet courts album

I swear to god if the sounders don’t win this game I won’t feel anything because I stopped feeling things months ago

I do appreciate them trying to make sure that even fans who’d gotten stuck in the lines to get into the stadium still saw a full 45 minutes of that first half.

Elite product

the referee has added a minimum of… oh wait there’s a VAR review on the stoppage time

what is this, a low res elephant?

people in line in front of me breaking out the umbrella while wearing rain jackets in the drizzle maybe they’re the aliens from signs you explain it then

It’s a bloodbath, and not the good kind

Are tires a common form of falafel or is my place just doing a bit?

cursed lineup day one

Hoodlum Canal

I feel like a good litmus test is whether someone wholly understood Obama’s aliens comment before he explained it

Having a little trouble with today's Pips.

Concert #2 SPRINTS “There’s so much sweat on my hands that isn’t mine”

Concert #1: shame @ Neumos “Hey, this isn’t post-punk, this is just punk”

given the average lifespan of a great dane is 10 years, that’s clearly not the *original* scooby-doo

catharsis

much love

it’s a burn barner

Y'know, I gotta say, this is pretty great.

The people who made my white noise app may be clinically insane

Falling Down the Stairs of Your Smile

An app that allows people who play flat rates to sell the extra space in their trash bins to others please nobody actually make this it’s a bad idea under the surface

febROOary

As we all have to do sometimes

Home plate was actually called fourth base until 1983 when California Angels outfielder Juan Beniquez realized it kinda looks like a house.

Me: “Stop giving money to billionaires” Also me:

So long, Sunday Creams. Hello, Sunday Steelheads.

Kid behind me in line is humming along to the Mariners theme There is good in the world

Overheard at fanfest: “Who’s that?” “Jerry Dipoto. He’s the owner… no the manager… general manager” 0/3 also his title was literally on the tv seconds earlier

I hope you all are having a

if being a seahawks fan were easy they’d call them 12s

eeeeeee

someone check riq’s draftkings account

Jaxon Mother-Fucking-Smith-Njigba

me, yelling at the tv

nobody said it was gonna be easy

huh that was easy

The cold dead eyes of tom brady stare into your soul

nfc north-ass game

afc north-ass game

this time of night

Mood

Without hyperbole, that may have been the worst period of hockey the Kraken have played at home this year

There are lies, damn lies, and the start time of nationally televised hockey games.

ba gawd

When I was in high school a girl told me I was “gauche” and you know I don’t think I’ve ever really gotten past that.