Pssst @durandbernarr.bsky.social someone on the clock app said they need you and Keke Palmer together for at least an hour long interview/chat and I think we deserve this.

Me: full back tattoo. Rib tattoo. Sleeve w/ roses & a sternum tattoo. I can confirm. Im a horrible person. Should probably stay far far away

Jello, flawn, those semi solid custards lol Anything jiggly, really.

You know what's dumb? Being a grown ass woman with a crush. Knowing damn well it's gonna lead to nowhere, or worse, disappointment 😭

LMFAOOO I had to go listen and he absolutely does say this 😭😭😭

Ladies, y'all ever slept with someone who was TOO excited to be there? 😭😭

It's actually pissing me off

Teslas are now Swastikars. Don’t be mad at me. I don’t make the rules.🤷🏽‍♀️

It took the other one 52 days to dismantle their democracy This one is really tryna prove something

Idk, I like sending money

If you see this post, do it 😏 Pronouns: she/her Height: 5'9 Shoe: 9 Zodiac: ♐️ Smoke: weeeeeeeeeed only Tattoos: 7647 Piercings: 3 Fav drink: Water/diet coke/espresso martini w. White tequila #blacksky

I made the mistake of going onto the men's side of the Gymshark website... Why they shaped like that? Ion like it.

HIIIII #goldsky #blacksky

Absolutely yes.

Beating the Celtics* by 13. Especially when they whooped us last time we played.

Raptors winning by 13 is just hilarious to me at this point. I love them so much

I sincerely do not want to lose him 🥹

Raptors love to get my heart rate up 😭 I'll never not love this team man. Not even sorry bout it

Caloric deficits are fucking whack. I want all the calories. Lol

Re-programming my brain to view fruits & vegetables as snacks vs chips & cookies is fucking hard I just wanna down a family size bag of cool ranch Doritos but here I am eating a cucumber salad instead. 😭

Accountability thread. I started this over on the other app and then injured myself. But we back baby!!

I'm so sick of being disappointed, bro. Holy smokes.

Hit my first parlay of 2025 last night. It's gonna be a good year 🥂

I'm a hopeless romantic, but also a thug. You see my dilemma?😩

He literally called himself the Pied Piper. Which he often referenced via ad-libs ...

No. Your outside clothes come off immediately. Have some self respect

Drunk off some 2013 Dom 🥂 Hello 2025

If you see this, post a concert pic (or video) you took.

Settling into your "grown woman body" after being a skinny/shapeless girl for your entire life is.... An experience

88 baby ✨😌 #blacksky #addtoblacksky

It's quite literally going to be the Beyonce bowl release on Netflix. I love the theories but. I refuse to get my hopes up for anything beyond that (but! My bank account is ready for whatever may come)!

If it's not on already, now would be the time to put Netflix on 😌

The Texans are EMBARRASSING Beyonce on her big day

Classic @jamilaamarah.bsky.social

Just another drop Fill me up, til I'm holy

Cheers 😊

Time to make myself a lil drinky drink

I dunno who needs to hear this but if you make espresso martinis at home...save your left over Bustelo from the morning ... Makes the best espresso martini every time. You're welcome

This game was frustrating 😭

Dating for me is so hard bc the second you post using "their" instead of "they're" I'm instantly turned off.

Seasons are stupid bc the fact that it technically isn't even winter yet makes zero sense.

Black B.E.L.T

Wrapped up in bed by 10:30pm on a Friday Love this for me

Imagine begging a grown man to keep his word. Pls. Id rather shit in my hands and clap.

I actually give up.

Stuck between not wanting to be perceived, but looking good & feeling confident & wanting to show it off.

Holiday dinner szn

She needs to leave that man. Use this as her out, take them babies and GO! Run off into the sunset with Julius and live happily ever after.

Tony Brothers is a bad ref. Period If anyone was as bad at their job as he is, they'd be unemployed. He should try sucking dick for a living.

The way teams celebrate beating us is funny bc realistically, it shouldn't have been that hard and y'all are telling on yourselves but go off I guess