You guys all suck

Anyone wanna have a freak off👅👅👅

Holy fuckkk i miss my ex wife

Jacking off rn

I aint even do anything

What do I even do here, bruh

Hi

Who ate all of my jellybeans?

[Meanwhile, somewhere in bumfuck Nevada]

hi im deleting this acc. none of u interact anymore so it's finally time i say bye. twitter isn’t the same anymore im sorry bc im so sick of this but first of all why are u still reading this? r u ok? OH MY GOD YOU YOU GOT HIT BY A CAR OH GOD ARE YOU OK?

No account video is running out of business, half of these DVDs are just old Lucas Lee movies

Good morning My kitchen is still like this.

This cake tastes awful dude

you know what… i’m just gonna leave

Course I am, been a Mario fan since I was in diapers dude!

I hate going to Walmart there’s always a crazy person here

YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE I TIRED MAKING BREAKFAST

Sorry, I haven’t posted much Been busy exploring this place

I GOT ICE CREAM WHO WANTS SOME⁉️

yeah lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhh meatball sub

What if matpat had a GYAT and his name was GYATTTpat

You sure? Those are pretty greasy

Holy moly

I’m at subway, do you want anything?

OH NO ITS A FAT DUDE

Oughh hey guys look at this @bluevillager.bsky.social

MY SHIP IS AWESOME!!!

I ate bees

[ SCOTT PILGRIM JOINS PARODY BULESKY! ]

//i run this Scott account on Twitter by the way

AREN'T YOU THE SAME GUY WHO HAD GAY SEX WITH BOYFRIEND FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN?

Soo how’s everybody doing on the new platform?

Maybe we gotta punch a wall real hard?

Soo not a lot of my pals really are here… Guess I better start making some new ones!

hey

WHAT IS THIS WHERE AM I

Heya! Glad you could make it, This place seems way less cramped than that other garbage dump!

[ SCOTT PILGRIM JOINS PARODY BULESKY! ]