UGH I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP GETTIN ON ME ABOUT THE WHOLE MURDER THING. ITS ALWAYS "OUUGH MX DON'T DO THIS THAT'S MEEEEAN!!!" YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT??? THATS THE WHOLE REASON I FUCK PEOPLE UP IN THE FIRST PLACE! ITS AWFUL AND HILARIOUS!! THAT'S THE APPEAL!!!! MAYBE YOU NEED TO JUST GROW A PAIR!

HI 'CORO!! 👋👋👋

HI OOMFIE :)

@redcrewmatereal.bsky.social GET FUCKED!!!!!!!!

I DON'T THINK BLUESKY'S THE BEST OPTION FOR MARKETING BUT YOU DO YOU, PAL.

HEY IF YOU'RE GONNA RUB IT IN MY FACE, I CAN DO THE SAME.

YEAH THAT AGED WELL, DIDN'T IT?

[ Mario's Madness V2 OST - Demise (Instrumental) ]

THANKFULLY THAT WAS A DECOY WHICH WILL THEN PROMPTLY EXPLODE IN THE NEXT 0.4 SECONDS.

CAN YOU GUYS STOP FOLLOWING THIS GUY? HE CALLED ME A SLUR IN VC. :(

FIVE.

*MAKES YOU EXPLODE IN MY MIND POWERS*

NO.

This is my son prabbo the brabbo say hi prabbo

HELP ME OVERTHROW RED CREWMATE IN FOLLOWERS, I WANNA BE THE OFFICIAL BLUESKY PARODY TITAN.

WHAT ARE YOUR PARODY BLUESKY OPINIONS THAT HAVE YOU LIKE THIS?

I'll give this a week, tops.

@redcrewmatereal.bsky.social I'M NEARING YOUR EXACT LOCATION, I'LL BE THERE AT LIKE OVER 6 FOLLOWERS OR SO.

THANKS GUYS FOR 13 FOLLOWERS :)

i kill you @redcrewmatereal.bsky.social

FIRST FIGHT EDIT OF PARODY BLUESKY

OH, OKAY. MY BAD.

hey dude

AREN'T YOU THE SAME GUY WHO HAD GAY SEX WITH BOYFRIEND FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN?

I GIVE IT ELEVEN MINUTES.