It might not be on top of Santa's lap anymore, but I think your time underneath this one would be far more productive! Who knows, you might even get an extra gift of some kind..

Didn't anybody ever tell you that it's impolite to stare under an Espeon's skirt?~

Oh! H-Hello, Master! My utmost apologies, but I hastily went ahead and tried on this new attire you purchased me while you were away. There's just always so much to do, and such little time for rest! Do believe these meet your.. new proficiency standards, M-Master?

Hey, gym buddy! Guess what? I found this cool new training regimen that's supposed to get you really toned.. what do ya think? It's gonna require you to do plenty of "squats" to start seeing results though~

Can you believe that today marks a whole year of us training together? I'd say we've made some great progress! I know we'll be out of diapers soon enough.. (Thank you for all the support, and looking forward to trying twice as hard in the coming year! ♥)

Fun fact — this is the preferred method to check your deer friends for leaks! I'd make sure you're very thorough with every "inspection" on your playdates though, and I wouldn't worry too much if you need to get a little closer than usual.. 🦌: @crinklyrusty.bsky.social

Sorry, but we don't do changies before playtime around here! All the best games usually involve your diapers, so why don't we play a few together?~

I'd recommend sleeping in your jammies and dreaming about potty training every night to get results! You'll make it eventually! It definitely won't begin to have an adverse effect on you..

Just where do you think you're going? You know an Espeon can perceive other people's thoughts, dummy. Why not come a little closer so we can strengthen that "bond"?

Scared of the dark, or need someone to help chaperone you around for the night? Don't worry. The local goth kitty says he's willing to let you do some trick-or-treating with the big kids! You're not quite sure why his skirt keeps crinkling though..

Out of all Eeveelutions, Espeon needs the most amount of sleep! Since most feline Pokémon typically sleep longer, it's no surprise we usually need bigger diapers too..

Wake up, sleepyhead! If ya keep laying around in bed like a Snorlax, you're gonna miss all the morning cartoons!

Does "Pokémon training" include potty training..? If so, I'd say my results have really improved lately! See?

What if our pamps kissed on the playmat..? 👉👈

It's fall season already? It might not be leaves, but I think I've got the next best thing for you to watch fall down from above~

It feels kinda breezy in here.. Is it just me?

Check out this cool ergonomic accessory I found for my chair.. it even has a built-in cushion!

What my chair sees everday:

I've got a sneaking suspicion that you're not down there to help put those snaps back on, are you..?

He can't promise staying dry the entire school day.. but he's really good at all the important stuff, like coloring books!

You just gonna sit there and stare? I've got a much better job for that little head of yours if you just come a little closer~

Of course an Espeon can have 'intimidate'! Just look how menacing I am!

If you're really planning on locking the door to my changing table.. then you'd better be prepared for the consequences!

Don't be shy.. for that price, you should be giving this poof an ample amount of attention! Just try not to get lost back there~ 🎨: @eeveeatheart.bsky.social

As an Espeon, it's crucial to get plenty of sleep to keep up with your training! But sleeping can be lots of work too..

It's impolite to not offer the comfiest seat to your guests.. care for a short rest?

It's Espeon Day! ..and you know what that means? A surprise gift from your favorite Espeon! Just close your eyes real quick..

A dutiful maid always assesses their hard work! S-surely Master wouldn't mind if I checked for only just a moment..

Your new gym buddy seems rather.. 'toned' in one particular area..

Cozy sleepers make for cozy mornings!

Gonna help me put this thing on? You seem a little distracted down there..

Look, dummy. It might be National Undies Day, but don't think I'm gonna let you follow me around pretending to be a 'big kid' or whatever you're on about. Put this on.

Care for another friendly diaper check..? Why not bring your head a little closer and be a bit more thorough this time~

There's just something about the way a onesie hugs your body..

What good is a pillow if there are no heads to rest upon it..?

Heavy is the onesie that holds the diaper..

C'mon! Stop your giggling and let's play together, silly!

"Rawr" means "changies" in dinosaur? I don't remember that one in all the picture books..

To ensure the proper delivery of this package, facial recognition is required! Please hold still..

Sorry, I just put all blankets in the wash! I've got something else to keep ya nice and warm though..

'Body Press', huh? Not sure if Espeon can learn that move.. Care to find out?

Did you know that some deer even come with handlebars to give them lots and lots of hugs easier? At least that what I think they're for.. Make sure to give all of your deer friends plenty of hugs for International "Hug a Deer" Day! 🦌: @crinklyrusty.bsky.social

Oh, hey! You're almost late for playtime! Everyone's grabbed their favorite toys already.. but seems like yours is still available~

Surely someone's gonna come back to give me a change, right? ...right?

Contrary to popular belief, cats and dogs can actually make great playmates! I'm not very familar with this type of game though.. ⬆️: @paddedtiggy.bsky.social

Trapped between your choice of three pillows.. but I don't think those thighs are giving you much of a choice~

Just a peek..

If your face fits, I sits~

I guess I slept pretty well last night..