ass up. Chest down. fingers only: final destination. No items

New experience unlocked: muffing

This could be us

I'm reverse engineering the Panera Energy Tea that kills you

The best thing about a canceled foursome is that it's still a threesome

This could be us. I'll be the Genesis and you be the 32x.

Sometimes you need to give in to your animal instincts (rodent) and destroy a pillow and fuck in the fluffy bedding

This could be us

If you're roommates, it's a moral obligation to shower together. Also save on laundry by not wearing clothes. If everyone else is already naked they'll actually be uncomfortable if you kept your underwear on

Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.

I have sudden great desire for the McMaster Assless Chaps. I WILL REFUSE to take them off. I will also need to bring in the chainsaw in the the bedroom too to justify the ASTM F1987 Protection Standard. www.mcmaster.com/5286T13/

No fap office hours challenge

NY is the best👮🚓 ちょいとしたトラブル発生しましたっ48時間程度で戻ってきますねっ☆

We were talking about priorities. I clarified that 'doing the mating press' comes first. And then we can watch dungeon meshi together

I used to play a h-game from the 90s where the protagonist got a morning wake up call blow job and I never thought I'd live that life but here we are. I'll try to find the game but the wayback machine is down.

Bedroom goals for this year

TIL what a mating press is (and got to practice it).

On the Ides of March I said " pizza pizza" and my femboy top stabbed me (sexually)

9 years of monkhood resealed my boy hymen

JO crystal remains uncharged. 😑

Mutual masturbation session failed successfully.

Itsa me

Cinnabun after dark. They've got the buns 😉. Arby's after dark. They've got the MEATS 🤤 When you put them together......

Going to go get me an abstinence only fuck boy

Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

I had two lovelies with their heads resting on each side of my chest and that has got to be the best form of weighted blanket I've ever felt

A classic pillar of discussion, of wherest doth ye lie upon the chart. #FFXIVmemes

Born to fuck