bitbeard.bsky.social
@bitbeard.bsky.social
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ass up. Chest down. fingers only: final destination. No items
about 14 hours ago
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New experience unlocked: muffing
about 14 hours ago
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This could be us
6 days ago
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I'm reverse engineering the Panera Energy Tea that kills you
7 days ago
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The best thing about a canceled foursome is that it's still a threesome
7 days ago
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about 1 month ago
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This could be us. I'll be the Genesis and you be the 32x.
about 1 month ago
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Sometimes you need to give in to your animal instincts (rodent) and destroy a pillow and fuck in the fluffy bedding
about 1 month ago
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This could be us
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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If you're roommates, it's a moral obligation to shower together. Also save on laundry by not wearing clothes. If everyone else is already naked they'll actually be uncomfortable if you kept your underwear on
about 1 month ago
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they made gooseworx
about 1 month ago
Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.
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I have sudden great desire for the McMaster Assless Chaps. I WILL REFUSE to take them off. I will also need to bring in the chainsaw in the the bedroom too to justify the ASTM F1987 Protection Standard.
www.mcmaster.com/5286T13/
about 2 months ago
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No fap office hours challenge
about 2 months ago
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Chiitan๐ใกใใใโ
5 months ago
NY is the best๐ฎ๐ ใกใใใจใใใใฉใใซ็บ็ใใพใใใฃ48ๆ้็จๅบฆใงๆปใฃใฆใใพใใญใฃโ
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We were talking about priorities. I clarified that 'doing the mating press' comes first. And then we can watch dungeon meshi together
2 months ago
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I used to play a h-game from the 90s where the protagonist got a morning wake up call blow job and I never thought I'd live that life but here we are. I'll try to find the game but the wayback machine is down.
2 months ago
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Bedroom goals for this year
2 months ago
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TIL what a mating press is (and got to practice it).
2 months ago
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On the Ides of March I said " pizza pizza" and my femboy top stabbed me (sexually)
2 months ago
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9 years of monkhood resealed my boy hymen
2 months ago
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JO crystal remains uncharged. ๐
3 months ago
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Mutual masturbation session failed successfully.
3 months ago
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Itsa me
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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Cinnabun after dark. They've got the buns ๐. Arby's after dark. They've got the MEATS ๐คค When you put them together......
3 months ago
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Going to go get me an abstinence only fuck boy
3 months ago
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Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays
3 months ago
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I had two lovelies with their heads resting on each side of my chest and that has got to be the best form of weighted blanket I've ever felt
3 months ago
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EpicUrianger ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐๏ธ
3 months ago
A classic pillar of discussion, of wherest doth ye lie upon the chart.
#FFXIVmemes
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Born to fuck
3 months ago
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