Saturday is fast-approaching & it’s FAQ time!! More of these to come, but feel free to message me with any questions! TICKETS AVAILABLE HERE: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Workshopping some outfit ideas for Stuck in the Middle this Saturday… thoughts?? DON’T FORGET TO GRAB YOUR TICKETS HERE: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Hey. It’s your clown boyfriend, just reminding you that Stuck in the Middle is this Saturday and it would be a lot to me if you came 👉👈 Tickets here: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

OBSESSED with my new choker collar from @protectivechoke (IG) Should I wear it to Stuck in the Middle this Saturday…? 🤔 Mary was great to work with - I highly recommend checking their stuff out: www.etsy.com/shop/SilentE...

STUCK IN THE MIDDLE IS THIS SATURDAY!!! Are you cripplingly lonely, a social butterfly, or both or neither? Then this is the event for you!! Get you’re tickets NOW: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu... 🥳

Name this band! And while you’re at it - join them this Saturday at Stuck in the Middle!! 🎪🤡 Tickets HERE: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Been so open that I'm going to SitM @mstpresents.bsky.social for the first time (almost a lil too excited), details. Silly bullying, humiliating, goofiness and clownishness. All kinda bundled into one as it is sorta linked in my mind. Also if anyone there sees this thread, use the ammunition wisely.

Guys I’m not saying I WILL be naked the whole time at Stuck in the Middle this Saturday, but I’m not NOT saying that… 👀 If you’re into that sort of thing, grab your tickets NOW: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

What to expect at Stuck in the Middle this Saturday: Bozos kissing bozos, clowns doin’ the twist (yes, there’ll be Twister!) 🤪 GET YOUR TICKETS NOW: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Have YOU got your tickets to the hottest circus party this side of anywhere??? What are you waiting for?! GRAB ‘EM NOW: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Just in case you were worried my circus tent’s the Wild Wild West - rest assured, we got RULES BABEYYY Feel free to shoot me any questions if you’ve any worries or hesitation about next Saturday! Tickets HERE: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

THIS COULD BE YOU!! What are you waiting for??! Get your tickets to next Saturday’s Stuck in the Middle NOW: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

The circus is BACK IN TOWN this Sat 27th Sep & tickets are FLYING off the shelves!! Come run away with us & enjoy a chill afternoon for a series of funny, relaxed and goofy shenanigans with a bunch of fun-loving horny clowns! 😁🥰 🎟️TICKETS HERE: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

🥳 HONK HONKK - if you’re in the UK, this is your reminder: COME JOIN THE CIRCUS NEXT SATURDAY!! TICKETS HERE: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Gonna be 35 in a week, and in a month, I'm gonna get literally clowned by @mstpresents.bsky.social and his friends. What a time to be alive~

The circus is BACK IN TOWN this Sat 27th Sep & tickets are FLYING off the shelves!! Come run away with us & enjoy a chill afternoon for a series of funny, relaxed and goofy shenanigans with a bunch of fun-loving horny clowns! 😁🥰 🎟️TICKETS HERE: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

TODAY IS THE DAY!!! 🥳🎉 If you haven’t grabbed your tickets already, they’re still available online + on the door: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu... SEE YOU BOZOS THERE 🤡

HYUCK! HONK! SPLAATTT!!! Good to know the bozos are all gearing up to celebrate my bday at Stuck in the Middle tomorrow!! 🥳 Come join them and be one of my birthday clowns!! I’m SURE none of you will be pieing me in the face… 😏👀 GOT YOUR TICKET YET? www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

HONKA HONK HONKKK!!! 🥳 Last of these testimonies for now - who’s coming tomorrow?? BTW it is my BIRTHDAY PARTY, so I hope to see as many of you sexy clowns as possible!!! 🥰 (I may or may not end up being dunked into a huge cake… 👀) GET YOUR TICKETS NOW: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Still got testimonies coming in from attendees!! This Saturday is no regular event - it’s also my birthday party, so come smash me with cake and having a gay ol’ time! 🤪 Tickets HERE: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Listen, I’m queer. I can never resist a mirror selfie. Especially when I look this good! 🤡 Come check me in all my goofiest digs this Saturday at London’s only clown sex event + try some costumes on yourself! Stuck in the Middle tickets available HERE: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Everyone's got one! AN INNER CLOWN - get your mind out the gutter! Let yours loose this Saturday at Stuck in the Middle, at The Underground, King's Cross! NO DRESSCODE|NO PRESSURE TO PLAY|GOOD VIBES+CHILL ATMOSPHERE Come join the circus - tickets HERE: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Clowns to the left, Jokers to the right... Here we are, STUCK IN THE MIDDLE!!! 🥳🤡🎪 Be sure to get your tickets for our BIGGEST CLOWN PARTY YET - THIS SATURDAY 26th July!! More games, more pies, more toys & more CLOWNS!! Tix: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

It occurs to me my wedgie skills may be a draw for some🤭 Karaoke in the bar upstairs afterwards for anyone who wants to stick around / dares to brave my wedgies (I promise not to rip your underwear like I did here🙈)! Tickets available for Sat 26 Jul: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

In this circus, you can be bullied... or you can be a bully! Which do you wanna be? 😏 Tix for Stuck in the Middle on Sat 26 Jul LIVE NOW: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

What are the changes of getting me on my back at Stuck in the Middle, you ask? …Not zero 😏 Come run away with the circus on Sat 26th July!! Tickets HERE: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

CLOWNS ARE COOL! Don’t let anyone tell you different 😎🤙 See all you cool clowns at Stuck in the Middle on Sat 26th Jul: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

What can you expect at Stuck in the Middle on Sat 26th July? Oh, you know, just classic circus fun… 🤪 Come on down to The Underground at Central Station in King's X for an afternoon of sexy buffoonery! (+ karaoke in the bar afterwards!!) TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

What to expect @ Stuck in the Middle on Sat 26 July? Oh, you know, just classic circus fun… 🤪 Come on down to The Underground @ Central Station in King's X for an afternoon of sexy buffoonery! (+ karaoke in the bar afterwards!!) TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Clown fun! Shenanigans! Tomfoolery! It’s all happening at Stuck in the Middle this month on Sat 26th Jul See you for our biggest party yet @ The Underground Club in King’s Cross!!! TICKETS: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Clown curious?? Come get your balloon twisted on Sat 26th Jul at STUCK IN THE MIDDLE 🥳 This will be our biggest one yet - more games, more thrills, more clowns 😈🤡 Come be horny and WEIRD! 🤪 Tickets are LIVE: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

🥳 🥳 🥳 SEND IN THE CLOWNS!!! 🤡

It finally came! I’m gonna be ready for the next @mstpresents.bsky.social 😁

Getting inspired to add some new games to Stuck in the Middle… 👀

HONK! HONK! The circus is BACK IN TOWN this July at the Underground Club!! It just so happens to also be my birthday, so we're going bigger, harder, louder & SILLIER! 🥳 Come join me & the other clowns for an afternoon of goofy fun - HYUCK!! GET YOUR TIX NOW: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Look at @matthewfinns.bsky.social taking a pie to the face like a champ at last month’s party! 🤭 📸 @christiansonxxx.bsky.social 🎟️ 🎁 Don’t forget to grab your tickets for next month’s birthday party event NOW: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

🥳 Tickets available for July’s Birthday Circus Celebration: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Got more of these coming & while they’re all anonymous I want to note this person was especially nervous about attending! To any shy clowns out there: you are welcome, accepted & invited to hang out in this space for as long or as little as you like. It’s a pressure-free atmosphere in my big top! 🎪

🎟️ July’s special birthday event tickets are live now: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Oh this? Just another incredibly lovely message from a Stuck in the Middle attendee 🙈🥰♥️ The feedback so far’s been overwhelmingly positive which is really heartwarming! If you’ve attended any of the events so far please feel free to send any words that may be helpful for nervous attendees to see 😁

I meant every word! ♥️

🎟️ Tickets for July available NOW: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

More lovely testimonials from Stuck in the Middle attendees!🙈❤️ If you're a shy clown, or just want to test the waters with a sillier event I hope these help alleviate any fear. This is a safe space for queer fringe kinksters to come and enjoy the goofy side of the kink circus!

🎟️ Tickets available for my birthday event in July: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

More lovely words from attendees on their experiences at Stuck in the Middle! 🥰 The getting-ready hour’s available for anyone with a ticket who wants to arrive an hour before the party to ease into things & get to meet people. It’s a great opportunity to try on some clown gear & gauge the space! 😁

My little clown heart’s overflowing. 🥹♥️ Thank you so much!! To anyone remotely curious about trying something a little different and checking out a sillier event, Stuck in the Middle is a community-run grassroots social in London and my baby.

Tbh that’s how all my events go at Stuck in the Middle (and the next one’s gonna be my bday event!): @mstpresents.bsky.social

I’m keeping these anonymous, but going to post them sporadically ahead of the next Stuck in the Middle (my birthday event!!! 🎁🥳), so thank you so much to everyone who shared their thoughts!! 🎟️ Tickets for July available HERE: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

A few people have asked about my event & mentioned being shy or apprehensive about being a clown in front of people, so I thought I’d ask some attendees for testimonies on their experiences and… boy am I overwhelmed by the lovely messages 🙈